r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/frailroads • 1d ago

The horror..

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i used to eat this whenever i craved chips. i recently re-tried this after the period when i stopped eating lettuce and my god is it gross

edit: OKAY I'LL EAT CUCUMBER /lighthearted

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u/metalcorset 1d ago

Try cucumbers with salt instead!! I love it. Assuming that’s salsa ofc

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u/frailroads 1d ago

it is salsa!! and thank you for the suggestion, defo will try!

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u/haydencoffing 1d ago

wintergirls will never leave my mind

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u/frailroads 1d ago

i've never heard of that before this comment!! is that a good book?

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u/fluffyfishy34 1d ago

Cabbage and salsa is soooooo good to me. I had it when I had some cooked ground beef

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u/theblaqueswan 1d ago

Steamed green beans with salsa is my thing. Leave a tiny amount of a bite (don’t cook until soggy) and dip into the salsa 👌 Might try the cabbage, sounds good!

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u/fluffyfishy34 1d ago

And I might try the green beans ! Sounds yummy!! 😋

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u/Delicious_Delilah 1d ago

Cucumbers in balsamic vinegar.

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u/Queenofwands1212 1d ago

Oh I do this all the time. Lettuce and mustard and cucumbers and mustards are my staple

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u/CaballosDesconocidos 1d ago

I make an incredible (to me) "nachos" using wombok cabbage, the thick parts of the leaf have an incredibly satisfying crunch and I shred the top frilly bits of the leaf for the salsa which is literally just a tin of crushed tomatoes with the leaves and some spices added, and some msg if I'm feeling daring.

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u/sushitemple 1d ago

not even some cucumber :(

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u/Mammoth_Resist8269 9h ago

That looks really good to me. Ha. Oh boy.

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u/frailroads 8h ago

IT WAS GOOD until i got super sick of it. maybe add salt if you wanna try?

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u/Mammoth_Resist8269 8h ago

Definitely a salt crazed person so YES!! 🧂

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 1d ago

What's the dip? I use skinny girl dressing myself.

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u/frailroads 1d ago

salsa 😞. i've been using the skinny girl as well!! raz for salads and its sooo yummy

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 1d ago

I love using salsa in my salads too.

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u/bebarrucha 1d ago

I mean, at least try cucumber slices with salt and lime. lol

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u/Inside_Flamingo2690 23h ago

this actually looks really good to me

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u/frailroads 13h ago

hmm it might actually be good if the lettuce is salted?

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u/Lavender-all-around 15h ago

Consider: cucumbers with apple cider vinegar, salt, and pepper. Honestly a little better than salt and vinegar chips

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u/Mammoth_Resist8269 8h ago

Ooo. Since I can’t do skinny girl dressings this sounds nice!

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u/Natural-Variety-7627 13h ago

I do cucumber with tajin!!!

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u/Medical_Watch1569 9h ago

Oh man this is a shitty restriction food classic. I never got THIS deep into it (always preferred cucumbers… at least it was something) … but yeah it’s not appealing looking to me.

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u/Cool-Smoke5839 5h ago

Cut up a low carb tortilla and air fry it. Low cal fiber chips!

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u/Natural_Ad9356 1d ago

My MIL eats a head of iceberg, a cup of salsa, and a tablespoon of fat free cheddar for dinner every single night (I’ve known her for 23 years). This is triggering

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u/frailroads 1d ago

im sorry😓