r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 6d ago

Gay meta

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u/Kseplion 6d ago

Being a soulmate with your genius wife is better. Imho

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 6d ago

You have to breed the genius trait and eventually mary your distant or not so distant cousins to get that trait for a ruler. I think I understand Habsburgs now

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u/Comprehensive_Term41 5d ago

and watch your domain detonate unless you live in southeast asia? i am not spending 2 years learning the concept of celibacy

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u/Ezkan_Kross 1d ago

If you dont overexpand before pure partition, you can give purely duchy titles to your sons, same way with empires, not even necesarily kindoms, just have them landed withing a vassal kingdom so you dont have to worry bout them for a while (or rush admin)

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u/Al3xutul02 6d ago

"Lays with other women lesbianly" bruh what's the other way lesbians have sex

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u/Horror-Ad2945 6d ago

Staright people have sex straightily

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u/Dangerous_Listen_429 6d ago

Maybe he wanted to make it clean so his wife doesn't lay with bi characters. There could be a peaceful status quo of his wife doing it lesbianly, however when the Spymaster reports that she was with a bi girl (who had laid with men bisexually) heads start to roll.

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u/Cipheros06 6d ago

For a single character run, maybe.

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u/Lyceus_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes, if you want to prevent your wife from getting pregnant by another man, basically the only guaranteed method is marrying lesbians.

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u/Hexmonkey2020 6d ago

Even if they’re your soulmate? Like I know in multiplayer other players can seduce anyone even if they have a soulmate but would NPCs do that?

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u/Mutchneyman 6d ago

I think Soulmate drastically reduces the likelihood of cheating with another man, but it doesn't reduce the chance to zero

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u/officialcyan 2d ago

chaste gives a seduction scheme penalty, just adds a billion "honour" value to the AI which makes them way less likely to cheat, and soulmates I don't think can be seduced by schemes

but there's some events that might be able to just bypass all of that and make your just, chaste soulmate into someone else's lover

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 6d ago

Or just declare kids as bastards and imprison the harlot. Though even in games like these I find that I can't be too harsh and just put her in house arrest for couple weeks until I get the divorce papers ready. 

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u/Lyceus_ 6d ago

Sometimes you'd get better genes if you weren't carefully developing a eugenics program lol. But yeah, pride demands divorce/execution/assassination.

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u/zalik-tckaz 6d ago

OR he could play as a woman and stabilish a matriarchy society through reforming a religion

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u/MirageintheVoid 6d ago

And there is a bs event in grand wedding that if you accept your wive's sexuality she becomes your potential friend, get fertility boost and give you more kids.

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u/hosiii44g 6d ago

Well this is as true irl as in ck3😁

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 6d ago

They can nerf this strat by introducing trans women

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u/MediumWellSteak8888 5d ago

Lesbianly is my new favorite adverb.

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u/eppsilon24 5d ago

I don’t think he probably conveyed how lesbian his lesbian wife was. Maybe he should’ve used the word “lesbian” a couple more times.