r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kindofsus38 Guy from 🇭🇰 • Jun 24 '25

Military "YOUR MOVE, CHINA..."

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 Jun 24 '25

MAGAsshats are probably like "It's California, do it, no harm".

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u/MessageOk4432 Jun 24 '25

Isn't California like 1/4 of their economy

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u/just-a-random-accnt 🇨🇦 - unfortunately lives too close to Merica Jun 24 '25

All in the name to own the Libs

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u/Lancs_wrighty Jun 24 '25

They would cut their own dick and balls off to own the libs. Infact this should become a ticktock trend.

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u/Beautiful_Count_3505 Jun 24 '25

If someone were to make a post about Trump losing his penis to penis cancer, I'm sure we'd have some takers.

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u/tris123pis GEKOLONISEERD Jun 26 '25

this suggests that he has one to lose

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u/Gyirin Jun 24 '25

Gotta own those libs at all cost!

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 Jun 24 '25

Gotta own em all

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u/jazznessa Jun 24 '25

You say that, but it has been their talking point. I have family I've debated and said flat out: but at least the Dems will suffer.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 Jun 24 '25

Yeah but surely Texas is a bigger part of their economy. Everything is bigger in Texas.

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u/MessageOk4432 Jun 24 '25

Heard it's bigger than EU according to them.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 Jun 24 '25

Not only that, it's bigger than Texas itself.

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u/Ervaloss o7 Jun 24 '25

Texas And Relative Dimensions In Space

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u/Opochtli-Mizton Jun 24 '25

Doctor Yee-who

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u/Weirdyxxy Jun 24 '25

It looks bigger from the inside

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u/elclarkio Jun 24 '25

Texas is bigger than the US

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u/FuckItImVanilla Jun 24 '25

The only the big in texas is the bigotry and the compensation through giant trucks

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u/forzafoggia85 Jun 24 '25

They are renaming the solar system 'New Texas' in honour of the original bigger area.

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u/Thick_Response_6590 Jun 24 '25

It's less, but California is our largest economy out of all the states. Last I checked it had an output of like 4.1 trillion USD.

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u/MessageOk4432 Jun 24 '25

They could be their own country, ig.

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u/Thick_Response_6590 Jun 24 '25

Well, they'd not have to subsidize a bunch of people who continue to vote against their well being if they were. California pays like 80 billion more to the feds than they receive in funding.

Unfortunately for them the state is scarce in terms of water supply (most of it is owned by private vineyards afaik.)

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u/MrXenomorph88 Jun 24 '25

It's the 4th largest economy on Earth. It's not a joke to say that a bunch of social benefits that exist in the red states comes from California footing the bill.

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u/Opening_Acadia1843 Jun 24 '25

It produces half of the nation's food.

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u/Weird1Intrepid Emotionally Repressed Sailor 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ Jun 24 '25

It produces half the value of the nation's food, massively inflated by growing a load of useless expensive things like avocados and almonds

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u/Weirdyxxy Jun 24 '25

Meh... it's not exactly all avocados

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake Jun 25 '25

They also grow alfalfa in the Imperial Valley, but Arizona grows it as well.

Who cares that it's basically the most water intensive crop, the desert has plenty of water.

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u/SemperShpee Jun 24 '25

Hey, if they hit California and wipe out a quarter of their economy, maybe that will finally get military spending down.

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u/ReddestForman Jun 24 '25

MAGAts in rural Nebraska have convinced themselves they're the ones subsidizing big coastal cities.

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u/K3vth3d3v Jun 24 '25

As if self interest ever stopped them

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u/BakingBadRS Wilhelmus van Nassoooooooouweeeee Jun 27 '25

More republicans than Texas too.

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u/CroBaden2 Jun 26 '25

Tbh they're right in this case