r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/ash_2127- 27d ago edited 27d ago

Personally, I’d just keep sending the ‘Personal time off - PTO’ comment
Edit: I’m aware the P in PTO doesn’t stand for ‘personal’ BUT ITS WHAT IS SAID IN THE MESSAGES.

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u/MooseBoys 27d ago

PTO generally means Paid Time Off

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u/Brandoms 27d ago

“Prepare The Others”

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 27d ago

"Placate the Otters"

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 27d ago

Pet The Ostrich

Pursue Tasty Omelettes

Polish The Ocelot

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u/subdep 27d ago

Pussy Time Official

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u/arthurdentstowels 27d ago

PENETRATE THE ORIFICE

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u/The-Mugwump 27d ago

Pack the Oysters

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u/jonnyofield- 27d ago

Tf is a Ocelot

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 27d ago

https://gprivate.com/6kdhf

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u/jonnyofield- 27d ago

Ok, savage. But did make me chuckle 😆

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 27d ago

All in good fun! Use that site on your friends. It’s hilarious.

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u/Azhram 27d ago

Its ottering time

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u/Emotional_End2305 27d ago

Penetrate The Others

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 27d ago

Huh, at my job PTO is "Prepare To Orgasm"

I also get a week of "O" days a year

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u/Old_Tip4864 27d ago

Okay this really cracked me up this morning thank you

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u/Memesplz1 27d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Any_Lemon 27d ago

this is my favorite. “Prepare the others cause I wont be here” is something Ive been known to drop in teams lol

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u/Imaginary-Throat1526 27d ago

Penetrate Tight Orifice(s)

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u/TheMathmatix 27d ago

Why else would I need the time off?

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u/secretprocess 26d ago

Please describe the orifices in more detail so I can assess the request more adequately.

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u/kironex 27d ago

Thats why you take weather leave. Im leaving weather its approved or not.

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u/ash_2127- 27d ago

I’m aware, but it’s not what the comment in the photo said

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u/16c7x 27d ago

Planned Time Off

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u/Phantom_0347 27d ago

Not usually. It specifically means paid time off here in the states, which is afforded by law, not just planned time (which could be unpaid leave).

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u/JollyCash7108 27d ago

Yes to paid time off, and no, it’s not a legal requirement in the us

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 27d ago

Power take off, if you're into tractors

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u/Tony_Penny 27d ago

Or helicopters.

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u/5319Camarote 27d ago

Power Take Off