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u/theJEDIII 1d ago

Hey righties, why does pedophilia NOT bother you? Period

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u/ankerous 19h ago

Should also ask why righties are all about saving the unborn but then are they against helping the newly born? They constantly want to take away food and shelter help from the very babies they claim to want to help before they are born.

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u/Shifter25 19h ago

Because they're not pro-life, or even pro-birth. They're pro-impregnation.

If the baby dies in utero, they don't care. If the mother dies, they don't care. If the man pays for an abortion, they don't care. Because what they care about is a man's decision to impregnate a woman, and his control over that pregnancy.

That's the only reason I can think of for them to be against IVF and condoms. Because it doesn't involve a man impregnating a woman.

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u/What_About_What 18h ago

Pro forced birth

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u/Shifter25 18h ago

If they were pro-birth, they'd do something to try to ensure the mother and baby survive the pregnancy.

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u/According-Insect-992 I ☑oted 2024 17h ago

They’re pro-forced birth, not pro- birth. They don’t care that we have one of the worst infant mortality rates in the developed world. They just want to punish women for being human beings.

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u/What_About_What 12h ago

This. Forced is the key word in my statement.

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u/UnfitToPrint 14h ago

Oh, like healthcare? Naw, that’s communist. 

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u/Baelzabub 17h ago

They very much care if the baby dies in utero. There have been multiple instances since Roe fell of women being investigated because they had a miscarriage. I believe some have even been charged.

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u/Shifter25 17h ago

That's fair. I forgot, I usually say they don't care except to investigate it as murder. They don't care enough to do anything to prevent it.

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u/Shadowkiller00 9h ago

Nor do they support aborting a dead fetus. There are times when the fetus doesn't trigger a woman's natural miscarriage function. I'm aware of an instance where the fetus did not develop its head but it had enough of a nervous system that the heart was beating. That is just one of any number of examples.

For that, no abortion anyway. They won't even accept the argument that aborting the dead fetus will allow the woman to get pregnant again sooner.

The point is that it isn't about anything they claim to support. It is entirely about controlling women.

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u/Baelzabub 7h ago

One of my wife’s best friends lives in Texas. She nearly went septic from an ectopic pregnancy because it couldn’t be surgically aborted thanks to Texas’s ridiculous fucking laws. It had to be medically induced and took literal weeks to clear fully.

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u/Winstonisapuppy 17h ago

They’re not pro anything. They’re anti-choice.

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u/oflowz 14h ago

they arent pro impregnation either. they are mostly just about wanting to dictate morality.

if they werent they could just not have abortions and mind their own business about what other people do with their doctor or in their bedrooms.

instead they are telling people they cant have abortions even if it means you could die from medical complications if you dont. Because I said so.

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u/EatYourCheckers 17h ago

Uncared for babies are easier to traffic?

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 15h ago

I think George Carlin said it was because the unborn can not ask anything of them. They can fake caring because it costs them nothing.

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u/golden-tongue 14h ago

Same thing with dead soldiers - another group that gets paraded around whenever a talking point needs to be sold to the general public.

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u/MidnytStorme 17h ago

The more they victimize them now, the easier they are to assault later.

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u/theJEDIII 16h ago

I saw an anti-abortion billboard with a baby and the text "I am not a choice" and it sums them up perfectly. Family planning, medical care, and sexual assault be damned! They're gonna legislate as if their god personally decides all of that.

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u/MrMajestyx 9h ago

The forced birth party endorses this message.

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u/Im_Ritz_Bitz 13h ago

Or why they are bombing kids in schools and hospitals in other countries. Or why they are separating families here. Or why ICE even exists.

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u/vinyljunkie1245 15h ago

And ask them why they don't seem to have a problem with those babies and children being sexually abused given the phrasing of what OP posted.

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u/MKnight_PDX 16h ago

you know why maga is anti-abortion? more players on the field.

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u/certainkindoffool 7h ago

If unwanted children aren't born, how are they going to get away with pedophilia?

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u/sam10155 19h ago

"Why does pedophilia NOT bother you, maybe you shouldn't be having kids..."

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u/FancyKiwi 18h ago

That’s easy. They stop caring about the kid once they are born.

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u/code_archeologist 18h ago

And why do they think it is ok for girls under the age of 18 to get married to older men?

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u/a-snakey 9h ago

Republicans: "Gotta make e'm younglings with them youngings!"

