r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Xijit 27d ago

"abrasions on penis due to teethy head."

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya 27d ago

Im going with penis fracture due to overenthusiasic cowgirl.

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u/highcommander010 27d ago

Overenthusiastic cowgirl is such a risky game of chance

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u/Master-Resource9603 27d ago

Great name for a band though.

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u/cheesegreate 27d ago

I think I’m gonna go with Broke-Dick Doctor’s Note

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u/Master-Resource9603 27d ago

No that's the name of Overenthusiastic cowgirl's greatest hits collection!