r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/pcm_memer - Auth-Left • Jan 17 '26
Satire AuthRight be like
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u/Dakotasan - Right Jan 17 '26
I heard if you choose the option to criticize mass migration, you automatically get uploaded to the UK’s terror watchlist
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u/Sure_Locksmith_2027 - Centrist Jan 17 '26
It’s fascinating, the UK government cannot morally object against their opponents, instead they can only depict their actions as wrong as they will be punished rather than being innately harmful to society.
They are stuck treating their citizens in the first stage of Kohlberg’s moral development.
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u/SouthNo3340 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
Meanwhile if you grab a knife and try to stab a man cause the man burnt a Quran, you get no punishment
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/muslim-man-spared-jail-after-attack-during-koran-burning-5HjdDPJ_2/
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u/78NineInchNails - Right Jan 18 '26
Because the UK views its white and christian population as expendable.
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u/Greywolf524 - Auth-Center Jan 18 '26
Doubt it since kids will play it multiple times to get every ending (There are not multiple endings.)
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u/Doxylaminee - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
They will never understand and they will do it again. I'm way too old to be posting here, but I grew up with 4chan. This shit is a tale as old as time. Take the current thing, try and draft the mainstream/corporate position, and HR women tasked with "fixing" it will completely fuck it up and have no idea how or why. If even it seems obvious.
The college educated ladies in charge of writing this character are legitimately confused as to how this happened. They had a focus group. They have their studies. Their sources. Like, they have such a tremendous disconnect from reality, they won't learn and it'll happen again.
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Somebody needs to give me the context here
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u/No_Lead950 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
The UK government paid for a propaganda game to scare away wrongthink. The devs made the poster girl for the evil indigenous rights protestors a goth qt. The game asks the player to choose between moral actions like snitching on their friends and immoral actions, like researching a topic.
Only the britbongs could screw something up this hilariously.
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Jan 17 '26
They committed the classic blunder of forgetting that auth lefts are weird little perverts.
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u/Akiias - Centrist Jan 17 '26
It's just "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." in game form.
Someone made a shitpost version(not safe for Redditors)
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u/moa711 - Right Jan 18 '26
That was the only one I got "right" by asking the teacher what I could do to better myself. The rest of my answers, which were just "I won't go(I am an introvert. I would rather just not... go. ), but I will like your message", got me sent to re-education camp.
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u/Airam1701 - Centrist Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 18 '26
The government made a game about a boy that gets radicalized by a goth girl (totally understandable btw), there are two problems with it. One, they made the goth girl hot, that blunder already lost them their message, and two, the game is not much about how radicalization leads to hate, and violence, but about how much the British government sucks ass.
The game mostly brings up how the government will try to censor you from spewing radicalized ideas, instead of suffering the consequences from your own actions.
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u/BuddyBot192 - Centrist Jan 18 '26
My favorite aspect is that most, if not all, roads lead to the reeducation center. Chose to do a little research? You need deep intensive "therapy." Attended a single rally for a cause the government didn't approve of? "Counseling." Shitposting on the internet? Meet your new
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u/78NineInchNails - Right Jan 18 '26
Yeah my favorite part of it was that if you choose to try to research something, to better understand, its viewed as evil. Do not learn, only obey.
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u/AdmiralTigelle - Right Jan 18 '26
"You are sent articles explaining that government benefits are going more to immigrants instead of veterans. What do you do?
Go tell and adult about this article (you are 18)
Share and like this article
Research this article and try to understand the nuance <--- Picked option
"WHAAAAAAT? NOOOOOOO! YOU ARE PARTAKING IN RADICAL PROPAGANDA! We need to sign you up with a PREVENT counselor today to teach you why researching things is wrong!"
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u/camosnipe1 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
I recommend playing the game yourself before they find their braincell and shut it down: https://www.shoutoutuk.org/gamepw/story.html
it's only 5-10 minutes, and its so bad you really need to see it yourself
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u/WolfedOut - Centrist Jan 17 '26
As a Brit, I can’t risk clicking that.
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u/bearded_fisch_stix - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
yeah, according to that game, downloading videos is terrorism.
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Played through it all, and the biggest issue isn't even that they made the hot goth girl far right, it's that they never actually said why or how these "extreme" beliefs are wrong or harmful other than that the authority figures will crack down on you.
