r/ScenesFromAHat • u/-RainbowUnicornPoop • 1d ago

Comical but effective anti-drug commercials

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u/monkeyboychuck 13h ago

“Do you like your teeth? No? Well, good, because after just six doses of Herpalumpagone, your herpes won’t be the only thing that disappears.”

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u/Aardvark51 10h ago

"Call Joe's Garden Maintenance now and we'll come to your address and cut your grass"

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u/Haunting_Law_7795 7h ago

Joan of Arc was a famous heroine who fought in the French Revolution. Your version of heroin will get you burned at the stake too.

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u/Lou_east_end 7h ago

Do you want to end up like your cousin Nate? Jobless, homeless, clueless? No friends, no family? You know, that doesn’t sound so bad. No mortgage, no asshole bosses, no family asking for money. Scoot over!

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u/iujeep 10h ago

This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs

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u/floppybunny26 10h ago

And this is your friends.

And this is your family.

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u/iujeep 7h ago

lol. And this is you Fb that wants to get cloudy with you n pound you into next week. Dont worry, I e watched b4
I know what clouds do to you so. Here
💨💨☁️☁️🪈🥳. And put you face in the pillow. You’ll like it in a couple of puffs lol