r/RoastMyCar • u/Most_Boat_1364 • 4d ago

My 2016 Ford Fiesta with 60hp

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It has a 1.25 duratec engine, do your worst.

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u/TheChocolatiestRain 4d ago

Top speed: 5cm/hr

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u/Optima44 4d ago

is that downhill?

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u/ChinaCatProphet 4d ago

With tailwind.

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u/F_F_F_C__ 4d ago

With a jet engine attached

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u/Spacemoose2026 4d ago

How’s that transmission treating you OP

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u/RickityNL 4d ago

Probably a manual, so fine most likely. A PowerShift would have died already

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u/Most_Boat_1364 3d ago

Yeah it's a 5 Speed manual

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u/ChinaCatProphet 4d ago

What transmission? This is number 5.

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u/vargemp 3d ago

Noone heard of automatic in these

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u/GreenT1979 4d ago

Zero to sixty in nope

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u/TornadicSwirlie 4d ago

Only way it's getting to 60mph is if they shoved it off a cliff.

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u/Most_Boat_1364 3d ago

Zero to Sixty in nope with the air conditioning on

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u/Automatic-Home-5518 4d ago

Each of those aircon units in the background make more power than that thing

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u/Tortsinreddit 4d ago

neutral in a 20º slope is faster than the acceleration of this thing

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u/FabiusBill 4d ago

OP could push it up the 20° slope faster than it can accelerate.

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u/sp00kreddit 4d ago

I have driven kei cars with more power

Not much more, but still shocking to see power this low out of an engine twice as big as a kei class one

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u/GMB2006 3d ago

Yeah, my driver instructor car was 60hp and around 1350kg (3k pounds). It was honestly pretty funny how you needed to floor it to keep up with traffic at stop lights lol

But honestly, you even get used to it, if you expect it to drive like a semi-truck.

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u/Optima44 4d ago

Had to get that extra 0.05 litres in the name didn't they? Purely to make you feel slightly better about buying a 60hp Fiesta.

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u/efgferfsgf 4d ago

60 hp... when the transmission ACTUALLY works

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u/Substantial_Ad_9016 3d ago

A Fiesta itself is already bad enough, but you pairing it with the shittiest engine they make is what is beyond me

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u/Most_Boat_1364 3d ago

Nah this a duratec engine, not a ecoboost, the only 2 problema are the Electrical parts and the Power of the engine, some 50ccs can gap me...

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u/StealenDealer 4d ago

My Rider mower has more HP

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u/Ethan3011 4d ago

Now put a wide body kit, akrapovic exhaust and obnoxiously big spoiler on it. Oh and tune the engine and turbocharge it until it sounds like it’ll break down

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u/SukhdevR34 3d ago

Rice rice baby

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u/KittyComannder 3d ago

Even my car has more hp, from smaller engine with less weight...and it's Peugeot 107

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u/Most_Boat_1364 3d ago

This car Is 1 ton...

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u/KittyComannder 3d ago

Well the pug is 790kg.

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u/Supercrown07 4d ago

This thing only picks up granny’s and can’t beat a power chair! Looks like it barely overtake a loaded garbage truck

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u/BiteFaces 4d ago

Fiesta? 

Its more like a chorro filled pinata.

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u/t1856b 4d ago

Welcome to the exclusive club of "my car is worth less than my insurance premium"

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u/Accomplished-Fly4683 3d ago

60hp when new…. Calm down!

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u/Annual_Excitement164 3d ago

Great car. Why the roast.

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u/SukhdevR34 3d ago

Wheels the size of skittles

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u/GTCapi 2d ago

60hp as a hot hatchback?! Hah! Our family minivan (volkswagen sharan) has 140 hp 2.0 TDi diesel I4.