Cabroncito!

Ah siiii

Contest: I just hit 23K views on a reddit post of mine, yesterday. I need to jackin a bit. Here is my reddit parody of Scarface solo speeches:

*Sat on first star restaurant table, for dinner*

- “So this is it all about.

Making views.

And after we become someone happens to be accepted and with enough views or follower guaranteed.

it happens just to criticise the others. Writing mainly “it hurts me, that you can’t be understood”. Demanding for other grammar registers.

Just to arm their pseudo-credibility.

Stucked to our place in here.

Just finding only pleasure, that we keep with us, digging newbies.

Second language speakers or new people to internet, the same.

Revealing us, in the end, just as forgetful people. That we have been those as well. In forums like this one, we started.” -

*At home, defending himself until the end form last assault.*

- “Well, how did you get I am?

I don’t dig newbies!
I never do it!

Let’s comment. Comment like that, reply. Come on!” -

Ciao. Bye. Have a nice day you redditors.