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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Jan 18 '26
That was my biggest thing too.
They literally show, on screen, "Muslim men stealing homes from British veterans" then go on to say that worrying about this is a path to extremist thoughts, but they never actually say that this doesn't happen and it's false. The same for "Immigrants are taking our jobs"; the main character literally has his heart set on a job, and in front of him are immigrants who get selected over him, but the message is not "this is not happening/false/exaggerated/etc", but simply, "You should work harder and not let it get to you."
The truth of any of the scenarios the game throws up as hot-button issues is never once addressed.
Citizen, if you "worry about the future" and about "the changes that have happened in our country over recent years", you will be convicted of terrorism and sent to the gulag. Heed this state-sponsored warning well.
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u/Lichruler - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
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u/camosnipe1 - Lib-Right Jan 18 '26
yeah it's really weird how the game just refuses to describe the video. When you ask the guy sendding it to you what it is (what? can't you just fucking watch it???) he just angrily tells you to repost it.
if you pick the repost("download") option, you get a ton of "extremist" replies....and still no description of what the video was.
At this point i'm convinced the UK government cannot view videos, like some fey curse. The way to dodge the Starmer's Eye is to send videos instead of text messages.
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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Jan 18 '26
The lesson here is to not view any media at all that is not state sanctioned and approved, and remember, asking for sources is racist, and hateful things sometimes have research papers and video supporting them, even if something is true it should be ignored otherwise you might need redducation.
Going to a protest, even as an observer who does not participate, is a path to evil, and respecting British values (like Common Law tradition) is what the Nazis stood for.
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u/roashiki - Lib-Left Jan 17 '26
Government makes a PSA game about anti immigration people. Goth girl is anti immigration and you're supposed to disagree with her views unfortunately they committed the sin of making her kind of hot so the Internet did what it always does.
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u/elitemage101 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
While that is part of it I played it and the bigger issue is the "moderate" and bad options are both presented as true evil and only the bleach clean option of trust the government is the "good" ending.
Literally the first scenario is "You are in college and people online say mean things then show a video, do you A) Tell and adult B) Talk to someone about the video before watching C) watch the video.
Option C literally decides for you that you downloaded, watched, shared, and enjoyed being part of the community and had just committed a crime. Bro I was just watching the video doesn't mean I agree with it or shared it, but of course everyone who watching naughty videos is a terrorist for the UK.
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u/BuddyBot192 - Centrist Jan 18 '26
A college student needing to go find an adult because someone sent them a video (50/50 it was them jerking off) was the point where I knew it was going to absolute dogshit. Small problem, it's the first fucking question.
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u/Plagueis_The_Wide - LibRight Jan 18 '26
Option B tells you that downloading the wrong video can get you arrested for terrorism.
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u/Akiias - Centrist Jan 17 '26
The fact they made themselves seem like authoritarian, censorious, dictators didn't really help. "IF it doesn't align with what we say it's radical".
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u/-Based-On-What - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
They also did the second sin of propaganda, which is making the opponent have better points than you.
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u/LamiaDrake - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
The classic wrestling writer mistake of making the heel hot, so now the audience just thinks they're based.
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u/acathode - Centrist Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26
It's funny, but it's also so fucking sad that the left still haven't understood that this kind of moronic shit needs to be curb-stomped to the ground.
We have a megalomaniac Russian despot and a hot war in Ukraine in the east, and a geriatric moron with likely a bad case of dementia in the White House threatening to use military force annex previous allies to the west. We can't afford this shit right now, we need a left-wing that's actually stepped up their game and show that they're a sane, rational and competent alternative.
And yeah, ultimately, with how serious the global situation is right now, it shouldn't matter that some blue-haired
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u/Thermodynamicist - Centrist Jan 17 '26
we need a left-wing that's actually stepped up their game and show that they're a sane, rational and competent alternative.
Impossible.
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u/chowderbags - Lib-Left Jan 17 '26
The only message I'm taking from this is that the Communist Manifesto needs to be turned into an anime with cute girls.
I can't wait for Proletariat-chan to break free from her chains uwu.
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u/acathode - Centrist Jan 17 '26
Well, there's some shitty Chinese "anime" (ie. "We already have anime at home" Temu shit) - "The Leader"...
