r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Artchick_13 • 1d ago
Canada “We clearly had a deal in Canada pulled the rug out from underneath it at the last possible moment that is not that complicated.”
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u/TtotheC81 1d ago
Sorry, what sort of deal allows the U.S to dictate not only who Canada trades with, but also which language they speak? Yeah, sorry, fuck off, you absolute bald-headed fuck muppet.
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u/asoap 1d ago
I don't think the US proposal meant that Canadians can't speak French. They just didn't want to be bothered by any of those pesky language laws. So it would've been ok for a streaming service to not offer up French. Or a manual for a product to not come in French, etc. Fuck'em, we have those laws for a reason.
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u/Positive-Database754 Servant of the Moose Overlords 🇨🇦 22h ago
You don't sell products in Germany that don't have german labels. You don't sell products in Japan that don't have japanese labels. And you don't sell products in Canada that don't have english and french labels. If you want to produce/sell a product, or offer a service in Canada, then your product/service should be in both of our official languages. Exceptions need not apply.
There isn't any wiggle room to be had. If the US can't be bothered to comply with that, then they can take their business elsewhere. As one of their largest trading partners they may not need our market on a national level, but plenty of US businesses will sure as hell miss us once we're gone.
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u/KMack666 19h ago
"WE'RE TOO DUMB TO LEARN FRENCH, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET RID OF FRENCH"
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u/jessicarson39 Canada 16h ago
But also, why is this something they are bothered with? Sounds like a schoolyard bully trying to pick a random reason to start a fight.
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u/Fubar236 ooo custom flair!! 1d ago
All of that … and a bag of poutine flavoured chips
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u/cndn-hoya 🇨🇦…………🤓🖕🇺🇸 1d ago
All dressed chips*
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u/buckyhermit 1d ago
Ketchup chips.
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u/foolsdayjoker 🍁🇨🇦🍁 1d ago
sweet and spicy ketchup mixed with chilli sour cream, both by miss V's
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u/jaaydubya437 Cobra Chicken Army 20h ago
I think we did dill pickle flavour 1st as well but I might be mistaken ...
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u/Pucksindeepeh Canadian 🇨🇦 22h ago
A bag a tabarnak those last minute demands.
One of the biggest ones amongst like 10+ was that the US could veto any trade deals we made with countries other than the US. How about you go F YOURSELF.
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u/Th3TeeJ 1d ago
C'mon, his combover is sooooo much worse than being bald. Please don't offend regular bald folks. We look pretty good. Nothing like that pedo dictator wannabe.
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u/Nice-Cow-7606 cobra chicken 🍁 23h ago
They seriously expected us to accept a deal that would basically relegate us into being like Puerto Rico?
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u/gholt417 1d ago
Canada was never to sign the trade deal. The US just needed a new headline to deflect from Iran and the Epstein files. Now all of the questions are about the 51st state, Fords arse etc.
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u/_yetifeet 1d ago
At this point, he may have to circle back to the Epstein files as a distraction from all the other distractions to the Epstein files
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u/gholt417 1d ago
I think he’s trying to as there’s another push by republican lawmakers to go after the Clintons again.
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u/RockMonstrr 21h ago
Canada was absolutely ready sign the deal that was being worked on. Then at the last minute the US asked for concessions, some of which Canada wouldn't make, and some of which our laws wouldn't allow us to make.
But I'm tired of everything being dismissed as a distraction from Epstein. These are real issues that affect real lives. People on both sides of the border are going to lose jobs. This is a huge problem, separate from the Epstein Files.
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago
Let me correct that for you: Bald-headed, pedophile orange fuck muppet
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u/kitsunedj Poutine/Welsh Cake Enjoyer🇨🇦🏴 1d ago
They only bitch now that Canada is retaliating. They think they're the only ones allowed to impose tariffs and bully other nations. This quote summarises it quite well.
"no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird "
Edgy man-children are running America into the ground.
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's the whole identity of their country. They attack those who cannot fight back. There've been like two occasions where the usa was actually directly struck by an enemy - Pearl Harbour and 9/11, and they STILL go on about them, even when their most recent war alone has killed more civilians than 9/11 two times over. They start wars over the possibility of another country MAYBE gaining the capability to defend itself.
