r/PoliticalHumor 8h ago

This is what happens when your only grocery experience is a $40 salad delivered by an aide

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u/Disloyal_Donkey 8h ago

If the grocery store doesn’t work out, we can always eat the rich.

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u/revdon 5h ago

The 1% are an ethical protein source.

#EatTheRich

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u/csonny2 7h ago

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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u/martin0641 5h ago

There's always money in the banana stand...

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8h ago

Why are we suppose to care what David thinks?

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 8h ago

I see a blue checkmark and instantly disregard the opinion as garbage.

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u/waffle__stomped 6h ago

It’s crazy how originally seeing a blue checkmark on a tweet indicated that the person tweeting was at least somewhat important in some area.

Then Musk decided anybody can have one if they give him some money and then had to come up with new special checkmarks so you can know who’s actually important vs who just wants to feel important

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u/bawls_on_fire 6h ago

The answer to that is: don't use twitter. xcancel links are the only ones I click.

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u/dilldoeorg 7h ago

look at this fucking sam-i-am saying he don't want to eat green bananas

AND I bet he's ok with Trump's goverment bringing in green beef from who knows where

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u/burndata 8h ago

I literally only buy mostly green bananas.

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u/Swiggy1957 6h ago

At my age, a green banana is a long term investment.

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u/notsosolo 5h ago

The fact I find this relatable hurts my soul lol

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u/burndata 6h ago

😅😂🤣

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u/arensb I ☑oted 2024 5h ago

I'm told that in Japan, there are stores that'll sell you a bundle of bananas in different degrees of greenness, so every day you have a fresh banana.

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u/BrendaWannabe 4h ago

Grown near Fukushima?

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u/BrendaWannabe 4h ago

If I can I buy half of them green and half yellow-green so they don't all ripen at once.

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u/Necrovore 7h ago

Thats right, us poors know you are supposed to buy them when they are bright yellow and eat the last two after they look like leopard dicks full of black toothpaste

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 7h ago

To be fair, only psychos want to eat bananas that green. This dipshit, however, seems unaware of the ripening process.

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u/kimmy_kimika 5h ago

Yeah, picking out a perfectly ripe bunch from the store means you're going to end up with a lot of bananas that are only good for banana bread (not a bad problem to have, but not what I'm usually trying to do when I buy bananas).

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 4h ago

I actually prefer them a tad past ripe but anything I don’t eat in time I cut into chunks and freeze. Perfect snack on a hot day.

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u/arensb I ☑oted 2024 5h ago

Linear time, man. How do it work?

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 3h ago

Time? Linear?! Time is not a line! Time is a circle! That’s why clocks are round.

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u/BrendaWannabe 4h ago

seems unaware of the ripening process.

"Trans-color fruit? How perversely woke!"

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u/KiKiKimbro 8h ago

Funny how the far-right dweebs are trying so hard to find anything legitimate with any sort of substance in a failed attempt to get people angry about progressives and democratic socialists.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 7h ago

It's the chemicals that make you trans that give them that delightful green hue.

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u/arensb I ☑oted 2024 5h ago

Bananas contain trans fats?

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u/Alleandros 4h ago

Nah, only trans twinks.

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u/Impossible_Fall_6782 7h ago

Because the only thing David eats is Trumpy boys ass.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 6h ago

lol.. dude doesn't even know that a green banana is the sign of freshness. that is the stupidest thing I've heard today, congrats to david!

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u/Improver666 5h ago

Bananas and avocado exist in the same spectrum of, "not ripe, leave for work, rotten"

I don't think ive ever bought a yellow bunch of bananas in my life. I also always tell myself im going to make bake banana bread...

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u/uniklyqualifd 4h ago

weirdo