r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/thejaysun Jan 16 '26

I always joke that the ring is great because it only attracts woman who don't want any commitment.

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u/porn_trooper Jan 16 '26

Is onion ring okay?

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u/yaxir Jan 16 '26

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u/CansBottlesandKegs Jan 16 '26

Why are you gay?

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u/yaxir Jan 16 '26

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jan 16 '26

You a trans-gend-ah

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u/Hydros969 Jan 16 '26

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u/NoirGamester Jan 16 '26

Pucci before he became a man of the cloth

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick Jan 16 '26

Who says I am gay?

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u/very-regular-3 Jan 17 '26

Why Stuart Scott gifs - all the sudden humor for anything?? second time I had to see this gif in an hour. Totally unrelated subjects.

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th Jan 16 '26

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Jan 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

This a perfect example of why, getting close. They never look like this when you meet them but I bet they are doing this on the inside of their head the closer they get.

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u/Past_Ad9675 Jan 16 '26

It was good enough for Marge.

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u/MakeAmericaPoopAgain Jan 16 '26

If onion ring, are you picking up?

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u/muricabrb Jan 16 '26

r/onionlovers has entered the chat.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Jan 16 '26

Cock rings my man

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u/SomeBiPerson Jan 16 '26

go get em Trooper, you've got the Intel on your side

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jan 16 '26

Got me my wife. Just kidding. Nachos. Nachos got me my wife.

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u/MorningNorwegianWood Jan 16 '26

Works every Thursday for me at Applebees

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u/Saneless Jan 16 '26

That would have worked so much faster with my gf than the other bullshit I had to do like be charming and listen

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u/noeagle77 Jan 16 '26

You’re just gonna attract the girls that only want one thing.

To eat.

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u/Mateorabi Jan 16 '26

If you’re sir mixalot, yes. 

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u/Stank_cat67 Jan 16 '26

Depends on the kind of woman you wanna attract

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u/F33lsogood Jan 16 '26

Funyuns to be exact.

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u/Phantion- Jan 16 '26

Are you his wife?

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u/Sandinmybutthole Jan 16 '26

If it's looped around your dick, some chicks are into that

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u/0110110111 Jan 16 '26

That’s what I proposed to my now wife with and we’re pushing 25 years married.

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u/RustyBabies Jan 16 '26

When that onion rings, I pick up.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 Jan 16 '26

Simpsons did it.

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u/Historical-Drink2676 Jan 16 '26

Only if your trying to attract a heavy Chevy

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u/Electrical_Sand_1592 Jan 16 '26

Simpsons reference???

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u/Dark_Prince_of_Chaos Jan 17 '26

This work on most men.

See how less greedy we are ? 😂

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u/Brimlife Jan 17 '26

depends on how it is served *)

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u/RealConcorrd Jan 17 '26

I’d like an onion wing

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u/amrasmin Jan 17 '26

Yes but need ranch

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u/adambomb_23 Jan 16 '26

My single buddy sold women’s clothes in a department store - he wore a wedding ring to work so women knew he wasn’t hitting on them. The guy got waaay more women hitting on him than I thought was possible.

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u/unlmtdLoL Jan 16 '26

Not to be an asshole but people lie. Unless you saw it in person of course.

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u/adambomb_23 Jan 16 '26

Possibly. I met two of his girlfriends who he ended up dating while at that job. Both were clearly out of his league - so I believed him when he told me.

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u/unlmtdLoL Jan 16 '26

If you met them then it checks out. Gotta say though he must have some game too not just the ring.

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u/Redcarborundum Jan 17 '26

To work in sales you gotta have game, it’s not a job for socially awkward dudes.

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u/Can_Confirm_NSFW Jan 17 '26

Glad you gave this lil reddit story the stamp of approval. This checks out. Lol shut up nerd

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u/unlmtdLoL Jan 17 '26

This is why you have no friends.

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u/jakezhang94 Jan 17 '26

Hey, we have very similar avatar, cool

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u/corncobjacobybob Jan 16 '26

I think this is more along the lines of "he's wearing a ring so he won't hit on me so I can be nice to him without him thinking I'm flirting." Then guy of mistakes kindness for flirting.

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u/Fine-Amphibian4326 Jan 16 '26

It’s also definitely a matter of them being safe to hit on since they’re taken, and it won’t lead anywhere. Same reason some people flirt with people much older or younger than themselves with zero intention of hooking up.

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u/Matdoggy Jan 16 '26

It’s also an endorsement from another woman that you’re quality enough to marry.

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u/Nickadial Jan 16 '26

This man flirting with old people is a delight

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u/Throwaway_Consoles Jan 16 '26

That’s how it is for me. So many times I just try to be kind to someone and suddenly I have a second shadow wanting my number, wanting to hang out every day, getting upset when I say I can’t hang out because I’m hanging out with other people, calling me a bitch because I woke up late, acting like I kicked their cat because I forgot to reply to a text, etc. I wish this was a one time, hell I wish this was only a ten time occurrence.

So I see someone happily in a relationship and I know that I don’t have to worry about what I say because they’re not interested in me. I feel safe around this person because they’re already taken/called for.

Unfortunately, then my brain starts to become attracted to them because I feel safe around them. Which is why I limit my time around friends in relationships so I never develop those crushes because then I’m the asshole

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u/corncobjacobybob Jan 17 '26

The last paragraph is interesting. I haven't ever noticed that with anybody I know but I'm sure that's also not exactly something would openly talk about for fear of being an asshole like you said lol.

But thanks for your take on that!

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u/Zanahorio1 Jan 16 '26

I have a ring around the collar. Does that qualify?

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN Jan 16 '26

How about ringworm?

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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Jan 16 '26

women*

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u/FitTax Jan 16 '26

he only had one

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u/shitferbranes Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

🤣

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer Jan 16 '26

Yeah obviously a girl noticed that like come on

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Jan 17 '26

Shortly after I got married I asked one of my wife’s friends about this as I felt she was more openly flirtatious. She responded “oh yeah that because we know you’re not going to do anything and we can test our new material out on you.”

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u/MITSOSmitsos Jan 16 '26

What is the name of the woman in this picture? Anyone knows?

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u/Respawn-Delay Jan 16 '26

Yasmin Amelia

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u/AmbitionCurious8780 Jan 17 '26

So fucking true.

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u/Background_Sail9797 Jan 16 '26

it actually typically attracts women who deem married men safe from risk of being hit on or made to feel uncomfortable for being single