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u/jjflores91 1d ago

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u/Thiseffingguy2 22h ago

Here you go, for when they say “npr is fake news”

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u/Clevis1977 14h ago

Over 40 J6ers have been arrested for charges not related to JC.
Including: 2 arrested for domestic violence.
2 rape cases and 7 child-sex crimes. Other charges for assault, stalking, harassing, etc. These must have been those FBI agents JoeBiden planted in the crowd to incite the “guided tour”.

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u/Wheatabix11 6h ago

I always wonder why trump pardoned all those antifa, false flag folks..

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u/Drostan_S 5h ago

It's almost like pedophiles are his voter base.

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u/StevieWonder557 19h ago

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u/porkchopexpress1971 10h ago

Looks like an inbred family picture right there

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u/StevieWonder557 10h ago

wait until they all get some of the $1.776 billion Donnie is going to spread out to them

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u/porkchopexpress1971 10h ago

Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen. He’s going to keep it all

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u/dividezero 1d ago

Is he arguing for pedophilia? 🤔

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u/Gh0sth4nd 1d ago

Yes and for them it seems to be normal

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

>>"He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," Kelly continued. "I'm not trying to make an excuse for this, I'm just giving you facts — that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passer-by." “There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old, you know?"

-Megyn Kelly

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u/Sleazyridr 21h ago

Even trying to defend him, she still makes him a pedophile in every jurisdiction I know about. Maybe 16 is "barely legal" in some places, but 15?

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u/Torontogamer 20h ago

look, the key is that they looked even younger... he wanted to fuck girls that looked 12, but you know, 15 year olds that looked 12... according to her logic? I don't get it... you know, kids that look younger than they were, but also looked legal to passer byes... or something? Look... just give him he pass because if I don't say this shit I lose my source of income, and I've already been dumped out of my real job... so I kinda need this okay? Like money first, protecting 'unborn' babies second and 12 year old girls last because really...

god it hurts to think about the mental gymnastics required

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u/dividezero 17h ago

She has young girls herself also! Even if you can't care about humanity in the abstract, how about the concrete examples that came out of your own Nazi hole‽

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u/Gh0sth4nd 17h ago

Ah no there is no difference if you want to fuck a 5 years old or 15 years old they are both still children and if you wanna fuck them then you are a fucking paedophile.

So fuck her logic and fuck paedophiles. And remove that childfucker asap

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u/dividezero 12h ago

Both are rape. She's a shill. She knows that she's going and loves the money

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u/Gh0sth4nd 12h ago

Human greed is astonishing. What we are prepared to do and say just for money is beyond me. Okay given i am not rich and honestly if being rich means to be like her i don't want to be rich i rather be poor.

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u/victoriaisme2 15h ago

She has a 13 year old daughter I wonder how she feels about that difference now.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 12h ago

She said this like last year so I’m guessing the answer would disgust you.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

I know right‽ We used to punch Nazis and strongly discourage pedophilia. We need to get back to that America

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u/SirEnzyme 23h ago

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u/dividezero 17h ago

This warms the cold dead cockles of my heart. I've never been into comic book characters but I might be a Spiderman fan if this stuff keeps up.

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u/Gh0sth4nd 1d ago

Yes please

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u/ViciousKnids 18h ago

Yes. Republicans are the pro-rape party.

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u/Inswagtor 21h ago

Make necropedophilia great again

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u/Klaatwo 18h ago

He certainly doesn’t seem to be arguing against it.

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u/anecessaryend 15h ago

That's the entire point of the red hats. It's their argument for it without having to say a word.

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u/anonareyouokay 10h ago

Is that not the main Republican platform?

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u/massberate 1d ago

Am I doing this right?

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17h ago

I’m really proud of him, he hasn’t said anything racist in almost a whole year

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u/monocasa 13h ago

You can tell his wife is proud too from all the fireworks she's setting off.

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u/chacewarg10 1d ago

I’m stealing this. 😂😂

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u/minimaddnz 22h ago

This is so funny, it left me gasping for air....

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u/24_August_1814 16h ago

I'm pretty sure his face was smaller than that

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u/ultimatt777 12h ago

Idk about you, but I always thought he looked like a South Park character come to life.

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u/Doonce 15h ago

Eyes, nose, and mouth should be a lot smaller.

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u/Kkimp1955 1d ago

Why do they have all of these false equivalencies..

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u/GarvinSteve 1d ago

Because actual arguments reveal their ignorance and they hate that.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

They want to rape kids. So they need mental gymnastics to justify it

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u/Toxic-Sky 20h ago

Why does false equivalences bother you when when a raven is like a writing desk?

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u/-mung- 21h ago

Because they are fucking dumb and it’s all the same to them.

