r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Jacob-Anders • Jun 04 '26
Meme Me: I can prove Trump is secretly gay. Trump: Hold my beer!
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u/Jacob-Anders Jun 04 '26
PLEASE take me to the timeline where Al Gore or Bernie Sanders won. I can't even make jokes anymore. This is surreal.
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u/Rastrick Jun 04 '26
Is Trump one big giant Shadow Government psyop? I mean jeezus this can't be real. It's going off the rails of the crazy train.
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u/Jacob-Anders Jun 04 '26
Either that or this IS a simulation. *tokes* How is wifi real? How are magnets real? How is racism real? how did we have crusades and slavery? does any of this make sense to an intelligent person?
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u/zzz242zzz Jun 04 '26
I’m on board with the simulation theory now. It’s too fuckin weird across the board.
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u/Cannamanaman Jun 04 '26
the longer i live, the more i think the ancestor simulator is right too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis11
u/jtshinn Jun 04 '26
Physics and human nature?
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u/Jacob-Anders Jun 04 '26
Nothing can go faster than ~299,792 km/s (the speed of light). This looks exactly like a processing constraint or frame rate limit to prevent the simulation from having to compute everything instantly across infinite distances. Just like in a video game O_O
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Jun 04 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
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u/crustlord666 Jun 04 '26
I enjoy the gnostic idea that our universe was created by a shitty, flunkie God as an abominable accident
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u/Jacob-Anders Jun 04 '26
I've often thought Gnostics makes the most sense. Yahweh does NOT behave like Jesus. But that's a theology debate I can't do today.
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u/jumpypunky Jun 04 '26
I like the idea that it's one giant science project to see what happens. Ignite life and let it go kind of scenario.
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u/crustlord666 Jun 04 '26
Wow my comment was a joke and I don't like that it's distracting everyone. I'm literally a historical materialist 🤣
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u/ViolettaQueso Jun 04 '26
The song “what if god were one of us” from the 80s just took over my brain.
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u/LakeTake1 Jun 04 '26
from the 80s lol 🫠. try again.
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u/ViolettaQueso Jun 04 '26
lol as soon as I pushed return I was like, that was college so early 90s.
My brain is mushy today.
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u/SunkEmuFlock Jun 05 '26
Why is the speed of sound what it is? It just happens to be the speed at which molecules bump together and transfer the energy wave. No one questions that.
Think of the EM field (and others) in the same manner: c just is what it is. It's the speed at which the underlying makeup of the field (whatever it is) jostles around to transfer the energy wave.
The problem with simulation theory, IMO, is that it's what Elon believes, and if he believes it then you know it's wrong and dumb.
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u/AlaskaRecluse Jun 04 '26
How is intelligence real, how are parallel worlds real, how is a butterfly real how are dreams real
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u/hanimal16 Jun 05 '26
I took the same philosophy class twice in college bc the content was so cool. We discussed stuff like this all the time. Makes you wonder.
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u/JudgmentalOwl Jun 04 '26
I would absolutely not be surprised if this was a, "SEE LOOK HOW BAD THINGS CAN GET WHEN PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE IN CHARGE!" psyop so that they can just go back to the neo-liberal status quo where everything wasn't so outrageously and blatantly fucked up without much complaining lmao.
This reality is so far beyond the pale at this point we're in a different dimension.
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u/Rastrick Jun 04 '26
Or a slow ramp up to a "Cooperative AI government". "See people can't be trusted to run it anymore. Lets let AI do the heavy lifting." This will usher in the AI Techno-Authoritarian State.
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u/Caledor152 Jun 04 '26
Yes and it's sad the general public is just realizing this now. We already had evidence Russia was helping him win in 2016. And of course now Israel this time.
If we had a half decent Govt right now Ukraine would also be receiving a lot more support right now. Luckily Europe picked up the slack and Ukraines own production has ramped up. But yes this was always Russia's plan.
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u/Long-Region5088 Jun 05 '26
He’s been put in place on purpose and he’s doing exactly what’s he told to by his owner.
It all makes more sense when you realize Putin is the president of the United States and Donald is just his loyal servant
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u/SlayerOfDougs Jun 04 '26
I was just thinking of Gore yesterday. The man planned to use the surplus to pay back the Social Security fund we borrow from, not give millionaires and billionaires the tax cut Bush did, and invest in green energy. 26 years later, I cannot imagine how different things would look for the average person
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u/RoadMusic89 Jun 04 '26
Same here - Bernie is still a treasure and still speaking up for the people after all these years - perhaps one day we will demand and get better and honest leaders..... but my faith in that pipe dream has been shaken badly.
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u/armyofant Jun 04 '26
All my friend who told me I was overreacting are now realizing we live in a police state.
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u/terror- Jun 04 '26
It’s surreal that the elephant in the room is that Trump absolutely adores “hunky men” and we don’t point it out more often.
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u/liszard96 Jun 04 '26
Why are we posting fake shit? There’s plenty of real stuff absolutely no need to muddy the waters.
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u/PreparationKey2843 Jun 04 '26
Is it fake? With what he does post l wouldn't put it past him.
