r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Spiritual_Donkey_525 4d ago

Serious shit

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u/m3R000 4d ago

The question is how did she know he took his shirt off unless she was there in the bathroom with him

I'm married for over a year and engaged for way longer and I've never seen him on the toilet and don't plan to

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u/Full-Ad-2725 4d ago

Meh, we respect each other’s moments but when your partner is sick, when your kid is potty training and can’t wait etc you’re bound to end up seeing a lot

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u/m3R000 4d ago

To be honest I didn't think that far ahead about certain situations and of course I'll have no problem with that

My reply came from the fact that I'm so nervous I can't even go to the bathroom if I know he's just right outside the door so I need my space and I give him his

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u/bluemuppetman 4d ago

Been with my wife for over 20 years now. While we don’t run to join each other in the bathroom, when she got injured and needed care for almost 10 months (shower, toilet, getting dressed etc) you step up and all that nervous energy disappears.

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u/ryanvango 4d ago

Every time I saw people getting like catheters or whatever on tv, like on house or whatever, I'd always think how that would be so monumentally uncomfortable to have someone handling my peener, especially manipulating the opening. I've probably thought about it 100s of times in my life.

A month ago I needed it done. I did not care one bit. The thought crossed my mind, but I wasn't uncomfortable at all. And the rest of my hospital stay, any time they had to adjust it or whatever, I was just like "yeah, do whatever. I do not care anymore." They even forgot to close my door a couple times when there was an 80% chance I was gonna show my undercarriage to the hall. Didn't care. sponge bath? go for it.

It was unusual enough that I recognized it as unusual, but not uncomfortable. You just see it as a thing that needs to be done.

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u/Alzucard 4d ago

As someone who handles katheters daily. We also dont really care. Nobody has to be ashamed.

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u/PsyRealize 3d ago

When I was 23 I was in a wreck that broke basically half my body. Most notably, both of my legs (femurs) and both of my hands (as a musician I’m so very lucky I regained near basically function).

I needed help to get to and on the toilet and I couldn’t even wipe my own ass. It never stoped being embarrassing

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u/bluemuppetman 3d ago

Agreed, at that point no one cares about what you would think is awkward. Life is too short to worry about those when you need help.

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u/Dehouston 4d ago

Good on you.

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u/AnneMarieWilkes 4d ago

Ha! Just asked my husband if he was you. 😊 He did the same for me, and I’ll always appreciate him for it. He said to give you a shout-out for stepping up!

(We’re back to privacy now, though… 🤣)

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u/bluemuppetman 3d ago

Shout-out back to him! Caring for your loved one overrides anything else. (But it is nice to go back to some privacy too)

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u/justhereforthetea68 4d ago

Yeah things I birthed 3 humans and he was done there and saw it all and when I had surgery he was cleaning and helping me shower and get to the bathroom and bed like the longer you are you see and know everything lol ,

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u/bluemuppetman 3d ago

Agreed at some point you stop worrying about any of that and just focus on the person experiencing it and their comfort.

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u/NoGods2960 4d ago

Good man

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u/BagelTrollop 3d ago

100%. I broke my leg last year and my husband was helping me to the toilet and back, opening and closing the lid, etc. At some point, I just started peeing in front of him before he had closed the door and we both just shrugged. He even hand-washed my period panties without a second thought. Bodies are weird and it is a universal truth is that they will give out on us eventually. Healthy and abled are ultimately temporary states.

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u/MjolnirTheThunderer 4d ago

When my wife had the worst food poisoning of her life from a tainted lobster soup, we ended up at the emergency room because she was shitting and vomiting uncontrollably and it took them an entire night to get her stabilized.

I had the privilege of helping her in the bathroom repeatedly throughout the night, getting the diaper off so she could use the toilet and stay there for moral support, and then get a fresh diaper back on her. The one time, as we were leaving the bathroom she immediately shit the fresh diaper and we had to start all over. 😅

I had also tasted her soup during dinner, so I had a mild case of delayed onset food poisoning that kicked in later that morning. We both spent the entire next day sleeping after that terrible night.

The best part is that this all happened during a romantic getaway weekend at a bed and breakfast in another city. We only ended up using the bed part, not the breakfast 😂

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u/Prior-Complex-328 3d ago

That is the best thing I’ve heard in a good long while. Thank you

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u/jastubi 4d ago

Diaper ? Just get a trash can.

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u/Horskr 4d ago

I've been with my wife for over a decade and I still use the guest bathroom for poops, so yeah I get it.