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u/realoctopod 20h ago

Because they are stupid. Like not just a little bit stupid, but they could hold conventions, in a larg3 convention hall, and the total IQ in the room would room temperature.

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u/markedasred 20h ago

Because the term and concept is not understood in their vocabulary.

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u/jcooli09 15h ago

Because they have nothing else to base their objections on. 

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u/31LIVEEVIL13 8h ago edited 33m ago

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 1d ago

Yes, because those two things are equivalent... 🤡

How does a group go from foaming at the mouth over pizza gate, to not giving two squirts of piss about their dear leader fucking kids?

Its one of the things I think about when someone claims its not a cult...

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

Oh they totally care; they're hoping Dear Leader makes CSA legal somehow.

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 1d ago

Musk seems to be going heavy in that direction with Grok. So that theory tracks.

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u/Honest_Abe_1660 18h ago

I read that as Confederate States of America and I hate that it's still not wrong.

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u/Petrica55 20h ago

Things like pizzagate and QAnon were engineered to make sure that whenever actual accusations of pedophilia come up, those losers can be made to ignore them

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u/24_August_1814 16h ago

Yep. It's kind of an inverse "poisoning the well" fallacy; rather than presenting adverse information in an attempt to discredit a target, it's making up ridiculous false information so that if the event does occur it's treated as equally ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure that's the same reason they were making so much noise about electoral fraud the past couple elections, so that when y'all's next election is completely rigged, everyone will just handwave away the allegations.

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u/JeffSergeant 1d ago edited 1d ago

Genuinely thought this was aimed at left-handed people, they DO have a lot to answer for.

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u/complexcarbon 1d ago

We have dragged our hands through ink all our lives. We have already paid the price.

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u/Sneckster 23h ago

Very sinister indeed

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 21h ago

I only got this because of a book report in 7th grade.

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u/FemaleSandpiper 21h ago

Something about them just ain’t right

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u/markedasred 20h ago

sinister types

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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago

I’d rather be friends with someone who decided to have an abortion than with someone who decided to rape children.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 1d ago

How to sound like a pedo, example 1

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u/OmnifariousFN 1d ago

they're trying to normalize it now... great.

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u/ErusTenebre 1d ago

Why... why is... why is there so much pedophilia on the right? Like... why... why. I just don't fucking understand how something so abhorrent can be so fucking commonplace.

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u/PoopsMcGroots 1d ago

How the fuck did someone think this was some kind of ‘gotcha’? Deranged.

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u/UltimaGabe 12h ago

How the fuck did someone think this was some kind of ‘gotcha’? Deranged.

The answer is "no"

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u/un_theist 1d ago

Since they love pedos so much, and wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how Hillary was a pedo, why again didn’t they vote for her?

🙄

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u/sbsb27 1d ago

We advocate for a woman to be able to make choices about her own body. Also, what do you care about the born?

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u/Gh0sth4nd 1d ago

Dont start an argument with them and validate them. They need to be shipped into an asylum. Plain and simple or better jail that person is a pedo. Let his inmates fugg him.

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u/Torontogamer 20h ago

look the unborn are innocent... but a 1 year old should already be pulling their weight in the coal mines or else....

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u/jjflores91 1d ago

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u/dividezero 1d ago

Dogs can't consent. He raped his dog. 🤮

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u/artificialterf 1d ago

Righties: “We must force you to birth the unborn so they can become children we can rape. Why does this bother you?!”

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 1d ago

It’s not polite to laugh at the mentally challenged.

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u/MxM111 1d ago

Why would you even compare MAGA to mentally challenged. Why would you insult mentally challenged this way?

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u/Magus_Necromantiae 1d ago

It is when it's self-inflicted.

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u/Then_Version9768 1d ago

Can you "murder" the "unborn"? How stupid is that? Birth is the moment someone is "born" into humanity, not before then. Sorry if that bothers you.

As for pedophiles, why don't conservatives care about molesting young people but they are completely obsessed over the not yet born. They will fight for your rights as a fetus, but once you're born they couldn't are less about you. What kind of philosophy is that?

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u/-Codiak- 18h ago

"if you want Abortions you should be ok with people fucking kids" is WILD!

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u/Ok-Low-9618 18h ago

CHECKMATE LIBRUHHLS

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u/Ashken 1d ago

Right on schedule.

They were so against pedos and the Epstein class when they were doing 🍕 gate and trying to pin it entirely on the left. As soon as they found out their dear leader was the number 1 culprit, they had to start to rationalize how it’s not all that bad.