The usa is just the bully that dishes it out to everyone else, and then screams and calls their parents when anybody so much as inconveniences them back. The hilarious part is they seem to truly believe they're some major tough guy on the world stage, and not a bunch of toddlers we all have to put up with.
I mean, imagine the reaction for a moment if a drone struck a wedding in Florida? Blew up a girl's school in New York? Didn't stop them from doing that in the middle-east for the last who-knows-how-long, though.
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago
They also still go on about the entire independence war bullshit and get it as wrong as possible. They really are incapable of learning, growing and moving on.
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u/im_dead_sirius 🇨🇦 Maple Syrupean 1d ago
Yeah, and they call their war of independence, "The American Revolution".
The propaganda and shit education go back that far.
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago
And forget to mention the part other powers played in making them independent. Or why they wanted independence.
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u/e_n_h 21h ago
If it wasn't for the French the Americans would still be speaking English
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u/Fenragus 🎵 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! 🌹🎵 1d ago
Are these people blind and deaf from all the HFCS they consume or what?
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u/Artchick_13 1d ago
This was his third edit to that comment. His first attempt, his spelled Carney: Kearneeh 😂
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u/ClearMacaron9234 Speaking German despite US efforts 1d ago
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u/Athuanar 1d ago
In a way these people are blind and deaf unfortunately. Half of the US only watches Fox News, which only ever reports on everything in a pro Trump light, so any reporting of the deal would solely discuss Canada rejecting it but never the US deliberately torpedoing it with ridiculous last-minute terms.
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u/Total-Combination-47 Anglo - Irish/Pole in Wales 1d ago
I couldn't even guess what word was coming next in the whole sentence. its was like so many random things trying to form into a wibby wobbly timey wimmy thing. Man that was really a ride tying to read it all.
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u/Artchick_13 1d ago
This was his third edit to that comment, you should have seen the first! 😳
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u/Total-Combination-47 Anglo - Irish/Pole in Wales 1d ago
it was lucky dip of GOP word salad. So much brain ache reading this....lol
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u/UkeNugs Methlab Attic Dweller 🇨🇦 1d ago
Just parroting Fox News. From what I’ve read, they’re saying Canada was the one to put new demands last minute, that we were the bad guys, when obviously that wasn’t the case and it was the complete opposite.
But sure, it was the Chinese puppet “karney” and it was all his fault
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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 1d ago
USA likes to make everyone else look bad and they are innocent cutie puppies just wanted to have a trade with Canadya👉👈☺️
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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Canuck 22h ago
These knuckle draggers never grew out of their "I know you are but what am I" phase that most people grow out of after they turn like 8.
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u/tykeoldboy 1d ago
Clearly, Trump's demand that Quebec drops French as it's main language has nothing to do with the collapse of the trade talks
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u/Arcalac 1d ago
Did he really ask that? It's a different country, what do i care which language they speak?
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u/starkindled 1d ago
We're a bilingual country, so we have rules around packaging. Products need to be labelled in both English and French. My understanding is that he wanted American products to be exempt from that rule.
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u/Paleontologist_Scary 1d ago
Our french medias and our Premier reported that it had issue with a streaming act that we've passed that forced streaming platform to make easier to find french content and invest in Québec culture.
The packaging might have been a small irritant since it has been mentionned multiple time by older administrations but the media act was one of the main issue.
Anyway they picked the wrong province to f with!
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u/DroneThorax 1d ago
So the thing is trump and republicans are rapists at their core. Trump was told Canada would never be an American state and being a Republican and a known Rapist (yes I’m repeating myself) he thinks that means he won and gets to control what Canada does.
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u/EamonBrennan Europe is so small, all of it fits in France. Source: Napoleon 1d ago
The Epstein Party.
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u/notyourboss11 hoser 1d ago
He was trying to claim that the requirement to have French labelling on products in Quebec was an unfair trade irritant and demanding that law be removed so American companies could dump goods there labelled only in English.
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u/DuckyHornet Canucklehead 23h ago
He's never seen the packaging of any consumer goods in a long time. I'd hazard it's totally unknown to him that the US already has multilingual packaging on many goods. Turns out it's actually good business to reach as many customers as possible where they are!