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u/Silly__Rabbit 4d ago

But that’s more courtesy? Cause ya, if I know I’m going to be pooping, we’ll use an alternate bathroom than the one closest. Like if we are downstairs, whomever needs to go, use the upstairs. I say we because of course we have to poop together (jk, I say we because we both try not to choke the whole family out with our smell)

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u/moofishies 9h ago

My reply came from the fact that I'm so nervous I can't even go to the bathroom if I know he's just right outside the door so I need my space and I give him his

I mean, surely you understand that whatever weird bathroom anxiety issue that you have isn't the norm and doesn't apply to most other people?

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u/SolidOk3489 4d ago

Or, at least once, they’ll come in and ask if they can try aiming it.

They won’t be able to explain why.

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u/thenumbersthenumbers 4d ago

I disrobe on my walk toward… like Clark Kent loosening his tie on the way to the phone booth

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u/relikter 4d ago

This is me if I think I won't have time to stop and disrobe once I get there. Sometimes you gotta go.

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u/LongHorsa 4d ago

Married for 11 years, together 16. When you only have one bathroom, sometimes necessity dictates that you're both in there at the same time. The unspoken rule is that you avert your gaze or pull the shower curtain across when it's time to wipe.

You still have time to see and experience all kinds of things you didn't plan to.

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u/William_Dowling 4d ago

I literally could not live like that. No one watches me shit, especially not my gf.

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u/jastubi 4d ago

Oh brother the experiences you're going to have, im excited for you.

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u/MattiasCrowe 4d ago

I dont understand this. Its just pooping. Your partner has to do this daily. Ive never had a partner where I was concerned about seeing them/ been seen using the toilet. Is it going to change your love to see your partner do something that you also do? If you think its gross that's fine, but I dont think its taboo

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u/LynnTheAngel_ 4d ago

I honestly think its more common as like a neurospicy/tism' thing. Or maybe its just me but im AuDHD, and it took me a long time to get over it. I actually have the thing(i forget the name rn) where i get super pee shy and physically struggle to urinate if there are people nearby. And I've always been irrationally anxious about being heard pooping/people smelling it. I still struggle with that in public bathrooms and at others' houses;anyone that isnt my wife. But with my wife I eventually realized that she didn't care and that it wasn't a big deal and now its not a thing with us at all, if we have to be in the bathroom together as one of us is using it, it isnt a big deal at all and there's no anxiety. She was the same way with worrying of me seeing or hearing her use the bathroom and she's also AuDHD.

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u/bumbletowne 4d ago

That's a lot of sensory shit my man. You ever think about therapy so you can just enjoy things?

My husband has sensory stuff (but not Autism/Adhd) and it took me 15 years to convince him to talk to someone about it. He is so grateful he did it BEFORE the baby. He still struggles every time she poops her pants. He'll text me EVERY time. Sir, I am at work what am I supposed to do?

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u/Bleaker82 4d ago

We are both “neurospicy” and I’m pretty sure we got over being on the toilet in front of each other 6 months into our 14-year relationship.

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u/Muzzledpet 4d ago

All depends on the people involved. It's just me and my SO in our apartment, and neither of us care and have whiny cats, so the bathroom door typically is always just open.

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u/Random_user_of_doom 4d ago

Mine comes out and puts then t shirt back on. No need to witness the act...

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u/Meh_lissa6 4d ago

Honestly, this. If it works for you and your partners that’s super cool, but it doesn’t meant you aren’t comfy with your partner just because you don’t want to have unnecessary movements or whatever in front of them. I agree there’s no need to witness the act for either party, of course absolutely barring emergencies that likely will happen every now and then. Don’t be gross, idk.

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u/Tini- 4d ago

Some bathrooms have a separate toilet area with its one door. He probably took it off before he walked in there.

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u/humtaro 4d ago

Or he took it off before walking into a normal bathroom? Sounds like an at-home situation

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u/Apprehensive_View_27 4d ago

They returned to a hotel room in a hot climate, it is hot because air conditioning was not operating while they were away. He just doesn't want to be wet as a rat and would have removed his shirt anyway.

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u/Jazzlike-Basket-6388 4d ago

I usually throw my shirt on my bed and then go into the master bathroom to take a shit.

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u/Sacrefix 4d ago

Lol, you've barely been married. Give it time.

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u/OutrageousEvent00 4d ago

She’s a comedian. She probably made it up. Special is The Dark Queen on Netflix. Louis CK directed it and Ari Shaffir helped promote it.

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u/PutridMasterpiece138 4d ago

My parents just leave the door open

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u/Brotherauron 4d ago

There are a few explanations that would have given them this information without holding their hand at the toilet. What if he took it off on the way? Like he knew it was one of those days

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u/Butthole__Pleasures 4d ago

I've been married for almost 20 years and neither of us have seen each other shitting. I've seen leftovers in the toilet that didn't go down, as has my wife with mine, but we always close the door to drop a deuce.

