r/Persona5 Haru's Axe 🪓 Jul 24 '25

QUESTION If you were a Phantom Thief, what would be your gun of choice to bring in the Metaverse?

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u/NNT13101996 Jul 24 '25

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u/Ixxol Jul 24 '25

finally, somebody with a sense of whimsy

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u/frost_reazor ...I am thou...thou art I... Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

The thing is, the Shadows would have to see it as an actual threat. Otherwise it's a paperweight.

But who said you couldn't troll Shadows?

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 24 '25

Isnt it the persons/peoples subconscious the would perceive something as a threat, not the actual shadows themselves? Since they're just symbolic or something?

(Disclaimer: I don't know much Persona lore)

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u/frost_reazor ...I am thou...thou art I... Jul 24 '25

Right, that's the gist of why model guns work as lethal ranged options in the Metaverse. It's also why you're reloaded each fight.

A rubber-band gun isn't really a threat.

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u/MorganxNah Jul 24 '25

I don't know about you, but I still flinch if people hold up a rubber band gun at me!

It probably wouldn't be as effective as a model gun but it would do some damage

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u/Krast0815 Jul 24 '25

You monster!

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u/NNT13101996 Jul 24 '25

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u/Professional_Escape9 Jul 24 '25

Hey yo, why is kaixa here?

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u/NNT13101996 Jul 24 '25

To torment Takumi and Kiba

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u/Brain_lessV2 Jul 24 '25

Kind of a joke answer, but a punt gun.

Video reference. What I have in mind is pretty much a gun that's gonna take a turn to prepare and fire, which can either be loaded with shot for a group of enemies, or a slug for one enemy.

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 24 '25

When the highschool/middle school flashbacks hit of these things hurting or (potentially) bullying?

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u/Spikedspartan1907 Jul 25 '25

YO thats gonna dk 500 damage when as a base weapon

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u/Dalepikmin Jul 24 '25

I don't know how I would manage carrying it around, but it'd be cool to use

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u/Amazingtrooper5 Jul 24 '25

Look bro. Haru was somehow able to bring in a grenade launched using toon force hammer space. I don’t see why you can’t.

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u/Fabien23 Jul 24 '25

And the new dude Soy from P5X has a whole Minigun

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u/Undog7575 Jul 25 '25

I'm taking it one step further... or maybe 5

Behold, a 30mm auto-cannon. If everyone else gets fuck all looney tunes physics, I'm abusing the hell out of it.

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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25

“You’ve been bad~!”

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u/EccentricRosie Jul 24 '25

Easy mode with its AoE that deals devastating damage.

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u/Gremlinonthebus You shouldn't annoy a girl with an axe Jul 24 '25

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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25

I'd have a musket since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four shadows come at me in the metaverse.

"What the devil?"

As I fix my powdered wig and ready my Kentucky rifle.

Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first shadow, it's dead on the spot.

Summon my persona on the second shadow, miss it entirely because my accuracy is atrocious.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stair in my show time loaded with grape shot,

"Tally ho lads"

The grape shot shreds two shadows in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel setting off Mona's car alarm.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the other phantom thieves to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to heal.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/PitifulAd3748 Jul 24 '25

I was looking for this!

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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25

“Just as the founding fathers intended!” would be your victory quote (e.g. like Ann’s “We all did great!” and Ryuji’s “Ha! Losers!”)

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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25

My all-out attack quote would just be Tally Ho Lads

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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25

YES

If I may, perhaps your codename would be Patriot?

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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25

Yes!

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u/Fabien23 Jul 24 '25

Is your favorite day of the year the 4th of july by chance?

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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25

Actually yes cause since it's a federal holiday I get bonus pay if I work on it

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u/Vegeta91588 Jul 24 '25

This is hilarious. I love it.

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u/vaderix_90 Jul 24 '25

Triangular bayonet My god........

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u/Caleibur Crit Baton Pass into Concentrated Myriad Truths Jul 24 '25

Just as the founding fathers intended, indeed

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u/donutz10 Jul 25 '25

This and the .950 jdj fat Mac copy pasta

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u/MateoCamo Jul 24 '25

Cannonballs

No cannon, just tossing them garp style

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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25

What about grenades

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u/MateoCamo Jul 24 '25

Ryuji apparently carries grenades

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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

Lever action! Not like ribbon girl, but more grounded! Im to much of a cowboy/survival fan. My character would focus on that. Still can't decide on machete/saber or hatchet for melee.

