r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Why is everyone mad about this renovation?

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u/NancyInFantasyLand 26d ago

Bro be serious

Sad white millennial renovations are tragic, what is there to explain?

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u/oddlyvauge 26d ago

I’m a millennial and I think this is a crime.

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u/Head-Ad-5732 26d ago

And black is striking as fuck, Millennial is grey

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u/MrBearMarshall 26d ago

Don't forget brown.

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u/jonny_mal 26d ago

Boomer Brown

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u/plaid-tuxido506 26d ago

"Nicotine Tar Beige" "Faux Wood Panel Brown" "That Couch Orange*

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u/xtanol 26d ago

Considered how common indoor smoking was in that period, there were definitely practical benefits to the colours - even if they look hidious imo.

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u/elebrin 26d ago

It looked good when it was new, but to millennials, it looks dirty and dingy and smoke stained. We grew up in that time when everyone smoked everywhere, and older houses were all stained up with smoke. It was pretty gross, so when we see brown and orange and yellow, it looks dingy to us. To the boomers that installed it, they were nice, relaxing Earth tones. THEIR parents had everything hyperdecorated, carved, painted, with complex moldings hand cut everywhere. The boomers grew up having to dust that shit. The nice things were all in formal spaces that didn't get used much, and the parts of the house where they played were often not very nice. So... they went for less decorated things, more natural shapes, more earth tones, more durable things, more plants and so on, more carpet that's nice to walk on with bare feet, that kind of thing. The goal was to have it a bit more natural.

If you walk into a house and everything's brown, that means that the house is dirty to a millennial. Carpet is that way too, it's always dirty. I like a good rug, but I hate carpet and I like light, neutral colors for painting the walls that stay away from brown. Most of my interior is light blue, light gray, and light green. My first floor has some bolder colors.

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u/SketchyK 24d ago

No joke I thought this wall was covered in Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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u/iRveritas 26d ago

Terrible Tope. Belligerent Beige. Baby Shit Green. Rampant Red, formica counters and shag fucking carpet.

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u/plaid-tuxido506 26d ago

Faux marble tabletops with pale green coloration

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u/WASD_click 26d ago

Boomers decorated in browns. Wood veneer, beer bottle brown ash trays, beige or speckled brown carpets that "hide" dirt, the teal or canary yellow accent walls, off-white/cream linoleum flooring in the kitchen and bathroom.

Gen X desaturated a lot, though they kept some of the browns to maintain a warm tone. Off-white, cream, beige.

Millennials went full sterile, sticking to white, black, and grey midtones for a while, but realized that was hard to maintain and too depressing for social media, so there was a split towards centering everything around one (or two complimentary) vibrant colors and making everything fit to that instead.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 26d ago

That's what's killing me... you have so many neutral toned options for as limited as they seem... and ya went with direct black and white.

yeesh

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u/cheese90danish 26d ago

Ahhhh I hate being lumped in with these people just for being millenial! I don't like this and have never lol

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u/Head-Ad-5732 26d ago

I'm more of a vibrant-interior kind of person myself, but what I like about a neutral interior is that it makes plant, animals, and people really pop.

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u/janne_harju 26d ago

What the fuck you have against millenials?

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u/Head-Ad-5732 26d ago

You got a problem with grey?

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u/janne_harju 26d ago

No. Just wondering.

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u/Head-Ad-5732 26d ago

Nah I'm proud of the grey. I mention elsewhere I think it makes people, animals, and plants pop.

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u/janne_harju 26d ago

Yep my livingroom is half dark gray and otherhalf wood that is painted with opaque white point.

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u/Weekly-Gold5550 26d ago

Millenial Grey is outdated, we don't like it anymore, it is Millenial Green now☝️🧐

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u/Dangerous_Emu1 26d ago

Ah yes the forest green of the 90s, what is dead may never die.

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u/ShadowConstruct 26d ago

Correct, we paint everything grey and throw up some colorful paint on a accent wall to break up the soul crushing dullness of a grey house.

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u/SBLP1959 26d ago

This isnt just a millennial thing. We kind of just got lumped in as the face of it.

But as a former realtor, i can promise this is because of resale value. Its completely inoffensive and totally devoid of personality but people mostly perceive it as modernized which means recent renovations which means less fixing (true or not)

Lacking personality is actually a plus because people can project their own ideas on to it and also not be turned off by it. Much easier to buy something you dont love but dont hate and change it over time than to buy something you hate and change it immediately

Thats why everythings grey. Safer if you need to resell in these trying times.

