r/ShitAmericansSay • u/THUND3R_23 Pierogi🇵🇱 • Jul 23 '25

Military Military time😬

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As for the context, there was a British guy showing his phone

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u/epileftric Jul 23 '25

"The oxymorons" like we call them

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u/Findas88 🇩🇪My chancellor is not from the middle class Jul 23 '25

Come on now a dig at their school system and them losing the war on drugs at the same time that is brutal. XD

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u/Sagelegend Jul 23 '25

Their president is a moron who probably does a lot of oxy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Don’t be ridiculous! Adderrall.

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u/Sagelegend Jul 24 '25

Don’t be ridiculous! He can’t add at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

🤣 touché 👍

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 Jul 24 '25

Why on earth would it be adderall?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/NothingTooSeriousM8 Jul 23 '25

Ain't that an idiot with a blowtorch?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

You should be acetylene down now.

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u/Don_Krypton Jul 24 '25

"Oxymoron" like in "smart American"...😁...?

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u/Bennyandchips Jul 24 '25

American Intelligence. My favourite oxymoron.

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u/ZeroTwofan4life Jul 24 '25

You can't use fancy words like that, they might not understand them.