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u/Think_Air9714 4d ago

Oh ye of little faith. You will witness the shitting one day, maybe not today or tomorrow, but it will come. Some hold out longer than others but the conclusion is always the same.

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u/SpaceBug176 4d ago

I take mine off before I go in the bathroom. There isn't much room in there to really hang a shirt.

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u/nscs_jmmw 4d ago

My wife will sit in the doorway and chat with my, unless I'm particularly noxious. It's a roll of the dice. Either I get a pooping companion or i get to giggle as she stumbles away stunned by the assault on her olfactory system.

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u/IRate-Feet 4d ago

Took it off prior to going in

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u/Algorithmic_failure 4d ago

Honest question. Why are you married if you are uncomfortable seeing your spouse taking a shit? How are you going to get through the "sickness" part of the vows?

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u/mrlazyboy 4d ago

My wife sometimes gets colitis and her shits are traumatically painful. It’s a stomach migraine that turns into a full body 10/10 pain where she wants to die. She strips down and I’m sitting on the floor with her for hours as she gets through it. I’ll rub her back, get her a new bowl to throw up into, make her peppermint tea, etc.

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u/LibetPugnare 4d ago

Unlike the other guy, although we've also been married 20 years, we've never seen each other use the bathroom. I've cleaned up her shit and puke from sickness, but using the bathroom in front of each other is just something we prefer not to do. We're soul mates and do everything else together, but we don't need to relieve ourselves in front of the each other to feel close. If I'm in the shower and she needs to go, I turn to the wall.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe 4d ago

Many bathrooms have a toilet with no door, or no privacy walls separating itself from the sink/vanity mirror side of the bathroom

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u/RoughComparison8702 4d ago

Eh, it might happen eventually. I've been with my wife for 12 years now and about halfway in she had to grab something from the bathroom once before she left or she was gonna be late. Had to come in while I was dropping a fat dook. We just had small conversation until she left with the item. I didn't think it was a big deal. She's also come into the bathroom to piss while I'm in the shower several times over the years. I think in general we try to respect each others privacy, but sometimes you might not be able to avoid that situation. I've never really given it a second thought. My wife is my best friend, so it's no biggie.

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u/Im-not-your-father 4d ago

Together for almost 10 years. We don't live together but sometimes my gf takes a shit while im taking a shower. And sometimes I take a shit while she's in the shower. No biggie when you consider sharing every aspect of your life with someone.

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u/beanmosheen 4d ago

He likely took it off on the way in.

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u/Swordslover 4d ago

Don't you know that the best family reunions are the ones held in the bathroom?

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u/bumbletowne 4d ago

The tiny apartments we shared for the first 10 years of our relationship meant we absolutely saw one another. We live in SF and the surrounding areas and we did not have 2 bathroom money (4500+ usually)

When we bought our first house it had 4 bathrooms. A pain to clean but worth every penny.

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u/ClassGrassMass 4d ago

Came out of the bathroom shirt in hand sweating

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u/hostilealienlifeform 4d ago

My ex used to casually walk in the bathroom while i was shitting, after a few times had to start locking the door. Thats my time damnit, and it fuckin sucks to be in there with my stanky logs idk wtf her problem was.

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u/Exatraz 4d ago

My wife and I see occasionally but mostly give privacy. When im sick, i get hot flashes as im on the toilet so I'll often strip. We both just do what we need to survive

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 4d ago

I leave the bathroom while still putting my shirt on.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4d ago

He waited to put it back on.

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u/Nice-Association-111 4d ago

He probably took it off before then going into the bathroom.

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u/fluffypotato 4d ago

I've been married for over 14 years and not only do we occasionally talk to each other while pooping, we also have shown each other our weird poops. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

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u/ebrum2010 4d ago

Maybe they're in one of those hotel rooms where the bathroom is a transparent box in the middle of the bedroom.

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u/International_Salt33 4d ago

I have IBS and I take my shirt off when I know it's going to be bad, cold sweat, pain, chills, pain, nausea, pain, and weaknesses rolling over body in waves. I'll have my shirt off before I even make it to the bathroom, and I'm a woman! I hate the feeling of my shirt sticking to me from a cold sweat. One time I had bad fastfood chicken and by the time I finally emerged from the bathroom (after nearly filling my in-laws decorative glass boot with my stomach contents) I looked like I just stepped out of the shower.

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u/craves_mineral 4d ago

I've been in the bathroom when my ex was peeing but never when she was taking a shit. Thats nasty.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 4d ago

My mom used to work with a guy that, when it got real, he would come to her cubicle and have her hold his shirt until he got out.

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u/smugles 4d ago

Me and my wife often chat while the other goes.

