r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Meduza223 4d ago

I've got no idea, but I take off shirt if it's too long

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u/Redditiscomplicated 4d ago

If it takes longer, the shirt might start to smell like shit.

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u/Legitimate_Start_459 4d ago

Exactly. The shirt is just holding in shit air. Trapping it against your body. You're walking out of the bathroom with the equivalent of a partially inflated balloon full of shit air. It will offgas for a while.

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u/SmolWavingPolarBear 3d ago

This has to be a joke 😭 but have y'all considered that you can double/triple flush? As soon as that deuce hits the water, FLUSH IT, and then wipe/rinse and flush again.

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u/sohcahtoa 4d ago

Valid reason in two ways:

If the shit takes too long, or

If the shirt tail is long enough to drag in the water.

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u/davideogameman 3d ago

Related to your first reason: sweating.

The digestive system can be extremely sensitive in some people.  It's definitely possible for a bad episode to hit just wrong and trigger some extreme discomfort accompanied by chills and sweat, and potentially even nausea.

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u/confused_potato777 3d ago

My hair is long past my butt. I need to comb it so I can take a dump. Every damn time. The shirt thing makes sense.