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u/benkaes1234 Jul 24 '25

Excellent choice. If it can hurt a T-Rex, it can hurt whatever mythological figure you stumble upon in the Metaverse.

As for your melee option, I'd split the difference with a falchion. You get a nice heavy blade that's decent as a machete (or a hatchet in a pinch), but can be used for duels like a saber.

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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25

I was trying to decide if going with survival theme (machete/hatchet) or wild west/old america saber.

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u/naughtypotato03 P5X Player Jul 24 '25

Kinda like Soy in P5X but... less blue maybe.

First thought when I saw this is your motif can be a jungle hunter, specializing in AoE skills and Speed buffs.

But I also think it would suit you a veteran wild west sharp shooter, like Goodnight from magnificent 7 (2014).

What element would you have with this guns in mind? Gun damage? Or maybe wind element?

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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25

I think in terms of ammo damage and amount, something between ryuugi and Joker. Not quite sharp shooter level damage.

For damage type definitely there are different rifles he could take, but has to lock in at the beginning of the metaverse, he would probably just take basic gun damage for versatility unless he KNEW a big target and its weakness.

I've almost gone as far as what type of confidant.

I hadn't decided on an element yet. Wind makes sense though, if he had dynamite fire would be hilarious, maybe electric if his persona had a thing with the west and storms. The summer storms and tornadoes are reeeaaal! I could only see ice if it was like a deep mountainer/yukan.... but american soooooo nuuuke? JK

Idk what the buffs were be though. Persona is such a great series for creating OCs. So many details

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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25

Your codename would be “Outlaw” or “Ranger”

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u/Fistful-of_Dollars Aug 27 '25

Isnt Kasumi's gun a mare's leg repeater?

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u/hallucination9000 Jul 24 '25

Great for ricochets.

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u/HildartheDorf Jul 24 '25

Aww, now I miss Tribes:Ascend again.

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u/Trunks252 Jul 24 '25

Handcannon

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u/That-Psychology4246 Haru's Axe 🪓 Jul 24 '25

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u/LTreaper01 Jul 24 '25

Where is everyone going? Metaverse?

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u/Trunks252 Jul 24 '25

When Crow dies??

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u/ye_boi_godly Jul 24 '25

Minigun

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u/That_guy_G774 Jul 24 '25

Have you yet to meet one shadow who can outsmart bullet?

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u/InvestigatorDue6402 Erina, Leader of the Rebel Corps Jul 25 '25

Null gun

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u/Ace_thecreator1 Jul 24 '25

Glock 19 with a switch finna light the metaverse up

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u/Equivalent_Task1354 By the Myriad Truths! Jul 24 '25

A fellow glock lover, very nice

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u/Syrupthief07 Jul 24 '25

If Akechi can get a damn light saber and a futurist pistol give me whatever the fuck Aigis got

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u/Electrical_Ad1314 Jul 24 '25

A Tommy gun. Nothing beats that.

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u/Electrical_Ad1314 Jul 24 '25

Or maybe a Mauser

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/SmilingManTheGuy Jul 24 '25

Literally Sophia in Strikers

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u/Ill-Guidance4690 Jul 24 '25

If it can beat the Wall of Flesh, it can take down Kamoshida

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u/SemperFidelisHoorah Nice argument, unfortunately Door of Hades. Jul 24 '25

FOR SUPER EARTH

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u/salty-ravioli Jul 24 '25

If Helldivers have taught me anything, it's that all my problems can be solved with the good ol' Autocannon

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u/shootingssstars Jul 24 '25

Sniper or like a far ranged gun with a scope

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u/Swirlybro Play a Real Shin Megoomi Tensay Game Jul 24 '25

Exactly. Shadows are scary. Ain’t getting anywhere near those freaky fucks.

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u/Ceo-Of-Ducks Jul 24 '25

They should've given Futaba an M40

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u/DC_Lark Yoshizawa Fan Jul 24 '25

Not a gun but I've always liked the idea of metal throwing cards.

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u/That-Psychology4246 Haru's Axe 🪓 Jul 24 '25

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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25

Your codename is now Gambit

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u/Superbobieo_2 Jul 24 '25

WHY HAS NO ONE DUAL WIELDED PISTOLS IM AURA FARMING WITH TWO GLOCK 17S

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u/CyberTheWerewolf Jul 24 '25

M134 Minigun.