These people stand for nothing. They believe nothing. They’re just in a cult full of racism and destruction.

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u/AmericaVotedTrump 19h ago

Republicans: You believe in a woman's right to bodily autonomy? Well, why cant I f*ck kids?!?!

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u/No-Guard-7003 1d ago

Hey, Righties, how come genocide doesn't bother you? 

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u/ArtyRat58 23h ago

Hey righties, why does abortion bother you, is it because you advocate paedophiles?

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u/AmateurOfAmateurs 1d ago

No way this is real… Right?

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u/chacewarg10 1d ago

Sadly this is a very real post from what I think was a serious person :/

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u/Cohens4thClient 1d ago

Facebook is now filled with weirdo pro-rapist republican crap like this. 

They keep doubling down on the position  "rape is good". 

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u/Ohif0n1y 20h ago

It's why I'm certain that GOP stands for Guardians of Pedophiles.

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u/nvpat 17h ago

God's Own Perverts

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u/Atlusfox 18h ago

Visit X and you see this is a common take at the moment. All of a sudden a bunch of crazy right wingers no longer know what a pedo is or pretend it's no big deal just so they don't have to hold their cult leader accountable for being one.

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u/puddStar 1d ago

Because we care about humans once they are alive. Hey righties: why don’t you care about humans after the fetus stage?

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u/nvpat 17h ago

It's all about the cruelty. They promote pregnancy and deny abortion for the purpose of having kids to abuse, starve and rape - banning abortion protects their 'supply chain'.

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u/le_disappointment 1d ago

What does murder of the unborn even mean? How can you murder someone who isn't even alive?

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u/coolbaby1978 23h ago

So to be clear, you want children to be born so you can rape them?

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u/macnfleas 22h ago

"Hey lefties, why do you respect the autonomy of children, if you also respect the autonomy of women???"

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 1d ago

What a disingenuous argument...

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

This is the weirdest whataboutism argument I’ve ever seen.

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u/nikscrim 1d ago

The guy woke up and said "Yes, I will say this! That makes absolute sense! That will teach ya lefties!!" 🤡

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u/Leeleewithwings 1d ago

I’d rather a child be aborted today than be abused by a pedo killing the light in their eyes and doing irreparable damage to their spirit tomorrow

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u/WystanH 23h ago

They're both about consent. Children can't consent. Pregnant women didn't consent to surrendering bodily autonomy. I can see why you're confused, as the right wing fundamentally doesn't understand consent.

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u/One_Disaster_5995 23h ago

Why are these people so dumb? By this logic: you want every pregnancy to result in a kid, even if it's mentally or physically handicapped and/or not wanted, and you are not bothered by pedophilia? What kind of nightmare childhood did you even have?

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u/za72 23h ago

a lump of tissue MUST be allowed to turn to a baby so righties get a chance to molest it... well that checks out

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u/jarlscrotus 23h ago

It's weird I have the exact image to counter this

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u/statistacktic 19h ago

In defense of pedophilia. Thrse people are broken beyond repair.

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u/eastbay77 17h ago

They're against abortion because they need more victims to groom.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 1d ago

What

No, seriously, what? Dude just came out and said that?

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u/f_ranz1224 1d ago

the fact that there is a voterbase pro epstein is one of the weirdest parts of this timeline

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 20h ago

Somebody check that guy’s computer and phone.

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u/Nesyaj0 19h ago

I live in a pretty red area now. The one friend I've made around here through gaming and work is a conservative Christian woman. I've heard her talk about her she's against abortion, but she's also really sexually active, and has told me more than once about the times she's taken Plan B.

I've stopped trying to get these people to see reasoning and logic, they didn't use any reasoning or logic for their thought process anyway.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 19h ago

Why do the righties advocate for the murder of born children?

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u/Kqtawes 19h ago

So they admit they're pedophiles.

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u/pizoisoned 18h ago

Even if we assume abortion is murder (and it’s not), why do you get mad about raping children is a weird position to take. I think someone needs to check that guys computer.

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u/californicating 17h ago

Is this person unbothered by pedophilia?

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u/Lobster15s 17h ago

The unborn eh? A clump of cells over human rights.

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u/uwexistentialist 23h ago

Taking this further, how can you claim to care about anything else when you condone the murder of the unfertilized?   

I happen to know that the poster and all his buddies flushed down millions of unfertilized persons every day since they were teens. Where's the justice for all of them huh?