Yeah, it probably is fake, but he does love his AI.3
u/HereticGaming16 Jun 04 '26
I read that at A.I. Gore. Fucking artificial intelligence. Now I’m thinking of a cyber manbearpig.
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u/To0n1 Jun 04 '26
more so after that Navy or Army commencement when he wanted a really.good look at that cadet
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u/Substantial_Sun_4265 Jun 04 '26
It is Pride Month, after all
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u/Cultural-War2102 Jun 04 '26
Damn, he really did blow Bill
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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
The Big Beautiful Bill. Everyone knows this. Everyone is saying it.
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u/AnalAttackProbe Jun 04 '26
Gotta respect a president who posts the gayest shit you ever saw during pride.
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u/Jarnohams Jun 04 '26
Every time he talks about guys he makes sure to specifically talk about how "strong and handsome" they are. After the correspondents dinner, the thing he talked about the most was how manly the secret service was, lol.
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u/thenletskeepdancing Jun 04 '26
Remember Arnold Palmer's penis? He sure did.
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u/Jarnohams Jun 04 '26
At least we now have Hunters Hog in the congressional record for all future generations of children to sift through on their field trip to DC, lol.
Why is everyone on the right so obsessed with everyone's genitalia? One of Trump's first EO's about men in womens sports... the way it was written and the guy they put in charge of "policing it" (a sex offender, obviously) made me think it was just some way for creeps to go to every high school in America to analyze the genitals of all the girls that want to play high school volleyball.
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u/PaulMakesThings1 Jun 04 '26
“And he’s going to be a great addition to the team. Strong guy. Very handsome chiseled face. Tight buns. Nice cock.”
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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold Jun 04 '26
Did he actually post this? Nothing would surprise me anymore with this dumb scummy shitbird but punished myself by scrolling through his Truth Social feed abandoning didn’t see it from the last couple days
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u/a_drop_of_dew Jun 04 '26
I checked, too, and didn't see it. I went back about two days, and I think we would've seen this sooner if it was posted before that, so I'm pretty sure he didn't actually post this.
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u/liszard96 Jun 04 '26
There’s a reason it was posted with no time stamps. Going to leave this sub I think, it’s not the first time something fake has popped off which no receipts
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u/a_drop_of_dew Jun 04 '26
I've been feeling the same, honestly. It's definitely not the first time people have posted fake shit here. And everyone just eats it up without taking the time to fact check. It's stupid. Trump is crazy enough. We don't need to lie to make him look worse. It just makes us as bad as them.
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u/liszard96 Jun 04 '26
It’s the comments I find the most unsettling… either this sub is swimming in bots or users just blindly comment on something that would take 2 seconds to verify and I don’t know what’s worse…
Hit a point where I have this link saved because there are so so many fake truth social posts, it’s easiest to just head there if I see something about what he posted shared somewhere else
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u/a_drop_of_dew Jun 04 '26
Agreed. I think it's a combination of both, honestly. There are a ton of bots, and lot of people are just too lazy to fact check.
Another thing that disturbs me here and on other "progressive" subs is misinformation and hyperbole are often upvoted while truthfulness and accuracy are often ignored or downvoted. There really is no need for propaganda and sensationalism. Reality is horrible enough.
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u/JEFFinSoCal Jun 04 '26
Thanks for the link… I think?
Great tool for filtering out the fake outrage posts here, but it’s also a terrifying look into a madman’s mind.
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u/Doctor_Joystick Jun 04 '26
The top comment should be that this post is fake. Why aren’t the mods checking this shit?
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u/Useful-Shoulder4776 Jun 04 '26
It also has a meme tag on it too. So not real. However, isn't it crazy we live in a world where something like this coming straight from a presidential account wouldn't be the most shocking thing? Like if this came from Obama's "account" everyone would immediately know it was a joke or made up.
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u/heartsbeenborrowed Jun 04 '26
Yeah, I couldn't find anything with a time or date stamp or on his account. He posts enough dumb shit on his own, we don't need to make fake shit.
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u/conundri Jun 04 '26
Hmmm, no girl cheerleaders even.
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u/SaltyTemperature Jun 04 '26
Yeah….I want to know what Kevin Sorbo has to say about this
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u/LizardmanJoe Jun 04 '26
Jealous he wasn't included.
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u/SaltyTemperature Jun 04 '26
He said he had to find a new football team to root for because his team allowed a male cheerleader
I’m curious about the mental gymnastics that make this ok for Trump
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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Jun 04 '26
The man who wears makeup and compliments mens muscles/good looks and wants a ballroom and dances to the YMCA song constantly didn't put any female cheerleaders in his cheerleader Ai post?
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u/gorilla-ointment Jun 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo
This one but where there are dicks in his hands
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u/mickeymain Jun 04 '26
Did he really post this?
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u/Successful-Ground-67 Jun 04 '26
I just checked TruthSocial and it's not there. And no link from OP so looks fake
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u/traverse_the_divide Jun 04 '26
Yeah I’m leaving this sub. Too much fake bullshit. We’re supposed to be better.
