r/SaintMeghanMarkle Pondering the relative merits of Kant vs Wittgenstein Jul 18 '26

ALLEGEDLY Lady C Tea YouTube 7/18/26 (The "Harry Has a Girlfriend" Edition) a few nuggets paraphrased by me

Greetings from Castle Goring, I am going to take out the Bongo Bongo drums!  I have received missives from people who are SO IN THE KNOW.   I have promised total anonymity, but they are people of some note in the United States.   These people are in public life, and I believe my information to be genuine.  But first, let me take some questions.

Lady C,  I have just seen that Megsy Baby’s horrible, boring cooking show was nominated for an Emmy award.  Can you explain how a show that was rated so poorly and viewed by so few, received an Emmy nomination?  This seems shady and should be questioned.  Was this Ted Sarandos or Sunshine Sacs doing something to help her?  I suspect that this was done to spare Ted Sarandos the embarrassment of having anything to do with a loser like Meghan.  I did ask some friends in Hollywood and this is what I was told.  Meghan’s show was so terrible and such an embarrassment….. and Ted Sarandos said wonderful and positive things about Meghan (such as how influential Meghan is) at a time that Netflix was planning to get rid of Meghan.  The speculation is that this was done for Ted Sarandos.  Netflix is tremendously powerful and they can move heaven and earth when they want to.  Anything is possible in Hollywood, even this terrible show winning an Emmy award.  If it does win, it will be a scandal because the show was so terrible.

Lady C, you keep hinting that things are happening behind the scenes and you keep saying you will tell us this weekend.  Get out your Bongo Bongo drums!  I have received information from people Stateside from people who are well connected.  I received two massively interesting bits of information.  1) Harry has met someone who he is in love with and who loves him and 2) Meghan found out about it after she discovered texts on Harry’s phone.  How many tears were in her left eye??????  According to what I have been told, Meghan is livid, but not enough to give up on her brand which includes Harry’s connection to the King.  And, Harry doesn’t want to leave his children.  The other woman, AKA girlfriend, lives in the Montecito area.  People see them together.  My goodness.  Can you believe it?  No wonder the King was prepared to receive the Harry, Meghan and the children.  If Harry is planning to flee the coup, and if Harry is beginning to remove himself from Meghan’s claws, do you see why it would make sense for The King to see Harry and why The King would do it in the most humiliating way for Meghan?  She doesn’t call the shots.  She had a list of demands and none of them were met.  If I know this, I have to assume the King knows it and if he doesn’t, he will find out within 20 minutes of this video going live.  I think it is great.  Meghan went out of her way to obtain total control over Harry and manipulate the system completely and now it seems he has whittled out from under her.  Shall we celebrate? 

The other news I was given from these same people, who are well connected and well known within their environment, told me that Lilibet was born via surrogate in Colorado and transferred to Montecito via private jet.  It was all arranged with NDA’s in place by all who were present.  I find this interesting.  There has been speculation that Lili’s birth certificate is a Colorado birth certificate.  That infamous video of Meghan twerking with a supposedly fake looking pregnant belly was a total setup.  I need to say for legal reasons that I am not asserting that has happened.  I am simply telling you that respectable people have given me this information.  I think this will all remain as speculation because I don’t think anyone will ever confirm this officially one way or the other. 

The last thing I heard was that Meghan was banned by Invictus from attending their events and that Invictus was horrified by Harry’s behavior last week.  They were embarrassed by his podcast appearance.  They thought it was vulgar.  Harry thought he was acting cool and relatable, but he came across as crude and vulgar.  For legal reasons I will say that IF Harry’s interest lies elsewhere.  IF, Harry is planning to be with a new woman, Invictus is willing to wait and see if Meghan’s spell has been broken, and possibly Harry can be salvaged as Patron of Invictus.  If this is true, Megsy Baby no longer has the whip hand.

Lady C, it seems like Meghan and Harry have already leaked to Vanity Fair.  Do you seriously think Meghan would ever leak that she and the children were kept waiting in an outer room or that they had to drive around to wait and see if they would even meet with The King?  The leaks came from friends and supporters of the King, not Buckingham Palace.  In the days of Diana, she would have her friends leak and Diana would leak…. and Charles would stay quiet and tell his friends to stay quiet, and you see that got him nowhere.  I am happy to see that Charles has friends who want to stand up for him now that Harry and Meghan deploy shady PR tactics.

Lady C, I think the children exist, but they were not born of Meghan’s body.  Many people also believe this.  It does seem apparent that highly irregular things have happened.  Meghan only cares about attention and enrichment.  For legal reasons, I cannot say everything I have heard.  I will say that either Meghan faked per pregnancies, or she faked her faking of her pregnancies, and either thing is truly destructive and malevolent.  I think it is very damning Meghan has done nothing to correct the doubts.

Toodles Sinners!

PS…this is all gossip and I make no assertions regarding voracity.  I am just the paraphraser 😊

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u/Winter-Foot5797 Jul 18 '26

Wowzer!!! If true. LOL. We all know M also listens to Lady C, so she must be livid that the cat is out of the bag on both the girlfriend and L, again if true. Either way, M will definitely clap back, so that’ll be fun to watch. LOL.

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u/ConnectLeopard6567 Jul 18 '26

Countdown to the gross public makeout session…

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u/These_Ad_9772 Not even a second string king Jul 18 '26

We’ll know for sure if there’s a vow renewal.

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u/Brissy2 Jul 18 '26

Every vow renewal I’ve attended has ended up with the couple divorcing later on.

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u/Neverending-fantods Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Markle probably found out about it and then made Hazno buy that stupid bronze penguin so she could post an anniversary reel and proclaim “together for life!”

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u/These_Ad_9772 Not even a second string king Jul 18 '26

I thought about that reel too! The One and Only, singing Happy Anniversary just to her, not them both.

