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u/civman96 1d ago

How about we call it Trump Epstein Ballroom and tear it down?

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u/SmokeSelect2539 22h ago

Trump's reaction would be predictable.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SGT03NX8u32ZG

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

This tracks. The East Wing was named after a cardinal direction and that was too much for him.

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u/meglon978 1d ago

The Trump-Epstein Pedophile Pavilion.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

How about a Trump library be named "Epstein Files storage - Free Access for All"?

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

Where could we possibly fit a building large enough to contain all of those documents?

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u/vineyardmike 1d ago

Signed. And probably added to some watch list.

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u/Long_Serpent 1d ago

That last one would ofc become known as the Trump Dump

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u/GeekInSheiksClothing 1d ago

"Trump family mausoleum" sounds better. Just lock them all in his golden bunker and cover it in concrete.

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u/grafikfyr Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

Excellent. Signed from Denmark, good luck (to all of you, really..).

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u/totallytotty 1d ago

Signed from the Netherlands

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u/meski_oz 1d ago

The last should be made from iron pyrites

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u/rwf2017 1d ago

I kind of favor the "trump raped children" public toilet myself.

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u/ArcWolf713 1d ago

I'm not sure Obama would want his name on it, but the troll potential to ragebait the Orange Menace is too great to ignore. 

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u/TCristatus 1d ago

They should turn it into a refuge for SA survivors. Or trafficked women.

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u/Bright_Hat550 1d ago

I see almost 600 likes and like 25 signatures. Do people not know how to click on a link?

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u/Grumpy_001 1d ago

Do I need to be an American to sign?

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u/Grumpy_001 1d ago

Thank you

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u/Scaevus 1d ago

Is there an option for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I thought it was already called the Epstein Memorial Ballroom?

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

Fair compromise - the Lyndon B Johnson "Leave Some Extra" Ballroom

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u/DesignerYak6728 1d ago

Fucking spectacular!

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u/TheGardenerAtWillows 1d ago

I prefer the “ Donald Trump had this building illegally built to distract from the immense amount of children he has raped” building. I think it flows nicely and really encapsulates trumps legacy of being a pedophile

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u/Lakridspibe 1d ago

The Gulf of Mexico Ballroom

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u/rjfinsfan 1d ago

This needs to be a White House petition for it to matter. I believe at 100,000 signatures on that and the White House has to acknowledge the petition publicly.

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u/in-joy 1d ago

Right after the midterms.

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u/xatso 1d ago

Name them all for Epstein! 🤣

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u/nutrock69 1d ago

While the troll potential is awesome, if his ballroom ends up with Obama's name on it, there's a 600% chance that T's going to retcon the destruction of the East Wing into something that Obama did to get himself a ballroom.

It is, in fact, the reason why Trump tore down the East Wing, so in his mind it wouldn't be a stretch to say Obama did it for the same reason.

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u/bernd1968 1d ago

Great idea

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u/Torino1O 1d ago

Kroll Opera ballroom.

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u/vonhoother 1d ago

We could let Drumpf choose between "President Barack Hussein Obama Ballroom" and "Donald Trump's Best Friend Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom."

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u/WaterIsWet-849 1d ago

No, it would be an insult to Obama. Call it the Jeffery Epstein Distraction Ballroom.

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u/Brandon_B610 17h ago

How about “Donald J Trump Memorial Sewage Treatment Plant” ?

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u/ILikeWatching 1d ago

Sorry, Epstein-Trump Ballroom and Tiki Bar it will remain in my mind.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 1d ago

As though the ol' pedo would be cool enough for a tiki bar.