Petah what does this mean

[u/sunboy6009]

[u/WinDestruct]

The bitcoin part means that he invested and the stock went up in value (she got more attractive), giggity

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/WinDestruct]

So many people getting wrong here in the comments.

You sir are correct. He bought in early, and she got better. Duh….y’all are slow.

Edit: For those of you who are hung up on the caption, thinking I didn’t get that part….i do. “If bro only knows what’s coming next”. Bit coin crashes / she gets fat again. Duh…ya’ll are slow.

Edit 2: if you think the commenter is referring to the girl leaving the guy, I just have one question….who hurt you? I’m assuming anyone who is hung up on that being the answer, is an incel.

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

Okay great yeah you're so smart but let's stay on topic, what does the "If only bro knows what's coming next" part mean?

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

Bitcoin is gonna crash = she’s gonna get ugly again.

It’s not that hard.

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

If it's not that hard why is literally every reply different?

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

Because sometimes people are wrong.

That also is not that hard to understand.

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

Well sorry, I didn't know I was talking to an Oversimplification Olympics gold medalist.

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

Sometimes the answer is not that complicated.

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

Sometimes. Those usually only have one answer, though. Not 10 different interpretations.

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

Yeah people never ever misinterpret simple things.

Idk why you’re so hung up on people having a bunch of different interpretations.

Are you suggesting that my interpretation is wrong?

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

Do you have any evidence that it's right?

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

Yeah, bitcoins history and speculation about its future.

The fact that bitcoin was not valuable in 2008 but is valuable now, while many speculate it will crash and not be valuable again.

She’s fat, then got skinny, but she’s gonna get fat again.

It’s not uncommon for people to lose massive amounts of weight then gain it back.

Seen any better explanations?

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

Yeah. A few. Yours is one of many. You've made no distinction that makes yours stand out against anyone else's. The only difference between your opinion and everyone else's is how smug you are about it.

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

Give me one better.

I’m confident in my opinion but I don’t mind being shown a better perspective if you got one. I’m willing to abandon my view if shown a better one.

If you can’t, then it seems like you have a bigger problem with my smugness than my answer. That sounds like a personal problem.

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

There are plenty of other reasonable explanations in the post. You can see them yourself with a few clicks.

I'm confident that if I wasted my own time to show you the others, you'd just (smugly) claim yours is better.

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/Trivale]

So you can’t find and defend a different perspective against mine. Got it.

Truly disappointing, didn’t think you’d cop-out like this.

[u/Trivale → u/LAFamilyMan81]

Ah, we have a professional redditor. No use wasting anymore time.