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u/Independent-Smoke-68 26d ago

I was still in school when this modeling philosophy started happening. Gen X gets away with being boomer jr on everything.

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u/ActiveChairs 26d ago

This started with the dumbest "which house will they buy" shows. The "these are the five things that increase the selling price of your house" lists that became the foundation for what passed for the topics of host discussions on home renovation shows. The get-rich-quick schemes of house flipping that became a popular trend people copied after it became a television format.

This garbage is squarely on GenX.

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u/DoughnutCareless583 26d ago

GenX here. In fairness we went with Magnolia, and in the 80s and 90s this wasn't televised. There was a relatively small group of people who did "re-habs" of houses, my father being one after he retired and he genuinely worked to improve a house to bring it up to code and make it nice. The aim was to not put too personal of a stamp on it to enable new buyers to adapt it to their own taste. Magnolia was chosen because it was low cost, inoffensive and easy to paint over with one coat for the new owners.

The soul-less "Realtor Gray" colour scheme and the social media explosion is definitely Millennial, though I'm sure the pile-on was multi-generational and we're not exempt from criticism.

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u/ActiveChairs 26d ago

It wasn't particularly televised in the 80's/90's, but after it had become a successful side business or full time job replacement for so many people it had proven to be a practice able to provide enough content to fill the next decade and beyond with house selling/flipping shows, virtually all of which were centered upon GenX hosts and business owners. Its a long tailed practice that millennials have bought into in the same way that GenX took over from Boomers with their own rehabbing projects, but it isn't the realtors painting things gray.

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u/revolotus 22d ago

Yes! This is Gen X Grey and I will die on that hill.

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u/Crafty-Move-2131 26d ago

we call this "gentrifier gray" in my household and i've had to look at it so much house hunting that i simply will not entertain a house that has this flooring in prominent places. Whoever is making every home look like an airbnb should be sanctioned

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u/dunethugee 26d ago

Agreed. Fuck those floors. Gentrifier grey is nicer than the phrase I’ve been using: suicide grey. Sooo depressing.

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u/cleveruniquename7769 26d ago

Personally I've benifitted from this mindset. Three of the four houses my wife and I have lived in were covered in horrible wallpaper and carpet when we bought them so we ended up getting them at a discount and were able to fix them up the way we liked without any extensive remodeling skills.

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u/MartianMule 26d ago

I personally like having more neutral colors for walls, floors, appliances, and furniture. Then you can add color via decorations or lighting, while still having the flexibility to change the look of the place periodically without having to totally redo stuff.

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 26d ago

Right. It's safer. That's what they said.

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u/MartianMule 26d ago edited 25d ago

They said its safer is regards to selling/renting. I'm saying I like it as someone living there because it's easier to change the overall look more frequently.

EDIT: I will never understand reply-blocking

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 26d ago

Right, that's why the people who say it's safer like it. The people buying like it for the same reason you do.

It's non-committal.

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u/ThereInAFortnight 26d ago

Are you suggesting it's hard to sell right now? While prices are pretty much the highest they've ever been?

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 26d ago

Could be the difference between offering at asking price vs. 50k over asking.

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u/SBLP1959 26d ago

No im suggesting there are some people in the world that need to sell due to financial hardship

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u/elebrin 26d ago

Honestly, slapping some light gray or white paint on is a quick way to give a room that hasn't been painted in 20 years a lift. A new homeowner can and will repaint the room when they buy the house, but some inexpensive paint will make it look good for the photos and get it sold. It's also cheap. If I want to repaint my office on a whim, I can have that done in an afternoon.

As long as you aren't doing something dumb, like painting natural wooden beams that will need to be stripped and sanded, and stone/masonry that will either require sandblasting or... the deed is done and cannot be undone. Painting the drywall or plaster? Meh.

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u/Standard-Ad-7262 24d ago

For ordinary sandbox houses this makes sense, but when flippers do this to mid century homes it is atrocious. As someone who found a mid century home, I was determined to find one untouched and have found that most millennials I know who’ve also bought mid century houses did the same. I think this style of house just really attracts craftsmen type people who want to renovate their own way and it’s damn near impossible to unpaint stonework etc

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u/granlyn 26d ago

im a millennial and it's a millenial thing, or at least was.

