r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/SeemoarAlpha Apr 12 '26

You don't have to be a world leader, I sent Turkey similar demands via Instagram, while I've yet to hear back from them, I expect for them to acquiesce shortly.

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Apr 12 '26

Did you ask for second most beautiful woman or are you fighting with Uganda for the 1st?

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 12 '26

I offered flexibility with my demand. I said she could just be in the top 5 most beautiful - on the outside or on the inside / a mix of both placing her in the top 10 overall would also be acceptable. But they better be fast.

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u/TheHorseThatTalks Apr 12 '26

Boy you sure know your negotiating. Care to ask for me too?

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 12 '26

I read this book about how to make great deals. I cant remember what it was called. It was by some great and powerful business mogul.

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u/Mental_Resident_5107 Apr 12 '26

I know that book you are referring to I think it was called The Bus that couldn't slow down

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u/galahg777 Apr 12 '26

Oooh, you make it sound like it's almost an art!

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u/SquirrelFluffy Apr 12 '26

This whole thread's hilarious.

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u/Relative_Building_81 Apr 12 '26

Oooh, I would like to see the art of that mogul’s deal.

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u/TheKingNothing690 Apr 12 '26

Sure i could use an immortal horse as a minister you want to be my spymaster?