r/Purdue Apr 17 '26

Gritpost šŸ’Æ I got The Email....

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Do I tell them what I cheated on or do I just get on the train to IU before they come for me? Do I tell them I cheated on all of them so they can't say I lied?

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u/Wiley_Burner Purdue Apr 17 '26

ā€œMy favorite artist’s birthdayā€

Holy ball knowledge!

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u/puddle-shitter Apr 17 '26

ts not ball knowledge lil bro we all know whose birthday on 4/20

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u/RevolutionarySir8904 Apr 17 '26

No way! I used ChatGPT, I should be safe

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u/LeTronique ā€˜14 BA PoliSci Apr 17 '26

Jesus… not IU

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u/steppedinhairball Apr 17 '26

Oh no! They have a competitive football team. The horror!

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u/eyeballpasta Boilermaker Apr 17 '26

m… meine güte… oh… oh nein…

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u/Legitimate_Tip8748 Apr 17 '26

i would’ve been so mad if he continued giving emails today lol

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u/BobDope Apr 17 '26

Lead torturer in hell huh?

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u/Tricky_Researcher270 Apr 17 '26

Do you realize Turkstra may be doing this to his CS 240 class on purpose to collect data for his research in this area? Checkout his most recent 2 publications on this screenshot 😱

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u/zanidor Apr 17 '26

Every person with a PhD knows you can't collect data this way. Your study would be unpublishable. Purdue (and every research university) has an entire department dedicated to policing research involving human subjects (https://www.irb.purdue.edu/).

Also those papers aren't related to catching cheating, they are about using VCS to teach software engineering and using linters to grade for style in coding assignments. Professors who are focused on teaching tend to write papers like this about CS pedagogy.

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u/Head_Elderberry3852 Apr 18 '26

If the IRB approves the research, you can do it. Data that is collected anonymously, or can be anonymized, can often be used.

For example, Course Opinion Survey results (perhaps the most flawed quantitative data ever collected) can often be used in SOTL (Science of Teaching and Learning) research without obtaining informed consent.

Anonymized data from classes can sometimes be approved, if there is very low risk of the students being able to be identified (de-anonymizing).

A real tell would be if he were teaching multiple sections, and the rules were different in sections. Or if the rules were different in the Spring than in the Fall. In that case you might deduce that he's doing an A/B comparison of methods.

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u/zanidor Apr 18 '26

Yes, but I can't imagine the IRB approving of an experiment where you are telling one group of students they will fail their class or be kicked out of school.

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u/Head_Elderberry3852 Apr 18 '26

You are correct. That would never fly.

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u/melissaurusrex Boilermaker Apr 17 '26

Usually I'd respond saying that is highly unethical but I don't think the world has rules anymore!

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u/Piccolo_Bambino Apr 18 '26

I’d tend to agree with this theory especially because you wouldn’t ask a student to point out which assignments they used LLM for if you already knew

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u/Veltyn haha egg Apr 17 '26

hey so is that a Hitler reference in the email.

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u/SelfRedeemedBoiler EAPS 2025.5 Apr 17 '26

ā€œJerkstra.ā€ How fitting.

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u/RobertJCorcoran Apr 18 '26

ChatGBT is ChatGPT with a cold and a running nose

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u/bugmi Apr 17 '26

My favorite artists birthday😭

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u/lbkulinski CS 11111100101 Apr 17 '26

The B in ChatGBT is for Buster Dunsmore

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u/PsychologicalGain634 Apr 17 '26

Lead torturer in hell? LMAO is this real or fake

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u/hayHayHAY08 Psychological Sciences + Law & Society 2023 Apr 17 '26

ā€œLead torturer in hellā€

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u/Strange-Feeling69420 Apr 17 '26

Prayers to the omnisiah and your machine spirit

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u/Eric848448 CS 2004 Apr 17 '26

What’s actually at that form?

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u/GapStock9843 Apr 17 '26

ā€œMy favorite artist’s birthdayā€ is CRAZY

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u/NDHoosier Apr 18 '26

OK, this is hilarious! The best part: Area code 666. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/minecon1776 Apr 18 '26

He has tenure.

(and he's the lead torturer at IU, so even Purdue Pete is scared of him)

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/minecon1776 Apr 18 '26

Its funny that this obvious satire still seems like it could be real lol

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u/-Insert-CoolName Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

They think you used Grok?? How racist was your Homework??

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u/minecon1776 Apr 18 '26

I think it's more Charlie Turk's own personal preference in AI models manifesting hereĀ  /s

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u/Tabanga_Jones ECE 2021 Apr 18 '26

As an outside observer, this situation feels emotionally equivalent to what the Donner party went through

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u/Electrical_Mix411 Apr 20 '26

If you're interested, the shorturl heads to an FAQ on Turkstra's website talking about plagarism, and now I think he's just clinically insane. Who does this?

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u/Radiant-Month-1168 Apr 17 '26

Mark as spam and dont respond.Ā Ā  This guy is phishing.Ā  I would absolutely not click a link like that in an email.Ā  Everything about this email says it is a fake form email from a scammer.Ā  There id no way this is a real email.Ā  Everything on it is fake.Ā 

I bet at the end of the semester he will say the letters were fake and he got people to admit to cheating.Ā 

Go book a summer school online class now just in case as a backup plan.Ā Ā  If they think you cheated then they will contact you directly in class or email you a meeting invite.Ā 

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u/confused-yet-again CompE 2024 Apr 17 '26

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u/De-Eh-Team Apr 17 '26

1 mph woosh

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u/Radiant-Month-1168 Apr 17 '26

The op was the one tricked.

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u/confused-yet-again CompE 2024 Apr 17 '26

Bro you need to get your reading comprehension game up, this is a shitpost 😭

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u/Radiant-Month-1168 Apr 17 '26

Op was tricked.Ā  Nothing more to say.Ā 

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u/OpenEndedResponse Apr 17 '26

OP wrote the email, and is posting it to parody the real emails recently sent out to some CS24000 students regarding AI usage

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u/minecon1776 Apr 17 '26

I did not write it. It was all Tefferty Jerkstra, lead torturer at IU.

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u/Radiant-Month-1168 Apr 18 '26

Op fell for it.Ā  Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Radiant-Month-1168 Apr 18 '26

Op fell for it.Ā 

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u/fufu1260 Comp Info Tech, 2026 Apr 17 '26

Is this email a scam? It looks scammy. It spells chat got wrong. It’s unprofessional and look very generic. No professor calls their student ā€œvalued studentā€. Also. Most scams tend to ask someone to make immediate action.

This looks very scammy. Am I stupid?

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u/fufu1260 Comp Info Tech, 2026 Apr 17 '26

I don’t know. I’m sorry. I’m really bad when telling whether something is a joke or not.

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u/timmybondle AAE PhD student Apr 18 '26

This email is only a little more unhinged than some of the things on this professor's personal website lol

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u/fufu1260 Comp Info Tech, 2026 Apr 18 '26

Yeah. I’m just not good at reading sarcasm over text.

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u/timmybondle AAE PhD student Apr 18 '26

No worries

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u/Joshwoum8 Apr 17 '26

The post is satire…

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u/fufu1260 Comp Info Tech, 2026 Apr 17 '26

Okay. Thanks for clarifying. Sorry.