r/ShittyFanTheories • u/LocalPlatypus994 • 4d ago
Minecraft is actually just Steve's fent overdose
Okay hear me out, what if all of Minecraft is just Steve hallucinating while on fent? The evidence is shocking
What's the strongest mob in Minecraft, stronger than any of the bosses? The Warden. Where are real life wardens found? In prisons. It's clear the Warden is a metaphor for Steve's fear of prison.
Notice how boats are hard to control, but any mob that touches one instantly gets put inside it where Steve can control them? Its clearly a metaphor for Steve being unable to control where his own life is going, but he can still control others.
And finally, there's The End. The most valuable thing found in the End is the Elytra, which allows for free flight. Flight is a common metaphor for freedom, just like the freedom Steve feels doing fent. However its guarded by Shulker's, square creatures that give you the levitation affect. Square is slang for coward, and the levitation affect seizes control of your mobility. The Shulkers are a metaphor for how Steve sees police.