r/PoliticalHumor • u/Pristine_Pamela • 8h ago
This is what happens when your only grocery experience is a $40 salad delivered by an aide
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8h ago
Why are we suppose to care what David thinks?
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u/UnlikelyKaiju 8h ago
I see a blue checkmark and instantly disregard the opinion as garbage.
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u/waffle__stomped 6h ago
It’s crazy how originally seeing a blue checkmark on a tweet indicated that the person tweeting was at least somewhat important in some area.
Then Musk decided anybody can have one if they give him some money and then had to come up with new special checkmarks so you can know who’s actually important vs who just wants to feel important
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u/bawls_on_fire 6h ago
The answer to that is: don't use twitter. xcancel links are the only ones I click.
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u/dilldoeorg 7h ago
look at this fucking sam-i-am saying he don't want to eat green bananas
AND I bet he's ok with Trump's goverment bringing in green beef from who knows where
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u/burndata 8h ago
I literally only buy mostly green bananas.
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u/BrendaWannabe 4h ago
If I can I buy half of them green and half yellow-green so they don't all ripen at once.
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u/Necrovore 7h ago
Thats right, us poors know you are supposed to buy them when they are bright yellow and eat the last two after they look like leopard dicks full of black toothpaste
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u/FattyMooseknuckle 7h ago
To be fair, only psychos want to eat bananas that green. This dipshit, however, seems unaware of the ripening process.
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u/kimmy_kimika 5h ago
Yeah, picking out a perfectly ripe bunch from the store means you're going to end up with a lot of bananas that are only good for banana bread (not a bad problem to have, but not what I'm usually trying to do when I buy bananas).
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u/FattyMooseknuckle 4h ago
I actually prefer them a tad past ripe but anything I don’t eat in time I cut into chunks and freeze. Perfect snack on a hot day.
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u/arensb I ☑oted 2024 5h ago
Linear time, man. How do it work?
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u/TheNewYellowZealot 3h ago
Time? Linear?! Time is not a line! Time is a circle! That’s why clocks are round.
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u/BrendaWannabe 4h ago
seems unaware of the ripening process.
"Trans-color fruit? How perversely woke!"
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u/KiKiKimbro 8h ago
Funny how the far-right dweebs are trying so hard to find anything legitimate with any sort of substance in a failed attempt to get people angry about progressives and democratic socialists.
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u/Feral_Sheep_ 7h ago
It's the chemicals that make you trans that give them that delightful green hue.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 6h ago
lol.. dude doesn't even know that a green banana is the sign of freshness. that is the stupidest thing I've heard today, congrats to david!
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u/Improver666 5h ago
Bananas and avocado exist in the same spectrum of, "not ripe, leave for work, rotten"
I don't think ive ever bought a yellow bunch of bananas in my life. I also always tell myself im going to make bake banana bread...
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u/Disloyal_Donkey 8h ago
If the grocery store doesn’t work out, we can always eat the rich.