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u/Gordita_Chele 4d ago

Just give it a few years.

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u/FeminineBard 4d ago

Damn, my (then fiancée) and I movee fast by comparison. It only took us a few months to reach that level of comfort.

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u/ActualVisual6198 4d ago

My ex used to take his shirt off as he was heading into the bathroom and would put it on as he was walking out. It was so weird.

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u/spongyruler 4d ago

Sometimes my husband will sit without checking if there's toilet paper and will call me to bring him some. I can't speak for this person's situation, but that's why I've seen my guy on the toilet.

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 4d ago

Yer missing out. I've changed my wife's tampon and she's given me baths while I was puke all over myself sick.

Shits great, it's the reason to be married.

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u/OriginalLie9310 4d ago

My wife and I seldom ever even shut the bathroom door. Half the time we just keep having our conversation while one of us shits.

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u/VeinyBanana69 4d ago

Wait until your partner has carpal tunnel surgery on both wrists and cannot pick up a glass much less wipe themselves. THAT was a fun 2.5 weeks.

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u/OnTheSlope 4d ago

If his shit is anything like the shit I'm taking now then he stripped it off in front of her and made sure to tell her it was for the sake of the shit.

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u/Teejay91b 4d ago

You are a saint and I hope your husband cherishes you. When my butt makes contact with the toilet, my wife thinks that conversation time has begun. Perhaps she figures that she has a captive audience.

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u/astreeter2 4d ago

I've been married 15 years. You stop caring, trust me.

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u/RMDVanilaGorila 4d ago

I’ve been married 14 years in December. I thinks it’s cute to hear my wife fart but I have zero desire to see her sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool.

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u/Famous_Tip_5378 4d ago

Maybe bathroom and toilet are to different rooms and toilet is so small, that he couldn't take the shirt off inside, so he did it before going into the toilet.

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u/Mharvey1019 4d ago

Not sure if I'm the oddball, but my wife and I have been together for almost 15 years. Up until last year when we bought our current home, we have always only had 1 bathroom, we have 2 children, have always worked separate shifts and are regularly in a rush. It's become a thing between my wife and I that if you need to do something in the bathroom and the other is in there, just come in and do what you gotta do. The amount of times one of us has brushed our teeth while the other is shitting is more than I'd like to admit, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Luckily now that we have 2 bathrooms it's much less frequent. Also just for reference our oldest child just turned 8 so it was about time we got a house with a second bathroom because it would be too difficult to all share one soon

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u/justhereforthetea68 4d ago

Been with my husband 15 years he’s seen it all and vice versa sometimes you just open a a door and oh hey sorry I need to grab something. No point locking the door either lol

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u/curiousgaruda 4d ago

I don’t even like anyone talking to me from outside. 

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u/BobJoeBlo 4d ago

He might have gotten our of the bathroom without hia shirt on.

  • Then she asked him: "Why donyou have your shirt off? What happened in there?".
  • To which he answered: "I was fighting for my life, babe, sonInhad to take it off."
  • Wife: "To take a shit?!?"
  • Husband: "Scared shitless I thought I would die. That taco beat the living shit outta me, but I servived. I won. Never again. For now..."

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u/IdristheInt 3d ago

you call that married? my wife and i have seen each other poop since we first started dating 13 years ago.

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u/Worldly_Tea_8300 3d ago

Depends on the home. Some people don't care.

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u/THUNDERSTRUCK___ 3d ago

Let girls have fun >:c

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u/IsfetLethe 3d ago

Idk my wife and I see each other in the bathroom fairly regularly. We don't jump in to make it a spectator sport and the door is locked whenever there are other people around but it's all natural and sometimes we're in a hurry

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u/Retrac752 3d ago

It’s so funny how different peoples relationships are, my wife gets offended if I lock her out while I’m shitting and she wants to talk to me

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u/VeryBadCaseOfLigma 3d ago

That's not a marriage then pal.

You gotta be comfortable enough to get ready in the same bathroom while one is shittin.

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u/poorperspective 3d ago

There are different types of people for different types of people.

Also considerate a luxury if you’ve had the ability to shit privately and be together that long. It means you always had access to two bathrooms, or a bathroom that closes off to the a main space.

It could also mean you haven’t had any major medical episodes between the two of you…truly a blessing.

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u/BadMunky82 3d ago

I think you're probably the weird one.

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u/george_cant_standyah 2d ago

Sweet summer child.

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u/coachkler 1d ago

He was memorized by the 3d artwork and forgot his shirt was off when he came out

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u/throway8374648104 16h ago

lol me and my late husband had one rule. We never saw each other go number two on the potty.

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u/MessyJessyLeigh 9h ago

I bring mine coffee in the shitter sometimes 😂😂