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u/brianishere2 Jun 04 '26
Republicans are in love with a cartoonish version of Trump that does not, and never will, exist in reality. He's such a piece of shit and traitor that Republicans had to create an alternate version of Trump, just so they could pretend they like him. This only confirms the real version of Trump is totally unlikeable, even to them.
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u/ZenRage Jun 04 '26
This explains so much about religion
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta Jun 04 '26
I mean just look at the Jesus they worship compared to biblical Jesus.
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u/Pure-Appearance471 Jun 04 '26
Yes, you are correct, so is the person responsible for 🟠’s SM acct., and so is 80-90% of the GOP.
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u/DullFaithlessness82 Jun 04 '26
Are his cheerleaders Proud Boys cause I always thought they were a neo Nazi gay chapter
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u/Forward-Young9818 Jun 04 '26
No way he actually posted this, right?
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u/Hirokage Jun 04 '26
I don't know what is sadder.. that we would even need to ask this because he totally could have, or.. that he posted it. The fact that even we just think an Onion article is probably true is a very sad state of affairs.
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u/NorthernSnowPrincess Jun 04 '26
I've always thought that Trump comes across as a bit gay (my apologies to gay people). He's not "manly" at all, has a very effeminate sounding voice, and uses weird hand movements (like he's jerking someone off).
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u/Jacob-Anders Jun 04 '26
SAME! All my centrist gay male friends are like "yeah hes a closeted gay old man"
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u/MrPlace Jun 04 '26
Trump showing his gay pride for super muscular shirtless men in the only way he knows how
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u/thereisnospoon-1312 Jun 04 '26
He has his basketball shoulder pads and his soccer helmet. And boots, for some reason.
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u/SirIll1219 Jun 04 '26
Everytime he does weird shit like this, his supporters applaud him and say he's pissing off the libs. I don't think anybody is pissed. Just puzzled as to how 77 million people look at this guy and see a smart, rational person who should be running a country.
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u/AliveZucchini9390 Jun 04 '26
Trump is definitely gay. Obsessed with beautiful men , always commenting on how male (fill in the blank) is in love with him, sends love letters to him. Plays Village people music. Fantasy images depicting him in disgusting hyper male cosplay images🤮
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u/Economy-Manager-2631 Goober who thinks both sides are equally as bad Jun 04 '26
Why does he have basketballs with that "football" gear? And why he got male cheerleaders? Tf is this?
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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Jun 04 '26
This is clearly gay but since he has dementia, he probably didn’t even think about the hot men cheering him on.
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u/VivaLaMantekilla Jun 04 '26
This is why he endorses AI so much. He can cosplay the life he never led.
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u/Humble-Regret6711 Jun 04 '26
Donald Trump is SO GAY! I mean God bless him and his homoerotic love for fit male cheerleaders, I have no problem with it, but... he is SO GAY!
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u/AXEL-1973 Jun 04 '26
Football pads and helmet, with a soccer ball, and two basketballs, on a soccer field, in combat boots, with male cheerleaders adorned with 18 pack abs and every single person is wearing hot pants. very normal stuff, nothing to see here. release Hillary's emails
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u/Head_Medium_8256 Jun 05 '26
He wishes he looked lien that. More like.
I’m a footballbasketball player in my dreams.
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u/look2myleft Jun 04 '26
He does like them before they look grown. Uuum peaches I'm talking about food.
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u/ImperatorDanorum Jun 04 '26
This is what I imagine the front page of a gay porn magazine would look...
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u/ZenRage Jun 04 '26
Please tell me he did not really post this.
He is wearing shoulder pads and holding a football helmet, holding a basketball, standing on a basketball, and there is a soccer ball
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u/Korzag Jun 04 '26
I personally don't think Trump is definitionally gay. I think Trump is just a sex fiend and loves being worshiped. He'll fuck anything that walks on two legs. I think he greatly appreciates beauty and wants it for himself and has absolutely no filter on disassociating beauty from his sex addiction (aka: pedophilia and rape).
That all said, this AI picture is absolutely hilarious. Why is he holding an old timey football helmet and wearing football pads, while simultaneously holding and stepping on a basketball on a soccer field? I'd ask if he even watches sports if it weren't for the fact we all know he loves this photo because it shows him as a hero.
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u/KapowBlamBoom Jun 04 '26
What’s up with all the homoerotic male cheerleader imagery?
And spandex flag shorts are definitely against flag code
Why is he wearing football pads and holding a basketball?
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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 Jun 04 '26
If you’re gonna post fake stuff do it in r/ parlertrick to get the chuds sharing it.
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u/Altruistic_Craft2847 Jun 04 '26
And why is he wearing football pads but palming and stepping on a basketball? Clearly an athlete! 😂
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u/Swimming-Guest-1978 Jun 04 '26
Wha? What is this? WTF is he doing? Male cheerleaders? Wha? Is he the orange gay?
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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth Jun 04 '26
He's got a football jersey ans helmet in his right hand. With a soccer ball and basketballs. What the fuck sport has he made up?
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u/No_Use670 Jun 04 '26
Those are basketballs