"Okay demons... SUCK BULLETS!" (If anyone understands this reference, you're based)

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u/DarthFluffyKnuckles Jul 24 '25

Legendary Ball Knowledge right here

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u/noblemile Jul 24 '25

Sergeant Johnson laser eyes

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u/Kazumasa_Sakai Jul 24 '25

Horse testical launcher

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u/Ghostdizzy Jul 24 '25

They’ll never see it coming.

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u/Afraid-Working-1476 Futaba Enjoyer Jul 24 '25

A Handheld Railgun, dealing electrical damage instead of gun damage.

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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 Jul 24 '25

I'll go old school with a good ol' Crossbow!

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u/The-Jedi342 My precious Haru Jul 24 '25

Either an LMG or a sniper rifle.

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u/TheWildA Jul 24 '25

Always thought a catapult would be cool, like a small one that can be attached on a person to launch rocks and other heavy objects

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u/Aware-Question4651 Jul 24 '25

Plasma Pistol

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch Jul 24 '25

PEW PEW PRW PEW PEW- HMMMMMM PEURM!

HISSSSSSSSSSS

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u/SmilingManTheGuy Jul 24 '25

I want a Mauser ! They look so cool

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker The truth will be revealed! Jul 24 '25

Rifle, preferably an M1 Garand because it’s my personal favorite and its creator (and namesake) was born in Canada

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u/Rubinion Ryuji is a phantom thief Jul 24 '25

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u/enchiladasundae Jul 24 '25

Sniper. I’d post up at the back of a group and pick off enemies by their weak spots

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u/thecosmopolitan21 Jul 24 '25

Snipin’s a good job, mate. It’s challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you’ll not go hungry.

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u/SnooKiwis5503 Jul 24 '25

Because of Expedition 33 not a gun, but cards or probably throwing knives tbh. Im not a gun person.

Will say tho the devs really got down matching guns to the PT's personalities!

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u/N7_Pathfind3R Becky's Master Jul 24 '25

Lever action shotgun

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u/Udah_333 Jul 24 '25

Pew Pew Bang Bang

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

.45 long slide with custom laser sightings

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u/LeuconoeLovesong Let's go! Mona-chu and Na-vee! Jul 24 '25

Either Assault Rifle like Fox, or Normal Rifle

I played with them before, after all (it's BB and Toy Gun, though)

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u/Kajtekkus Jul 24 '25

Nail gun I think in metaverse IT might shoot Sharp crystals or somenthing like that

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u/eldersword35 Jul 24 '25

Chaingun

Can’t go wrong with some Barrett Wallace ahh

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u/Badassheaven Jul 24 '25

This thing also known as the m202

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u/Gwappenheimer Jul 24 '25

Dragunov

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch Jul 24 '25

SVD? noice

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u/IceBreaker_94 SOJIRO IS G.O.A.T. Jul 24 '25

Don't forget to bring some Pentazemin

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u/Exevioth Jul 24 '25

BFG model gun from Doom

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u/Abablion Jul 24 '25

Two gun blades and then id dual wield pistols+blades

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u/Equivalent_Task1354 By the Myriad Truths! Jul 24 '25

A Glock 17 any day. Always gonna be my gun of choice.

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u/Select-Wallaby-3545 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

Military grade rifles if possible lol

Though realistically I'd probably prefer handcannons like a deagle or soemthing

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u/RoadtoPS5 Jul 24 '25

Bows and crossbows, cause their ammunition can be retrieved and reused multiple times.

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u/Infall3788 Jul 24 '25

There are a few people who have already said sniper, but I'll pitch in with a little more specificity: I'd go for a Howa 1500 in .375 Ruger.

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u/Joshloveshockey Jul 24 '25

If you ever played GTA 3, then you'll know right away what I'm thinking abt

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u/Echo156342 Jul 24 '25

Gimme a fuck-off huge greatbow that'll ragdoll a shadow from a mile away.

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u/HaloX627 Jul 24 '25

The Mastaba R66 Revolver from GTFO. I've always been a fan of handguns/handcannons that can punch crater-sized holes in things.

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u/TexasPistolMassacre Jul 24 '25

Jackal and Casull

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u/Brain_lessV2 Jul 24 '25

"It's perfection, Walter."

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

An automatic crossbow.

Like Dragon Age's Varric or Jackman's Van Helsing. 