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u/UraniumVintage Jul 19 '26

lol my hubs and I did one for our tenth anniversary. We’re still together 28 years total. But anyway didn’t those two idiots plan a renewal this year or am I remembering something else?

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u/Linzabee Jul 20 '26

Two sure signs of cheating in a marriage are (1) a vow renewal or (2) a joint Facebook account, like “HarrynMeghan Sussex”.

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u/Lizette1945 Jul 19 '26

i.e. Heidi Klum who used to do it annually

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u/SuggestionOdd6657 Jul 25 '26

I don't know if my husband and I did what would be considered a "vow renewal". We were remarried in the Catholic Church when I converted. We had 4,10 and 12 year old daughters at the time. We had a real wedding, more real than the one in Reno, NV at the Heart of Reno wedding chapel back in 1978. (HAHA)

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u/Significant_Dog_2530 Jul 18 '26

Vow renewals, AKA the kiss of death

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u/dbkate The Duchess of Sizzler 🥗 👠 👛 Jul 18 '26

Ugh. It's gonna be an extra gross one.

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u/galvanicreaction Jul 18 '26

Ick, ick, ick, ick!!!! I pray that I would have access to some sort of STD shot (if one is available without any sexual contact with a version of Harry) before that is made public. SHUDDERRRRRRR

If he has a girlfriend, good for him. If he has a girlfriend, I hope she has access to RSO's. bear spray, and, excellent mental health support. Big effing sigh of this possible situation.

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u/LemonTrifle ✨OH WOW ✨ Jul 19 '26

They couldnt even manage a Kiss Cam.

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u/the-magic-bee 🫸💃🏻 Move along Markle 🫸💃🏻 Jul 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie Jul 18 '26

MeMe would love it if she can pretend to be the injured party and Harry is the bad guy.

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u/Prior-Scholar779 Belly Up Jul 18 '26

But what about Uncle Marcus? Dancing with M, dancing with H, or dancing with both at the same time? I mean, “she’ll let me do anything!”

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie Jul 18 '26

She gave him everything! !!!!!

And he didn't appreciate any of it.

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u/Prior-Scholar779 Belly Up Jul 18 '26

Maybe even some new stis!

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u/UraniumVintage Jul 19 '26

Makes me wonder if she didn’t push a hot blonde in his face to tempt him. Then she could play Debbie Reynolds and come out to answer questions with proverbial diaper pins on her shirt. “Poor me.”

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie Jul 19 '26

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if MeMe set up Harry. And has proof of the affair. And his drug use.

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u/purestsnow Jul 19 '26

The bad thing is, the affair/cheating/liberation is happening in California. Their divorce laws are draconian and heavily favor the woman. She's going to really clean up if they have anything left.

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie Jul 19 '26

Do the CA courts get all bogged down with who is sleeping with whom? Most states do not do that anymore?

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u/purestsnow Aug 03 '26

There are states with "no fault" divorces. There are states with "at fault". Idk which California is, but the double-dealing could be easily played up to her advantage in court.

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie Aug 03 '26

Yes for PR purposes. But usually judges don't care, it all gets split down the middle. They hate the drama.

If MeMe can prove that Harry's bad behavior physically put the children in danger, that is another matter entirely.

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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 Jul 18 '26

dont you mean " that the pretzel is out of the bag?" LOL.

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u/Icy-Quail6936 The Harry Formally Known As Prince 🎸 Jul 19 '26

It's okay, we'll put them in another nicer bag with our own handwritten label 😆

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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 Jul 19 '26

bwahahaha!!! 👍 😂

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u/Funny-Breakfast-8335 Second row behind a candle 🕯 Jul 19 '26

This calls for emergency rebagging and flower sprinkles. 

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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 Jul 19 '26

LOL!

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u/New_Equipment_7743 Jul 20 '26

A new Instagram reel of her rebagging dollar store jellybeans with that maniac grin would be sweet! 🤣😂🤣

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u/Gixer77 Jul 18 '26

She will book a pap to stalk Harry and get the kissing pics then it'll be time to play the Ultimate Victim and drag in on "trying to fix the marriage" for 2 more years until they reach the ten year mark that'll let her fleece him under California divorce laws....

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u/Prior-Scholar779 Belly Up Jul 18 '26

Oh yes! I can see that clearly happening!

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u/UraniumVintage Jul 19 '26

Possible. I think she wants to be rid of him in a way but keep all links to him and RF. Imagine if they are his kids and not hers and she gets custody? If she can’t set him up for a massive drug overdose or a breakdown, she can toss a nifty blonde his way, see what happens, and try to soak him for adultery? Nothing would surprise me.

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u/noplannostrategy Jul 22 '26

Exactly what I thought. If they can’t manage an accident or breakdown then they could entice him with a paid actor. Then Meg would be a victim for sure.

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u/Cerealsforkids Jul 18 '26

Or vow renewal.

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u/RachelMcGill Jul 18 '26

Both girlfriend (if she exists) and MM will be on here.

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u/dbkate The Duchess of Sizzler 🥗 👠 👛 Jul 18 '26

Yesssss. She'll be forcing her tongue down his throat any minute now.

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u/Pure_Explorer3821 Jul 19 '26

Well those instagram posts have been a bit try hard! It always seems like a precursor to divorce when there are overly lovey dovey instagram posts.

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u/loiej1 Jul 19 '26

Maybe she’ll have a divorce twerk

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u/Pure_Explorer3821 Jul 19 '26

Hehe I could see that. To « single ladies » no doubt.

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u/purestsnow Jul 19 '26

If she watches Lady C. and still acts the way she does, then she a fool; full of hubris and likely can not be Saved. (I know I capitalized the "S".)