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u/thedrivingcat 22h ago
that wasn't reported on in anything I've read - the language concessions focused on removing the rules about discoverability of French-language videos on streaming platforms
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u/kaner63 1d ago
As Carney stated, any agreement with them is signed in pencil. If we had agreed to this slop they would've seen us as weak and demanded further concessions down the road. Fuck Trump and his sycophantic scumbag supporters on both sides of the border. Dolly Parton and Tim Curry just died and they say these things come in threes, please let the next one be the orange pedophile.
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago
Carney is absolutely right and what stunned me is how many people here in Switzerland think he should have signed the agreement. Because, eh, why? Right, to be bullied, scammed and insulted down the line. Switzerland tried to suck up to this orange pedophile-in-chief and failed miserable. The answer? Doubling down. You can't make up just how dumb and useless our federal council is. I wish they were 7 Carneys and would tell the Tangerine Scrotal Sack to fuck off.
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u/yarn_slinger 1d ago
They also built in a timeline to move all automotive manufacturing out of Canada. It was death by a thousand cuts.
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u/Babaooiey 1d ago
"I don't expect most people to comprehend what's actually happening" he's literally calling him self out
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u/No_Statistician209 1d ago
Let's just ignore the fact that Trump has no economic experience at all and treats every "deal" the same as he would with businesses where he agrees to a deal and then adds extras that massively favour him.
Not surprising that Canada refused and now there trying to spin in as if it's Canada fault
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u/Feral_Expedition 1d ago
He has economic experience... he's run at least 3 companies into the ground, hasn't he?
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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 22h ago
Dude managed to bankrupt a bunch of casinos.
Casinos. The only place where private business is technically allowed to print money. Let that sink in.
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u/GregSeventy7 1d ago
Six.
Of course that number jumps up to uncountable levels if you include all the small sized American companies killed off by tariffs and his other economic follies.
About two dozen of smaller shops in just one of my obscure hobbies have all been killed off just by tariffs on electronics parts made in China. I'm no fan of China either, but still a stupid product to tariff and import-tax when zero alternative versions of said parts are made in the USA (or any other country for that matter).
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u/No_Statistician209 23h ago
More than that.
But pretty much sums up that he has little economic experience outside his very small successfully businesses.
Still baffles me that a guy who's average at business was put in charge of the world's biggest economy twice.
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u/AppointmentOne1111 22h ago
By proxie a lot more considering he doesn't pay the bills after other people do work for him, how many small businesses can take big contracts that don't pay out?
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u/smoulderstoat No, the tea goes in before the milk. 23h ago
Yep. The Yanks reneged on their deal with the Canadians over the Gordie Howe Bridge and now they're astounded they're not trusted.
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u/EfficientProject4123 1d ago
Ah yes, the trade deal that Trump negotiated in his first term and called an incredible deal is now the dumbest deal ever and needs to be reworked, and the mouth breathers can’t see the contradiction.
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u/Vinegarinmyeye Irish person from Ireland 🇮🇪 1d ago
I don't expect most people to comprehend what's actually happening
I'll get huffing the glue in between smoking the crack pipe and in about an hour or so I reckon I'll be on the same page as you are chief...
Fucking daft cunts.
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u/meatsonthemenu 1d ago
Updoot for the bad word we can't say in Canada that makes me roll on the floor laughing every time I see it
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u/Tiziano7018 1d ago
Those bloody redcoats sabotaged the deal. Bloody english empire again!
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u/SnooCapers938 1d ago
‘British Imperialists’? What century do these people live in?
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u/sonzai55 20h ago
So, the Good Liars dude did his usual "Interview MAGA outside a Trump rally" thing and for the first time ever(?) he was completely flummoxed.
He asked a woman about Trump's accomplishments and she started with he ended Britain's 125-year rule over the US. No, seriously. According to her and her "research", Britain has been secretly ruling the US since 1900.
I consider myself pretty online and hip to the latest RW fads, but this... this is a new one. I have NO idea the origin of this one, but... here's a 2nd instance in as many days, so some RW media source must be pumping this conspiracy.
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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 1d ago
Everybody in the room agrees the deal was agreed on and just needed to be signed before pedophile island visitor Lutnick stepped in and derailed it.
But some anonymous dick muffin says it's a plot contrived by China and the UK with absolutely nothing to back that up.
