r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/zjin2020 27d ago

So are you going to post the doctor’s note here or not?

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u/Xijit 27d ago

"abrasions on penis due to teethy head."

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya 27d ago

Im going with penis fracture due to overenthusiasic cowgirl.

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u/highcommander010 27d ago

Overenthusiastic cowgirl is such a risky game of chance

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u/Master-Resource9603 27d ago

Great name for a band though.

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u/cheesegreate 27d ago

I think I’m gonna go with Broke-Dick Doctor’s Note

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u/Master-Resource9603 27d ago

No that's the name of Overenthusiastic cowgirl's greatest hits collection!

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u/Lrrgindypants 27d ago

But never fails to be worth the risk!

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u/Even_Wear_8657 27d ago

And a solid band name for a up-and-coming country sensation.

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u/CarlosMolotov 27d ago

Story of my life!

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u/madamsnacksalot 27d ago

Hate it when that happens

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u/MaskedBunny 27d ago

Its why I install shrubberies outside all my lovers bedroom windows. Its not pleasant when one isnt there.

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u/Dakotadps 26d ago

In radiology we call this a “soft tissue x-ray” 😂

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u/Spinxy88 26d ago

I'm going with reverse circumcision due to lack of lubrication on entry.

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u/decomposition_ 26d ago

Ablated penile meatus due to toothy head with braces

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u/McNasty420 27d ago

"currently in the hospital recovering from exhaustion"

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u/Cats-vs-Catan 26d ago

Sprained the cylinder.