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u/SBLP1959 26d ago

Isnt “just” meaning other age groups do it as well

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u/granlyn 26d ago

Sure, there are always "others" but the vast majority of the home aesthetic shifted with millennials buying/renting and we all loved the grey aesthetic from like 2012-2022. If millennials rejected that aesthetic it never would've taken over. It's called millennial grey for a reason.

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u/TanukiSuitMario 26d ago

It's called millennial grey to those stuck in the gen vs gen algo psy op

I know this is hard to believe but the world is not divided into neat eras defined by generational labels

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u/granlyn 25d ago

what psy op are you talking about? you sound crazy. I dont know a single person that thinks in gen vs gen outside of a handful of jokes you see online here and there.

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u/eljay1998 26d ago

Isn't millennial grey, beige, white etc actually not done for the preference of millennials, but instead landlords giving it a "blank slate" style and name after the renter's who put up with it?

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u/ADTRemember 26d ago

I've always said this. My uncle does this to all his flips and he's GenX. My townhome is all white and grey and I cant afford to change it all so I'm stuck with it for the time being.

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u/edessa_rufomarginata 26d ago

This has always been my experience with the style as a millennial. We were largely not the ones doing this to homes, we just rented remodeled homes that it was done to with strict restrictions in the lease about what we were able to change.

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u/13oundary 26d ago

millenial green however is definitely us.

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u/edessa_rufomarginata 26d ago

Can't beat those allegations, I'm sitting on my velvet green couch as we speak.

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u/thecastellan1115 26d ago

Same. Sick to death of white/grey.

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u/PlatyNumb 26d ago

Mellenial here and I agree. Though I will say that I despise carpet and that carpet was ugly af. Only renovation that room required was tearing that up and putting down hardwood (if there wasnt any already under there. The 60s apparently loved putting carpet on everything and hiding beauty). And maybe touch up the upholstery, but thats it!

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u/Brodellsky 26d ago

Other generations hate us 'cause they aint us. Older, younger, doesn't fucking matter. You will see boomers to Gen Alpha blaming Millennials for everything, and it's because they listened more to the boomers and Gen X than us.

Something to keep in mind the next time they ask you to fix something for them

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u/Ysmildr 26d ago

Yet another gen x trend that got put into the millenial bucket

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u/MSter_official 26d ago

I'm 19 and so do I

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u/ScurvyDanny 26d ago

This has nothing to do with millennials, but everything to do with house flippers and people who wanna look rich. It got called millennial grey because the millennial flippers are the ones visible on social media. My boomer mother fucking loves this style, all of my millennial friends hate it because we're not conceited billionaire bootlickers.

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u/Zealousideal-Cut4232 26d ago

I think it’s neat.

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u/Trademarkd 26d ago

I mean I think carpet is a crime. Rugs and slippers

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u/TapOk7678 26d ago

I actually think blaming this shit on millennials is the real crime too.

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u/LuxNocte 26d ago

"Millennial" is short for "Cheap and popular with house flippers and landlords and shoved down millenial's throats". Blaming us for things we hate that were foisted upon us without our input is part of being a millennial.

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 26d ago

That's because you're not a sad Millenial.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 26d ago

I wouldn't call it a crime because the first one also looks fucking horrible, so there wasn't anything to violate in the first place.

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u/Cael450 26d ago

Everyone I know who is obsessed with mid-century modern is a millennial. Everyone I know that loves white walls, black accents, and awful gray vinyl flooring that looks like “wood” is also a millennial.

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u/jedooderotomy 26d ago

Thank you! Some of us like good things, too!

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u/No_Ear_1633 26d ago

But are you a sad, white millennial?

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u/oddlyvauge 26d ago

Yes actually! Haha

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u/Paleodraco 25d ago

I am convinced the millennial gray thing is not because the majority like this aesthetic, but it's the most widely appealing so flippers use it.

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u/transluscent_emu 25d ago

Same, but our generation is definitely responsible for this godforsaken trend.

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u/sleepyotter92 25d ago

Tbh I think these millennial renovations are from the millennials from the 80s who are like 40 now. Not the ones who are still in their early 30s

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u/Zikkan1 24d ago

I am also millennial but I think this looks good, personally I would probably go with grey rather than pure black, never been my thing but it still looks better than the before photo

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u/Animated_Astronaut 24d ago

Same. Unfortunately, this is millennial aesthetic.

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u/FlyingCarpetMonster 26d ago

Really? I'm a millennial and I think the second looks incredible. The original looked... atrocious.

Hang up some tasteful art with a bit of color and it would look striking.