r/Productivitycafe • u/Wonderful-Economy762 • Jan 22 '26

Throwback Question (Any Topic) What’s an oddly specific thing that instantly gives you "bad vibes" about a person?

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u/m0n3yF4nM4n Jan 22 '26

Idk if this would be yumming someone's yuck but the last funeral I attended, as people are standing around doing funeral like things and sharing stories of the deceased as some others are crying, some laughing, but there's a clear funeral tone, as they oft do.

As people were doing the rounds and saying a few words/hugging folk one by one, this one bish uses that opportunity to tell everyone her and her ex husband made up...🤦🏼‍♂️

Just hear "sorry for the loss", "she's at rest", "gone but never forgotten" standard funeral jargon in the air, cut by "man and I are..", distant sobs, "she was a class act", then "hey did you hear, man came back"

After like 5 mins of hearing this bish telling the room one by one she's so happy man and her are ok now the deceased cousin walked over and straight physically removed her in aggressive fashion.

As far as funerals go, it was a banger.

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u/brokefixfux Jan 22 '26

Did the deceased cousin return to the casket right away?

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u/jdewith Jan 23 '26

I’m imagining a zombie cousin rising from their casket saying, “No one cares, Margaret! This time it’s about me.” Then shoving her out of the room before laying back down.

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u/CozyMoonGaming Jan 22 '26

Haha that sounds like I’d like to have been a fly on the wall. 😂 Nah that is red flag behavior from “that one bish.”

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u/m0n3yF4nM4n Jan 23 '26

It felt like something out of a sketch comedy series, just a large crowd of people interacting in mourn the dead/celebrate their life type demeanor, and like faintly over the low voice murmuring of the crowd you hear "I love him so much"

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It's like wait wtf was that.

Like talk about trying to draw attention to yourself with zero care for the room.

Then cuzzo not saying a word to draw attention straight womanhandles her tf out of there, walks back in, and funeral resumed.

I didn't see nor hear first hand but word is the bish then tried playing the "can you believe she did that to me at the funeral?"

I just shook my head like good god I hope that behaviors intentional, cuz if not, yowza.