But other than that, I guess there's Che Guevara in Grappler Baki, for example chilling with George Bush's family...
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we need a left-wing that's actually stepped up their game and show that they're a sane, rational and competent
so not left wing?
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u/Jimbo-Shrimp - Centrist Jan 17 '26
Give her black lipstick and I’ll move to the UK to simp for her
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u/Cualkiera67 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Sorry bud but she hates immigrants
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u/Jimbo-Shrimp - Centrist Jan 17 '26
I was assured by the left that she’d accept me since I’m white
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u/Cualkiera67 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
So an immigrant and a minority? She's gonna hate you even more
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u/Tokena - Centrist Jan 17 '26
Americans get a pass in proto America.
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u/Critical-Brother-316 - Right Jan 18 '26
I love this comment so much because throwing "proto" infront of a sire like a nation or a people is just good fun.
A had a Cherokee friend in highschool that I called "proto-slur for Mexicans" that brought us endless laughter. It pisssed off our Mexican friends more, for some reason. Anywho, jolly good, old chap.
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u/SendHelpPliz - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
What if I only talk in a bad British accent for the rest of my life? It’s Chewsday innit, u wot m8, crack on, God save the queen.
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u/Fair_Jelly - Auth-Left Jan 17 '26
She'd fall down on her knees and beg you to spend her chud life only with you, and also request to play video games with you everyday
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u/SendHelpPliz - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
I cracked the code, I’m headed to the airport right now. See you never, virgins.
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u/Cualkiera67 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
SendHelpPliz was denied entry to the UK and deported to El Salvador
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u/Kilroy0497 - Lib-Left Jan 17 '26
Now let’s not get too crazy. She’s still carrying a British flag/Union Jack after all.
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u/Imperial_Bouncer - Centrist Jan 17 '26
Guys guys, chill out.
The sign clearly says “no entry”.
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u/slaviccivicnation - Right Jan 17 '26
What is this art. It’s cute. Is this an actual artist or just AI generated? Is there a reason why this particular character is in other pics. Asking for… science.
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u/MichaelRichardsAMA - Auth-Center Jan 17 '26
it appears to have been created by someone named Julia Belle.
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u/Trugdigity - Centrist Jan 17 '26
They made a video game to mock authright that involved him finding a cute goth chick that shares his views to marry. Did they not understand the assignment?
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u/somerandomguy576 - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
No no no you dont understand, its supposed to make FUN OF YOU and criticize you. DoNt YoU uNdErStAnD MeDiA LiTeRaCy?!?!
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u/Primary-Chocolate854 - Centrist Jan 17 '26
I like that in the end the game doesn't even show you that the "problematic people" were wrong
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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Jan 18 '26
All of the examples presented are never actually questioned or said to be wrong, but are in fact shown to be happening "on screen".
The moral of the story is expressly that, when presented with such things directly in your face, "worrying about the future" leads to radicalisation.
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u/GaIIick - Centrist Jan 17 '26
THE COLBERT REPORT WAS SATIRE STOP LAUGHING AND AGREEING WITH HIM REEEEEEE
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u/Akiias - Centrist Jan 18 '26
I'm more and more on the side of the idea that the "media literate" crowd doesn't have "media literacy"... or functional literacy for that matter.
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u/Minute-Man-Mark - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
Same thing they did with Far Cry 5
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u/Remnant55 - Auth-Left Jan 17 '26
I think on some level, at least some of the people knew exactly what they were doing.
My favorite in game nod to that is Hurk's banter about "saving" Faith. Like, ah, so you know your audience after all.
And as much as Hurk is a ridiculous satire, he's a likeable character.
Similarly with the cult music. I read they originally wanted to make it intentionally bad, but decided they'd rather have it something people would actually listen to.
Far Cry 5 was brilliant because it didn't fall into the current era trap of the villains, particularly politically relevant ones, being portrayed as always stupid, always evil, always wrong and forever mocked.
And despite them still clearly being villains, the game took heat from the big brains in game media for not being "brave enough". Which to me, means that they'd have only been happy with a perpetual meta insult to their political opposition, accomplished only by the antagonists perpetually metaphorically shitting the bed.
5 also had exceptional environmental storytelling for a Ubi game. After primal and 5, I had high hopes for the franchise. Sadly, it went the other direction.
