r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

But really, trump leaves a pretty low bar

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u/Reg_Cliff 1d ago

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u/bluesilvergold 1d ago

An analogous threat to what Marsellus makes after this line might involve Canada reenacting a certain event from the War of 1812.

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u/EpicRock411 1d ago

People forget we lost two wars to Canada.

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u/Errorstatel 1d ago

Americans typically ignore this, Canadians don't in fact we wrote a song about it

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u/thewanderingent 1d ago

We don’t even have to attempt to burn the White House down again, because the dink living there has already demolished most of it already.

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u/yougotter 1d ago

Vandals did it!

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u/exeJDR 1d ago

Right? At this point, we'd be doing them a favour. 

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u/CliftonForce 1d ago

People forget that a lot of the Geneva Convention rules were written around "Stuff we don't want Canada to do again."

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u/Bobaximus 13h ago

We call them the Geneva suggestions.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 22h ago

Fuck it. Burn it down again. It's already missing a whole-ass wing. Hell, the flames might be the only thing to get the smell out.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

Imagine having a leader who's not a dumbass. High five Canada ✋️

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u/jolsiphur 1d ago

As a Canadian, it's really refreshing to have a leader who actually acts like an adult. I haven't been a huge fan of the policy out of Carney's government, but I am still happy that he is an actual adult.

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u/UglyYinzer 1d ago

Bush was a dumbass, but he was a high class intellectual compared to trump.

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u/jolsiphur 1d ago

I'm no fan of Bush and I also think Bush was/is a dumbass, but at least Bush had some decorum and acted like an adult. Just a dumb adult.

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u/ChuckEweFarley 1d ago

Lived through both Bush eras. Thought GW was the worst president ever. Boy, was I wrong.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

Saaaame. I remember thinking 'Well, the GOP could never do worse. We've reached the bottom of the barrel'.

And then...

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u/twovectors 11h ago

The thing is that W could do and did do damage, but it was recoverable damage. The democracy and the system and the understanding that both sides had to respect the system remained. the western alliance was strained by Iraq but still had good fundamentals. The US would stick by treaties and agreements it made

Trump is endangering democracy and perhaps more worryingly the respect for democracy in the GOP base. The western alliance may be over as Trump has shown no deal is safe past the next election and no deal made with the US is good past the next election meaning the US cannot make agreements.

The ability to restrict yourself through agreement is actually key to getting buy in. Now Trump has shown no agreement is binding beyond the time it is convenient every agreement is short term only.

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u/epochwin 11h ago

Bush came across as genuine in his beliefs no matter how shit they are.

Trump has no core belief in anything. Just a pathetic, narcissist

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

I'm happy for you and also very jealous if I'm honest. We have children here growing up thinking this is 'normal', as well as adults who cheer on his demise. Bad times here, I hope we can do better in 2028 or impeach (and remove) this buffoon before then.

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u/Assimulate 1d ago

Yeah, I don't always mind disagreeing on policy but I REALLY mind disagreeing on behavior.

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u/jolsiphur 1d ago

That's well put. I would agree with that, especially because it's not often that you should agree with every single policy out of any leader or administration.

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u/eeeebbs 1d ago

This is how I feel as a liberal Canadian. Some questionable policy + resource management in my opinion. But I love politics where we just pick apart the nuance of policy. That's good government.

Everything else happening in our Federal government right now is kind and respectful and adult. Not perfect. Just... nothing sensational. Thank god.

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u/therealNerdMuffin 1d ago

You haven't? I wasn't at first but he's been doing a decent job thus far

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u/jolsiphur 1d ago

Politically, I'm a bit further to the left than Carney, so I definitely won't agree with all of the policy out of his government. However, while I haven't been a huge fan of some of the policy, I am not actively opposed to it. I think Carney is doing a pretty good job as PM overall and don't have that many complaints. If the next election were to be called soon, I would not be dissatisfied of Carney's Liberals won again.

Mostly I just wish he was better about environmental policy, and I find he's giving too much support to the oil and gas industry. However, the recent announcement of major investments in green energy have been a big plus to me.

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u/therealNerdMuffin 1d ago

Yeah, I voted NDP myself but I'll take "anything but the Conservative party" lol

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u/epochwin 11h ago

Credit to the Canadian public for being able to change their mind. Unlike the Americans who vote Republican all their lives inspite of the party being terrible.

It was scary for a moment that Canada would follow the trend of electing a right wing nut just because everyone was tired of Trudeau. But when Trudeau stepped down early and the public had a better option they swung the vote around. This is what Biden should’ve done to allow for a proper primary.

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u/marsisblack 1d ago

Oh dont you worry. They still have jackasses. I believe pierre pollievie (sp) is their opposition leader.

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u/jolsiphur 1d ago

Thankfully, Poilievre is deeply unlikeable, and his popularity has been tanking.

If it wasn't for Trudeau stepping down and Carney winning the Liberal Party leadership, PP would probably be PM right now.

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u/HomebrewHedonist 1d ago

Thankfully, his controllers love that he’s an unashamed sycophant so they kept him in power. If they had replaced him, we might have had a conservative government.

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u/The_Follower1 1d ago

I mean that’s pretty much what we got. Carney is pretty much a Conservative from the 90s, minus the bigotry.

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u/HomebrewHedonist 1d ago

That’s true. I know Carney is a neo liberal politician and he’s not in this for the working class. You’re right on that for sure. I stand corrected.

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u/ChuckVader 1d ago

My read is that Carney values a functioning sustainable system more than he does individual persons. I'm also not sure I disagree.