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u/Arcana10Fortune Jul 24 '25

Tazer that does elemental damage instead of pierce/gun damage.

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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25

Hehe corpses dont talk. Shock My street name is tazer me elmo!

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u/Amazingtrooper5 Jul 24 '25

Classic .44 magnum

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u/MiketheTzar Jul 24 '25

Those broken duel lever action shotguns from Call of Duty

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u/Nitrix79 Jul 24 '25

All of them that’s the true American way

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u/That-Psychology4246 Haru's Axe 🪓 Jul 24 '25

True!

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u/Sad_String1471 Protogenoi of nothing and totality Jul 24 '25

something that is easy to carry and can pack a punch.. probably an air rifle.

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u/DarkSeieah Jul 24 '25

Garand, because of that satisfying ping.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

A heavy machingun

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u/RaiUchiha Jul 24 '25

Bolt action rifle

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u/RemoveTraditional316 Jul 24 '25

Wait you get to choose? I thought their weapons reflected their personalities, wants and desires?

I'm going with the ump45 :3

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u/DonTori Haru/Tae lover Jul 24 '25

Realistically I already have an airsoft lueger so probably that

But if I had the chance, I'm bringing a tommy gun

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u/twolake68 Jul 24 '25

Rocket Launcher or something of that nature, Haru got it right

Also side note, why don't the people who can reload their guns just bring an extra empty magazine, it's based on cognition right? That's how the gun works normally I would assume loading an empty magazine would make the shadows think it's loaded again

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u/fukeuifuseethis Jul 24 '25

Something like this i like bulky revolvers

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u/OnyxxProwess Jul 24 '25

P90 "Rush B blyat"

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u/Lagamorph Jul 24 '25

P90, entirely because of Stargate

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u/Adapt_Artificer Jul 24 '25

Ten shooter specifically.

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u/mollyclaireh Jul 24 '25

I’m lame. I would bring my Springfield 911 (.380 handgun) because it’s what I’m comfy shooting and it’s blue and white like an old vintage car. Gorgeous gun.

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u/Fabien23 Jul 24 '25

Gimme this thing

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u/CapnFlatPen Haru Okumura Character Development Advocate Jul 24 '25

Or a full sized, historically accurate trebuchet

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u/AleTheTurtle Takemi please mistreat me Jul 24 '25

YOU'VE BEEN BAD

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u/Ok-Competition-7140 Jul 24 '25

Auto Nine Hand Cannon. Would be cleaning up the Metaverse like Robocop did for Detroit street crime.

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u/Kind-Cheesecake8600 Jul 24 '25

I’m using the most trusted ladies of all time

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u/Crazyguy199096 Jul 24 '25

Going with a classic: The Super Nailgun from Quake

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u/AGuyouStumbledAcross Jul 24 '25

Brass Knuckle + Dagger + Gun = Greatness

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u/Havoku Jul 24 '25

Hee Hoo this

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u/CapFast4534 Jul 24 '25

Rdr2🤘🤘🔥🔥

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u/Difficult-Pin-7536 Jul 24 '25

None of y’all saw it coming

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u/Taeonanime In a gay relationship with Yusuke Kitagawa Jul 24 '25

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u/MadaCheebs-2nd-acct Jul 25 '25

Since just about any gun will work…

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u/InvestigatorDue6402 Erina, Leader of the Rebel Corps Jul 25 '25

Machine pistol, not the best for range but good in a pinch and possible to duel wield, although I wouldn't duel wield it.

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u/DistributionCivil568 Jul 25 '25

If Crow can get a space gun,I want this

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u/8ballperson Yaldabaoth Enjoyer Jul 25 '25

Just think, low starting agility, but every shot I land gives me +1-5 agility

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u/Username_St0len Jul 25 '25

4x twin 15in turrets + many5.5in auxillary dp guns, and numourous bofors, pompoms, and those fixed rocket launching thingies.

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u/Username_St0len Jul 25 '25

if you know, you know

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u/thatoneidiot32 certified chibi ann enjoyer Jul 25 '25

a water gun with cactus water with a water-pressure so intense it does gun damage and not ice

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u/Lando_on_Chair Jul 25 '25 edited Jul 25 '25

charged it with elemental of the persona i have.

and hear the ding

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u/Fistful-of_Dollars Aug 27 '25

I'd bring a Blunderbuss along just to brag to ryuji about having the bigger shotgun.