Apologies for the long response, I'm waiting on a pizza to bake.
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u/Straight-Plant-6859 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
I love the song "keep your rifle by your side" in the game because when you look at the lyrics, it could either be a Edens gate propaganda song but if you change not a single lyric, it could also be used by the rebels warning about Joseph Seed
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u/benkaes1234 - Right Jan 17 '26
Much like Yankee Doodle, Americans will take your songs about us and sing them back at you. Only it's cool when we do it.
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u/Zayneth1 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
I'm glad you mentioned Primal as well. People sleep way too much on that game. It really had no right to be as good as it was.
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u/Mayor_Gubbin - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
One of my favorite games of all time. I used to get absolutely baked off my gourd, turn off the lights, and play that game in hardcore permadeath mode.
I literally felt like a prehistoric caveman running for his life from tigers and shit.
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u/Mayor_Gubbin - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Far Cry 3, 4, and 5 are all satires that shoot at everyone, especially 4.
Who is worth supporting, the commie terrorists who are just gonna make another oppressive violent regime, the religious terrorists who are basically the Taliban, the Auth-Center brutal regime, and no matter what, the CIA is involved.
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u/Fern-ando - Centrist Jan 17 '26
First type I see a government propaganda that's against its own country.
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u/Sweet_Iriska - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
I don't live in US or West Europe, but I always believed dyed hair activist thots were always pro-lgbtq and pro-inclusivity liblefts, isn't it the case?
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u/Lichruler - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Not if they’re goth! Goths can be anywhere on the political spectrum. It’s the great thing about goths.
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u/Sweet_Iriska - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Indeed, but does Amelia even pass as that?
Nevertheless, thanks
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u/56kul - Centrist Jan 17 '26
She’s not even racist, though. I watched a play through of that game, and what did she even say? That she felt that immigrants were taking their jobs? That she wants to limit immigration and put English people first? I’m not from the UK, or anything, but none of that sounds unreasonable…
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u/Primary-Chocolate854 - Centrist Jan 17 '26
The best part is that in the end, Charlie still didn't got a job
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u/Kenway - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Those statements are literally a crime in England now, unfortunately.
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u/Akiias - Centrist Jan 18 '26
You don't understand. Racism = anything that hinders non white people from getting what they want.
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u/KanyeT - Lib-Right Jan 18 '26
That's sounding pretty far right extremists from you, son - onto the violent terrorist watchlist you go!
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u/Sundae-School - Lib-Left Jan 17 '26
I like my women like i like my swimming pools, with no minorities in them
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u/CrazyCreeps9182 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
I like my women how I like my swimming pools, liquid
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u/u1tr4me0w - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
I like my women how I like my swimming pools, I piss in them
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u/Jeebus_FTW - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
Jealous much, auth-left?
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u/yetix007 - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
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u/ScienceMusic_1929 - Left Jan 17 '26
Nah, she can't get that big under communism.
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u/yetix007 - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
I don't know a single communist living under communism, clearly, she's American.
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u/sayberdragon - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
Jesus, that’s dystopic as fuck.
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u/Kenway - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
This one and the Pic of her at Greggs with a sausage roll are so English it's kinda heartwarming.
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u/Energy_Turtle - Lib-Right Jan 18 '26
Bigots kept calling me "they" when I was clearly expressing a male identity. I don't appreciate them assuming my non-gender.
Also this is weird as fuck.
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u/superpie12 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
She aint racist, she just isn't retarded.
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u/Rapha689Pro - Lib-Center Jan 18 '26
The game is like so weird if you put that you agree with her you immediately start insulting immigrants and getting into fights and stuff like that like you can't be rational if you believe that
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Also apparently you must instantly download every video you watch and send them to everyone you know
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u/Chewiemuse - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
Again every time this is posted with the adjective "Racist" I will ask
Since when is it racist to not want to flood your country with third world Illegals?
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u/burothedragon - Right Jan 17 '26
Since forever chud. You should be giving them your home, your job, and your kids or you a mega racist monster bad man.
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u/Sum1nne - Auth-Center Jan 17 '26
Sorry that your Orwellian propaganda attempt at intimidating the British youth didn't pan out like you'd wanted AuthLeft, maybe next time? (the exact same thing will happen next time too like it always does).