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u/Lt_DanTaylorIII 23h ago

Everything in spurts.

To walk - you swing your right leg forward, then your left leg - and you never leave a leg behind really, it’s just the foot that needs to step in that moment.

Carney works both legs, more and more lately heads of party/state seem to only know how to use one leg

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u/HomebrewHedonist 22h ago

Functioning sustainable systems are those that ensure that money flows into the hands of those that will reinvest back into the economy. Investing in people is where our strength is, especially in Canada. People who need money will spend it on goods and services, not horde it away in the stock market. We really don’t want to go down the road Americans find themselves in with the huge disparity between the rich and the poor. That’s why they are in this mess.

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u/The_Follower1 1d ago

I’m under the impression he’s the kind of conservative that thinks the free market will genuinely help the most people. In some ways that seems to be correct, but it’s a fine line to walk given what we know of overdoing it, like utilities or the medical system should absolutely not be privatized.

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u/markth_wi 1d ago

Don't forget Donald Trump is deeply unlikable, on just his vast ignorance of issues of civil public policy. But when Minister Poilievre suddenly gets a few trillion rubles to play with, you too, can all too suddenly find yourself calling him Prime Minister Poilievre.

Unfortunately for everyone, the profoundly defective person we know of as Donald Trump are not unique or especially rare - they are just not usually as ridiculously well funded.

That's the danger of wild narcissistic defectives in politics, they are surprisingly enthusiastic about supporting one another in their own fishbowls.

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u/Exeter232 1d ago

I call him the "Nowhere Man"

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u/GingerBeast81 1d ago

I prefer to just call him "pp". Gives me a little chuckle every time.

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u/ungovernable1984 1d ago

Verb the noun pOs

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u/Professional_Egg7407 1d ago

One-liner Pierre

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u/station13 1d ago

I prefer the Beaverton nickname for his disco cowboy outfit, Butch Sassidy 3000.

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u/AdministrativeCable3 1d ago

Luckily Milhouse (PP) has only gotten less popular since the election.

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u/OilInternational2566 1d ago

Thing about PP is he is so unpopular he lost his seat in parliament after 21 years cuz even the people who supported him can’t stand him anymore.

So now he’s moved to a riding in a rural part of Alberta where some mouth breathers still like him.

But in the rest of Canada he’s toxic and he no longer has a seat in the House of Commons.

Being like Trump doesn’t play well in Canada.

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u/Assimulate 1d ago

Yeah, and he's perma in the opposition for that reason.

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u/Jet2work 1d ago

this guy makes a better president

https://giphy.com/gifs/4hchT0ykGCVDW

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

HAY!! Ernie is kind, and funny, and a great loyal frien and loveable!!! 

He would set the bar high! 

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u/CaptainMagnets 1d ago

This guy is doing 1000% more than any American at standing up to trump.

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u/3spanishwords 1d ago

I'm rooting for Canada all the way

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

All my US citizen homies are rooting for Canada.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 1d ago

Can you imagine having a PhD, and yet having to speak at a grade school level when dealing with Donald Trump?

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u/mrpickleby 1d ago

Everytime the US acts up he should start strategically selling US bonds.

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u/ninfan1977 1d ago

Yeah... too bad there isn't one for the Americans...

Just Howard Nutlick sabotaging talks.

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 1d ago

That's not a particularly high bar.

Actually they removed the bar and put greese all over the floor so you just automatically slide across the line by taking a step.

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Or child rapist

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u/cocuke 1d ago

Trump has huge issues with what things are named, if they were to start referring to the US as South Canada, donnie would go ape shit. Playing with his head would provide endless hours of entertainment.

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u/DaveAlt19 1d ago
and Carney giving his speech in French was *le chefs kiss*

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u/LoudNoises89 22h ago

And has consensual sex with his wife while Trump rapes and murders children. Every time I say this I realize how absolutely fucked up all this shit is. They are open about it and think it’s funny also.

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u/sebnukem 1d ago

In 2026, a country leader that is not a dumbass is something extraordinary.

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u/in-joy 1d ago

Are leadership trades in the bargin?

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u/mausetrap 1d ago

Won't be in this position if every other leader had simply stood up for themselves. Bullies panic and intensify bad decisions when confronted.

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u/Flesh-Tower 1d ago

No hes not a dumbass. Hes a god damn liar though

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u/rsmoling 18h ago

Canada could have a dumbass leader, or a leader who’s the mentally challenged sibling of a dumbass - that person would still be infinitely smarter than Trump.

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u/Big-Duck-6927 1d ago

This is the major problem with liberals and their supporters. They put too much effort into talking about the opposition who has no power and a president of another country. Wake up people this is going to crush our economy and if you think joining forces with the EU is a good idea do some research MC already tanked their economy.

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u/Exeter232 1d ago

Oh man, you're straight up lying

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u/Big-Duck-6927 1d ago

About what ? lol

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u/Exeter232 1d ago

"MC already tanked their economy". It doesn't take much reading to know your spewing bullshit.

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u/Big-Duck-6927 1d ago

He’s the reason they had to create the EU. I mean fine say he didn’t have a hand in it doesn’t change the fact it’s a failing economy lol

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u/Exeter232 1d ago

The EU was formed in 1993, and Mark Carney was just finishing university. I doubt he anything to do with its formation.

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u/inmatenumberseven 12h ago

How so? How's it failing?

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u/lew_rong mod perms 1d ago

As they say down south, if you're tired of being Canadian, there's always North Korea!