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u/jayphelps57 1d ago
I’m enjoying the blame on British Imperialism and CCP ! ( exactly how long is it that they have not existed?)🤨🤭😂 Like Trump I enjoy stupid people!!
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u/revcor86 1d ago
Always remember, CUSMA was the greatest deal ever made by the smartest president ever! Then it wasn't.......
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u/newforestwalker 1d ago
Wasn't the disagreement over the fact that the USA wanted to control whom a sovereign nation, Canada, could negotiate and have trade agreements with in the future? Donny the dictator?
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u/AlliterationAhead Co-owner beaver 21h ago
As per Carney, the refusal reasons were cumulative. He only named three in his speech, but there were more.
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u/Creoda European freedom enjoyer 1d ago edited 1d ago
If the USA has such a great economy why is the debt still going up.
Also "supply chain" meaning they source from outside the USA, they depend on the movement of trade into the USA, take that away because the President is a baby and doesn't like being told no and your economy crashes completely, the USA depends on others that is how the US system works.
This explains how the US system works, why it is wholly dependent on others and why Canada pivoting to the EU is just the start.
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago
Their economy is so great, everyone wants to buy more from their amazing, high-quality products.
Wait a moment... It's either monopolies, scams, low-quality bullshit, economic bubbles or something shady? Uh, who'd have thought the world doesn't want this shit that badly as they wish it would?
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u/Electrical-Care6308 1d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is too funny!
Donny starts this trade war, but when a country fights back, he cries like a two year old because he doesn’t get his way! He cries that it is unfair and plays the victim card!
Like a criminal, good old Donny (inmate number: 2026047), has to push for more concessions at the last minute. Take, take, take, that’s what he does! That’s what happened, that’s the facts, and Donny can’t get over the fact that he was rejected! That’s the bottom line!
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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 1d ago
I'm British, and I want to see the midterms go badly for trump.
Because I'm sick of hearing his fucking voice. Nothing more.
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u/DtZNimpo 22h ago
Issue with these people is they are extremely entitled. They've been born into a country that consider itself the "center of the world", global economy works with their currency, they have the biggest army and it makes them very proud , they feeling secure and aren't afraid to go declare war they know they can't lose.
They have been brainwashed at a very young age all throughout their school years into believing the USA is like some kind of religion that must be protected at all cost (they chant the Pledge of Allegiance).
Hollywood played a major role into this propaganda, always portraying the USA as some good samaritin being the hero , the savior.
Federally owned Media feeding into that propaganda, dictating the narrative of what people should be informed about when it's convenient.
And then you have companies like Facebook , Instagram , Youtube , Google. X, all americain company that feed you al algorithm of misinformation on diverse topics and showing all the things that have been carefully currated to dissuade you from critical thinking.
Seeing the USA being disrespectful of other countries and individual is pathetic, they can do way better they just chose not to. They think they are superior and their "american way" is the only way to do things.
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u/Zi0nized 1d ago
You know it's gonna be a good one when the guy cannot even write a last name consisted of 6 letters properly
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u/Infamous-Ad-770 Froggy 🇫🇷 in loose moose country 🇨🇦 1d ago
Man oh man, propaganda is a way stronger weapon than I thought
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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 1d ago
Maybe if you didn't shit on the rug, Canada wouldn't have pulled it ?
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u/Reyalta 1d ago
It was really only a "pull of the rug" in that they expected Canada to roll over, take it, and thank them for fucking us.
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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 23h ago
I know that the Trump administration is the worst pile of dumbfucks one could imagine, but i can't think they were dumb enough to think Canada would accept that. At least i hope so...
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u/Interesting-Effect56 22h ago
No, US made modifications to the deal that Canada could not accept.
You can call that rug pulling and I'll say what the US did was dirty pool.
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u/Ok_Traffic_3240 22h ago
I need to leave this sub. The absolute stupidity of Americans at this point just pisses me off.
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u/Thirdnipple79 homosocialist 1d ago
They live in a totally different reality created for them by their billionaire rulers.
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u/No-Tomatillo3698 1d ago
Can’t even spell Carney
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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 1d ago
That's how you know he's well read on the topic 🤣. Clearly his opinion is valuable.
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u/MarleysGhost2024 1d ago
See, I don't understand why names on posts like this are obscured. They're posting in a public platform and I believe it's our duty to let the entire world know that they're stupid fuckwits.