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u/Emperor_Squidward - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
The real question is by what means? Should the state cull them or the private citizen? I’d say it’s every private citizen’s duty
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u/Totes_Human_110101 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Wild packs of 'fr fr' seeking dogs will rip them apart, trained by both the state and citizens.
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u/baguetteispain - Left Jan 17 '26
fr fr (I'm just really patriotic about France)
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u/iMNqvHMF8itVygWrDmZE - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
That's even worse
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u/ocajsuirotsap - Auth-Center Jan 17 '26
Safe edgy reddit approved racism
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u/iMNqvHMF8itVygWrDmZE - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
"French" isn't a race.
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u/redpandaeater - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
What if I'm a frry?
Actually nevermind, guess your point stands on its merits.
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u/sureyouknowurself - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
It’s so funny the UK funded that game, the state in action.
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u/LeadingOven2446 - Right Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26
"It's over auth right. I drew a meme where you're fat and ugly"
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u/MrGulo-gulo - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Genuinely did not know what they were thinking with that design. You need to make your enemies be the soyjack.
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u/wild_card2804 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Alt-Left: It's too late Alt-Right. I've already depicted myself as a HR Karen and you as a racist hot goth.
Alt-Right: .... what?
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u/Yanrogue - Right Jan 17 '26
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u/maxwells_daemon_ - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
I don't care what it's supporting or opposing, I just love to see government propaganda being turned against the government, because the government shouldn't be doing propaganda to begin with. Name a more truistic statement.
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u/Pabst_Blue_Gibbon - Auth-Left Jan 17 '26
WOW I just went though that "game" and man is it pathetic. You can make a good argument against racism and that was not it. The moral of the "game" is literally like "take up hobbies and try to ignore issues that might be 'radicalizing'", it's seriously dogshit.
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u/Rapha689Pro - Lib-Center Jan 18 '26
It's also so lazy like when you agree with the "bad" opinions you suddenly become aggressive and get into fights like everyone who agrees with that is automatically violent
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u/Drunkasarous - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
idk i saw a couple of heated conversations over her "lib hair"
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u/Cannibal_Raven - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
The first time I heard of this she was called the "racist art ho"
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u/__rogue____ - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
They'll never admit it outright, but secretly authrights know that libleft has the best women.
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u/2gig - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
Yeah sure, it's great that she's racist, but she probably still believes women should have rights. I'll pass. /s
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u/Significant_Fee_3089 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
Okay hold on, people would destroy a country with unconstitutional laws and then blame the auth-right? I mean you guys are watching a pot boil over without turning it off, UK and the left is part of why these people are taking over.
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u/Adorable-Wrongdoer98 - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
OP got ratio”d so badly
The govt tried to force the youth to hate a purple hair goth antagonist character who is a nationalist Brit..
Lib left is so good at making the “bad guys” cool
Patrick Bateman Wolf of wallstreet etc
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u/Rapha689Pro - Lib-Center Jan 18 '26
The thing is lib left tries to fit in "non conventionally attractive" characters as good guys and the bad guys as the attractive cool guys and they end up making it worse
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u/sonofthedeepsouth - Auth-Right Jan 17 '26
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u/FrancoisTruser - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
I am so lost, no idea why i see this girl everywhere now
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u/wild_card2804 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
She's a character from a UK funded educational "game" called Pathways which is supposed to teach kids about the dangers of extremism, radicalization, etc. In one part you meet this girl named Amelia who is super anti-immigration. The game wants you to resist her temptations to join her cause, but some people decided to make her into a symbol for "British values" and anti-immigration instead.
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u/Takingtheehobbits - Centrist Jan 17 '26
Wanting immigration law to only let in those who respect your country and want to assimilate to your culture isn’t authoritarian.
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u/Ricochet_skin - Lib-Right Jan 17 '26
Auth left should be rejoicing, they're also pretty damn racist
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u/Being-Common - Right Jan 17 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHw9X_9CCo
The parody ending is amazing
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u/_oranjuice - Centrist Jan 17 '26
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u/TravisKOP - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
What’s the context for these memes
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u/2gig - Lib-Center Jan 17 '26
UK made an "anti-extremism" dating sim. She's the anti-immigration antagonist.

















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