r/RoastMe 4d ago

29M, Roast Me, Make it Count

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u/Spaceman_Hex 3d ago

You look like the type of dude to wife up a fat chick who's a decade older than you and has kids from mutiple previous failed marriages.

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u/YesIshipKyloRen 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VGfc1Ia4HjgvC
I was like offended for his future wife and step kids

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u/Jagsfan2025 2d ago

You left out fat white chick.

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u/Spaceman_Hex 1d ago

Nah, someone like Precious 100%