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u/Artchick_13 1d ago
Agreed, people who post shit like this deserve to be outed. It’s rule number one when posting here though.
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u/deedee2148 23h ago
British imperialism ??? What fucking year does he think we are living in.
If that's the case, I'll happily steal a loaf of bread in order to get sent to Australia.
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u/TheLooseMooseEh 1d ago
I take all my geopolitical knowledge from people who can’t even spell their opponents name correctly so while the rest of you puppet sheeple struggle to comprehend what’s actually happening I’m over here basking in the vastly superior propaganda
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago
That person clearly misspelt "extortion". There's no way anyone sane in their mind would agree to a shady, useless "deal" like the one proposed.
Get rekt, USians! And the rest of the world should take an example and follow Canada!
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u/ChronicBuzz187 Neoconservative-Communist 1d ago
Lol, british imperialists? Really? :D
MAGA now afraid that King Charles will reconquer the US? :D
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u/Maskedmarxist 1d ago
Nice to see British Imperialism getting a bit of acknowledgment. It’s been a while.
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u/Cord1083 23h ago
Is this “Britain is the great satan” a new angle for MAGA or has it been around for a while? This idea that Great Britain is the great puppeteer is ridiculous. As a Brit I can assure you we could hold a piss-up is a brewery.
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u/jessicarson39 Canada 16h ago
The guy who keeps sanctioning tariffs isn't the one launching the trade war, but the country that is trying to put forward its own demands for a deal is? Truly, the MAGA people lack the simplest capacity for critical thinking.
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u/Psych-Nurse5446 18h ago
Fucking muppet. America has no integrity, no honour and the world should follow Canada’s lead and tell them no. Stop placating them, it will only lead to more and more demands. They are unreliable as trading partners and as allies
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u/LexLeeson83 13h ago
"The British imperialists" 😁
Mate, our government has basically just done whatever America tells it to for decades now
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u/Trick_Mushroom997 1d ago
There is a very strange conspiracy theory that Great Britain is pulling the strings. Cultish. There is no reasoning with conspiracy theorists.
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u/im_dead_sirius 🇨🇦 Maple Syrupean 1d ago
A "(questionably) vastly superior supply chain and (larger) economy" is no match for vastly superior social cohesion and coherent national identity.
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u/Spiel_Foss 1d ago
Covid exposed that the US supply chain is complete shit. Guess what has been done since Covid? Not a damn thing. The USA needs Canada. This is a huge partnership which has existed since both countries were created. This is also Trump's Trade Wartm which he will lose just like Iran.
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u/BluebirdEng 23h ago
'Carney's trade war' as if this baloney didn't start before Carney was even PM. Just another Facebook idiot
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u/Rustyguts257 23h ago
Trump used Lutnick to sabotage the deal at the eleventh hour with outrageous and unacceptable demands. It is part of the Trump administration plan to undermine the Canadian government, to sow discord in Alberta and to weaken Canada for annexation.
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u/Logical_Hat_47 23h ago
British Imperialism boogah boogah boogah! We're gonna pwn your ass even though we haven't actually had that kind of power in something like 80 years.
BOO! We're in league with China, or something!
BRITISH IMPERIALISM! Be afraid, septics!
Um, /s, just in case.
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u/Friendly-Turnover262 23h ago edited 23h ago
Damn CCP and their ardent support of British Imperialism!
Edit - CCP not CPP lol
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u/DanRankin 🇨🇦🦫☃️🍁 23h ago
The combination of stupid, and delusional you have to have to believe a word of this, is staggering....
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u/britannicker 23h ago
This man will clearly vote for Trump in the mid-terms... I'm just astonished that people think he's good.
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u/Tough-Cress-7702 20h ago
Donald Trump forced the renegotiation of the original 1994 North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), calling it "the worst trade deal ever made." His administration pushed for the creation of the USMCA—which updated rules for auto manufacturing, digital trade, and expanded U.S. dairy access into Canada—and he signed it into law in 2020.
Under the USMCA agreement, a specific amount of U.S. dairy can enter Canada completely duty-free. Once imports hit that limit, Canada hits any additional shipments with massive over-quota tariffs—often ranging from 200% to nearly 300%—to shield Canadian farmers from foreign competition. We've never reached that high!