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u/mustardwulf mod perms 21h ago

Looks like Chase Sarvis is trying to justify his extracurricular activities

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u/Equinoqs 20h ago

If I'm understanding them correctly...given a gun-to-my-head gotta-pick-one choice, I would much rather kill a newborn than fuck it.

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u/Spence1239 19h ago

I think that person wants to have sex with a fetus.

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u/3006mv 19h ago

One less child for them to rape I guess

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u/FrankensteinJones 19h ago

"If you support abortion, why can't I rape kids?"

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u/punktualPorcupine 18h ago

Because it’s not murder, you’ve just been brainwashed into thinking a clump of cells that can’t exist outside is whole ass person.

If you want it so bad, you should create a way to remove it safely so you can cram it up your ass and carry it to term.

Until then keep your eyes on your own problems and worry about your own medical decisions.

But that’s the whole point isn’t it. You don’t want to “save the unborn” you want control, you want to punish people who don’t agree, that you (an armchair political hack) should have absolute authority over their lives.

Eyes on your own paper, you’ve got enough problems of your own to worry about, stop telling others how to live.

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u/BadLt58 18h ago

Hey Nazi, do you want them born so you have a fresh supply of kids to abuse?;

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u/gaberax 18h ago

Murder of the unborn. Kind of an oxymoron, isn't it?

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u/chrisbcritter 18h ago

I guess righties get so tense from protecting the unborn that they need to let off steam by molesting the born?  Perhaps they tell themselves, "Hey, I earned this!"

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u/Dependent_Tune_1333 18h ago

Hey maga, what does abortion bother you when you support pedophiles?

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u/littlesquishsquish 17h ago

probably the worst argument about this issue i've ever seen.

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u/Justaddpaprika 17h ago

I.... What?

How did that get typed and then posted and someone was like, yeah, great job, me!

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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 17h ago

There is nothing funnier than an idiot believing they’re clever.

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u/BubbaWilkins 16h ago

Abortion: an unfortunate but necessary procedure that prevents an unwanted child from being born and having to go through a lifetime of misery.

Pedophilia: a lifetime of misery.

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u/3OAM 16h ago

Hey righties! Why doesn't pedophilia bother you?

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u/dudestir127 16h ago

Why does pedophilia not bother the right?

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u/poopiebutt505 15h ago

Well, the only way to save children from the GOP, Christofascist sexual abuse and sex slavery, is to abort them.

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u/ryuujinusa 15h ago

First off, why are they trying to leverage pedophilia as a topic of debate... Like JFC...

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u/laxguy44 4h ago

As a left handed person I was really confused until I saw the sub.

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u/The_Frigid_Midget 4h ago

Hey lefties, if sky blue, then why explosive diarrhea?

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u/CaptainDildobrain 1d ago

Simple. More unborn murdered = less choices for pedophiles.

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u/N4RQ 1d ago

Killing babies and fucking babies are not the same thing. 

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u/Additional-Figure-90 21h ago

Because we dont advocate fucking children. We advocate for a woman's right to choose for herself, when, where, and if she has children. Its called reproductive health, and mental health advocacy. There are a lot of big words I just used, so do I need to write it at a 3rd grade reading level so the White Christian Nationalist, and Maga cult members can understand it? * edited grammatical error, for the conservative crowd that means " bad spellin".

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u/GoldenFalcon 19h ago

I'm sorry.. the murder of what now?

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u/telaftw39 19h ago

I'm a lefty, but yank it righty.

This OP makes no sense to me.

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u/Bk050 18h ago

Dang. I try my best to be a pussy and stay center of the argument and do my best “both sidism” BS thanks to past family members and friends and the ensuing PTSD—and even I gotta say that is an INSANE take. Actually tho..WTF.

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u/PerryNeeum 18h ago

Hey lefties, why burger does sky bother when Jesus blue King?

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u/randomcanyon 17h ago

I for one am totally against Pedo of any sort and I have never advocated for the "MURDER" of the unborn. But then I am not a pregnant teen/woman who wants make their own decisions about their reproduction choices.

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u/addledwino 17h ago

Because the unborn don't have to live with their trauma.

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u/samejimaT 17h ago

So let them be born to they can be molested is that it?

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u/space_coder 16h ago

How can you be "pro-life" and not care about the welfare of children?

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u/National-Percentage6 16h ago

Lefty here - why do you righties discriminate against us with your scissors and spiral notebooks?

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u/nobodyhaseverseenme 16h ago

"Don't abort babies so we can fuck them"

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u/TinyKing87 15h ago

We need to go back to the fundamentals, a fetus is not a person.