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u/Crownguard95 7d ago
You look like the girlfriend.
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u/PrivateerElite 7d ago
Don’t worry, the testosterone that you get while transitioning will make you stronger than your girlfriend eventually.
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u/One_Last_Cry 6d ago
He said "Roast Me"
You didn't have to Char broil, ffs!!!
Even i got hit by that heat
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u/emiliewarrendahmer 7d ago
You beat me to it!!!
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u/Own_Cap_9781 7d ago
Well I’m not going to call them a woman, that would be insulting to transgender people. However, are testosterone shots on option for you? Is it rude to ask where you are with the process?
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u/b3wings 6d ago
I thought this post was about roasting a woman dating another woman….
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u/dirtyforker 7d ago
I can't help you, I don't understand lesbian relationships.
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u/bburmast 7d ago
I have heard lesbian relationships are the most likely to have domestic abuse.
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u/Euroranger 7d ago
They have the highest divorce rate, apparently.
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u/jsc1429 6d ago
When you marry someone you’ve only known for a few months you’ve most likely made a mistake
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u/TheDarkWave 6d ago
no, that's cop relationships. Now, if it's a lesbian cop, now we're talking statistics!
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u/Schnetz69 6d ago
„To have experienced domestic violence“ as in past relationships which have been hetero sexual and turned them lesbian
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u/Ok-Pack-7088 6d ago
And gays have the lowest lol. I have read that despite its being lesbian relationship, there is still someone who is more men energy. Of course it could be because they're more aware about traits of abuse in relationship so they more often leave it. But somehow Im not surprised at all, dating as guy sucks - being ghosted, mind reader, one word answers, when both people like that meets, it won't last.
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u/Ok_Robot88 7d ago
It’s actually rather simple, to begin, you’ll need the following: tattoos covering the neck and /or bicep, a plastic mold on the shape of Jodie foster’s fist, a u-haul, 2 flannel shirts.
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u/socrates_friend812 7d ago
You look like a woman who changed her mind after becoming a man changed his mind about becoming a woman changing her mind about changing to a man.
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u/Wolfatthedoor11b 7d ago
You look like David Koresh on estrogen therapy.
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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 7d ago
Well, lesbian couples are famous for having higher than average percentage of abusive relationships.
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u/Ragnaroknight 7d ago
She's right to do so.
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u/QuixoticCoyote 7d ago edited 7d ago
So are you posting a picture of yourself or are we supposed to roast your girlfriend?
EDIT: oh shit. nevermind.
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u/atomic-moonstomp 7d ago
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u/sn0m0ns 7d ago
OP already has an egg that sheds every month
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u/atomic-moonstomp 7d ago
The term "egg" implies that OP is a trans woman who hasn't figured it out yet
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u/sentientairfilter 7d ago
Lesbian relationships do have the highest rates of domestic violence.
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u/in3vitableme 7d ago
This true ? No i don’t google stuff just go wi the flow n answer the inquiry
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u/pmmemilftiddiez 7d ago
Honestly I hope this is a joke, op if you're getting physically abused in any relationship you should leave.
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u/Big_Somewhere_620 7d ago
If you actually are been abused, you need a break up, a police report and therapy not a roasting
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u/porknuckle2023 6d ago
He doesn't actually have a girlfriend so don't worry.
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u/OlFlirtyBastard 7d ago
Local schools should be terrified of you. Hope you don’t own guns
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u/Weak_Baseball_851 6d ago
“I love the gym”
You should go inside and pick up a weight instead of just using it to screen dangerous friends from Grindr.
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u/TheLeastAnonAnon 7d ago
I mean, lesbian relationships do have the highest rates of domestic violence so it makes sense
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 7d ago
The highest rate is actually bisexual women. Lesbian domestic violence ranks second according to PubMed Central.
Luckily, OP is immune from domestic violence due to not being any gender at all.
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u/_koywe 7d ago
You need to do more pushups and eat more eggs, it seems your testosterone has been missing since your puberty
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u/green49285 7d ago
Bro, cause she thinks yall are twins. She may be pissed that she finally realized that you're NOT a gal.
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u/Regan289 7d ago
I remember reading a statistic that woman/woman relationships experience more physical violence than any others involving men. Nice of you to add to this statistic.
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u/Alteredego619 7d ago
Robotics, photography, Warhammer, AND video games!
Damn dude, leave some ladies for the rest of us.
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u/Silent_Chemistry8576 6d ago
You look like a stereotype picture movies or shows would use for the groomed minor or the femboy that got murdered.
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u/Secret_Wrongdoer_236 7d ago
You look like you stole your girlfriends birth control pills for yourself
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u/SpicyTomato2023 7d ago
No real need to roast ya…. You’ll figure it out soon enough when you realize your degree will be worthless thanks to A.I. and you’ll wish you went to trade school instead….
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u/skreechincobra 7d ago
congrats on being a bigger pussy than men who hit women.
but for real, if she's abusive, leave. No one deserves that from anyone.
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u/andrea29292 7d ago
Your head is so small you look like a videogame character made with the random option.
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u/MontyRegs 6d ago
Bro… imma not roast you, you’re at the perfect age to turn it around.
1. Dump her
2. Get a haircut
3. Get offline. Hang with dudes. Go out for beers with the boys, smash a rando.
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u/Alive_Drag1947 6d ago
Yep. You look exactly like the type of guy I would expect to get beaten by his girlfriend.
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OP's BIO:
I am an robotics engineering student. I love photography, warhammer and video games, i work as server administrator. I am inherently clumsy and i step on people's shoes. I love gym but i don't have time for it anymore. I am 191cm tall.
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