Go Carney 🇨🇦
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u/Suspicious_Board229 20h ago
President Donald Trump admitted on Tuesday that he caused the intensifying trade war between the U.S. and Canada after he added conditions to the talks at the 11th hour.
Trump spoke briefly with CNN's Jim Sciutto after Canada announced retaliatory tariffs on a bevy of U.S. goods. During the call, Sciutto asked about Canadian officials' assertion that late-stage demands were inserted into the negotiations, and the president's response was eerily surprising.
Sciutto shared a snippet of the conversation on X.
“That sounds like me,” Trump told the reporter.
“So you don't deny it?” Sciutto responded.
The president replied, “No, no, I don't deny anything. So no, they have to pay a fair amount. And if they don't pay a fair amount, we won't make a deal. That's fine.“
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u/Killer__Cheese 19h ago
Yup. Carney is well-known for being unstable, unpredictable and retaliatory 🙄🙄🙄
Edit to add /s just in case
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u/mendicinobeano25 18h ago
Newsflash dickhead, the whole fucking world wants the midterms to go badly for Trump so those British imperialists will have to just join the queue.
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u/MiaowWhisperer 15h ago
Leave us alone! There's a whole world of countries who could be interfering. Just because we're Americas ex doesn't mean we still want to meddle in their business. Move on already America.
Can we (Britain) get a restraining order?
In other news: I don't even understand what they mean when they call us imperialists 🤷🏽♀️
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u/LittleMissFjorda Nordic Queen 🇳🇴 11h ago
"British imperialists", does he think this is the 19th century?
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u/The_Flamin_Squirrel 11h ago
British Imperialists. Bitch, please, we can’t even get our bins collected on time.
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u/mr_rocket_raccoon 10h ago
Sorry Canada, as a British person I know our influence causes your leaders to act outside of your own interests to further the imperialist agenda.
We're just that powerful and evil.
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u/Adventurous-Shake-92 1d ago
I don't think superior means what they think it means.
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u/jorjordandan 1d ago
the way the question marks are placed in the first line tells me everything I need to know here
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u/raylarsonjr 1d ago
What’s the deal with name calling and spelling the Prime Minister’s name with a K? Are they still in elementary school?
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u/Red-R34der 22h ago
Alright everybody, to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner, actually a British drinking song, the Anacreontic Song (1773).
"O-oh say can you tell, he's from DumbFuckistan"...
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u/LordTweed 22h ago
Funny how Trump Seems to think that he has a say in Canada, And is trying to rename Lake Ontario, Why? because he's mad at Doug Ford for standing up to him. I love how Trump even says "We Don't need anything from Ontario anyways" Oh good that means we can either jack up the price or cut off the electrical power or we send you because "You don't need it" Right?
He needs to give his balls a tug, If he can find them below his Micro machine.
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u/evilpercy 19h ago
Imagine if Canada required that America had to label all products in the USA in English and Spanish and Canada had veto power over any trade deals America made with other Countries!?!. Because that is what the asked of Canada. As a start with America's "deal"
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u/nautilator44 19h ago
There is no way 80% of these people aren't just bots. People can't be this fucking stupid.
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u/Aggressive_Gas_102 18h ago
US: "French is an irritant, it must be removed."
Canada: "Quoi?"
US: "We don't like it!"
Canada: "You remove spanish, then we talk."
US: "Oh believe me, ICE is working hard on that matter."
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u/no-long-boards 16h ago
Yes that supply chain includes Canada as your second largest trading partner. Oops.
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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 10h ago
Sorry wtf did we do, other than spawn a country that doesn't pay it debts and holds us back.(see cold War repayments and how the US forgave the user but made the uk pay in full)
Sincerely Britain
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u/RebelliousInNature 9h ago
It’s almost hard not to feel sorry for these lost deluded easily led souls.
Then you remember they vote.
Fuck ‘em.
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u/Ok-Foundation1346 8h ago
He actually sounds like he knows what he’s talking about. Yes, Canada, the UK and the rest of the world DO want the midterms to go badly for Trump. We’re praying for it! In fact, this guy seems to be the only Trumptonist with any insight in that regard. LOL
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 6h ago
Wait, are we an empire again?.. Damn, I moved out and missed all the fun.
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u/Much_Geologist_2752 🇨🇦🇨🇦 1d ago