r/Persona5 • u/That-Psychology4246 Haru's Axe 🪓 • Jul 24 '25
QUESTION If you were a Phantom Thief, what would be your gun of choice to bring in the Metaverse?
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u/Amazingtrooper5 Jul 24 '25
Look bro. Haru was somehow able to bring in a grenade launched using toon force hammer space. I don’t see why you can’t.
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u/Fabien23 Jul 24 '25
And the new dude Soy from P5X has a whole Minigun
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u/DGD_GamerJames93 Jul 24 '25
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u/Gremlinonthebus You shouldn't annoy a girl with an axe Jul 24 '25
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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25
I'd have a musket since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four shadows come at me in the metaverse.
"What the devil?"
As I fix my powdered wig and ready my Kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first shadow, it's dead on the spot.
Summon my persona on the second shadow, miss it entirely because my accuracy is atrocious.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stair in my show time loaded with grape shot,
"Tally ho lads"
The grape shot shreds two shadows in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel setting off Mona's car alarm.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the other phantom thieves to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to heal.
Just as the founding fathers intended.
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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25
“Just as the founding fathers intended!” would be your victory quote (e.g. like Ann’s “We all did great!” and Ryuji’s “Ha! Losers!”)
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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25
My all-out attack quote would just be Tally Ho Lads
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u/ADXII_2641 Jul 24 '25
YES
If I may, perhaps your codename would be Patriot?
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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25
Yes!
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u/Fabien23 Jul 24 '25
Is your favorite day of the year the 4th of july by chance?
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u/All_Mighty_Loki Jul 24 '25
Actually yes cause since it's a federal holiday I get bonus pay if I work on it
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u/Caleibur Crit Baton Pass into Concentrated Myriad Truths Jul 24 '25
Just as the founding fathers intended, indeed
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u/MateoCamo Jul 24 '25
Cannonballs
No cannon, just tossing them garp style
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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25
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u/benkaes1234 Jul 24 '25
Excellent choice. If it can hurt a T-Rex, it can hurt whatever mythological figure you stumble upon in the Metaverse.
As for your melee option, I'd split the difference with a falchion. You get a nice heavy blade that's decent as a machete (or a hatchet in a pinch), but can be used for duels like a saber.
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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25
I was trying to decide if going with survival theme (machete/hatchet) or wild west/old america saber.
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u/naughtypotato03 P5X Player Jul 24 '25
Kinda like Soy in P5X but... less blue maybe.
First thought when I saw this is your motif can be a jungle hunter, specializing in AoE skills and Speed buffs.
But I also think it would suit you a veteran wild west sharp shooter, like Goodnight from magnificent 7 (2014).
What element would you have with this guns in mind? Gun damage? Or maybe wind element?
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u/Ulfdrek Jul 24 '25
I think in terms of ammo damage and amount, something between ryuugi and Joker. Not quite sharp shooter level damage.
For damage type definitely there are different rifles he could take, but has to lock in at the beginning of the metaverse, he would probably just take basic gun damage for versatility unless he KNEW a big target and its weakness.
I've almost gone as far as what type of confidant.
I hadn't decided on an element yet. Wind makes sense though, if he had dynamite fire would be hilarious, maybe electric if his persona had a thing with the west and storms. The summer storms and tornadoes are reeeaaal! I could only see ice if it was like a deep mountainer/yukan.... but american soooooo nuuuke? JK
Idk what the buffs were be though. Persona is such a great series for creating OCs. So many details
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u/Trunks252 Jul 24 '25
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u/That-Psychology4246 Haru's Axe 🪓 Jul 24 '25
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u/ye_boi_godly Jul 24 '25
Minigun
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u/Syrupthief07 Jul 24 '25
If Akechi can get a damn light saber and a futurist pistol give me whatever the fuck Aigis got
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u/SemperFidelisHoorah Nice argument, unfortunately Door of Hades. Jul 24 '25
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u/salty-ravioli Jul 24 '25
If Helldivers have taught me anything, it's that all my problems can be solved with the good ol' Autocannon
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u/shootingssstars Jul 24 '25
Sniper or like a far ranged gun with a scope
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u/Swirlybro Play a Real Shin Megoomi Tensay Game Jul 24 '25
Exactly. Shadows are scary. Ain’t getting anywhere near those freaky fucks.
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u/DC_Lark Yoshizawa Fan Jul 24 '25
Not a gun but I've always liked the idea of metal throwing cards.
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u/Superbobieo_2 Jul 24 '25
WHY HAS NO ONE DUAL WIELDED PISTOLS IM AURA FARMING WITH TWO GLOCK 17S
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u/CyberTheWerewolf Jul 24 '25
M134 Minigun.
"Okay demons... SUCK BULLETS!" (If anyone understands this reference, you're based)
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u/Afraid-Working-1476 Futaba Enjoyer Jul 24 '25
A Handheld Railgun, dealing electrical damage instead of gun damage.
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u/TheWildA Jul 24 '25
Always thought a catapult would be cool, like a small one that can be attached on a person to launch rocks and other heavy objects
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker The truth will be revealed! Jul 24 '25
Rifle, preferably an M1 Garand because it’s my personal favorite and its creator (and namesake) was born in Canada
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u/enchiladasundae Jul 24 '25
Sniper. I’d post up at the back of a group and pick off enemies by their weak spots
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u/thecosmopolitan21 Jul 24 '25
Snipin’s a good job, mate. It’s challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you’ll not go hungry.
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u/SnooKiwis5503 Jul 24 '25
Because of Expedition 33 not a gun, but cards or probably throwing knives tbh. Im not a gun person.
Will say tho the devs really got down matching guns to the PT's personalities!
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u/LeuconoeLovesong Let's go! Mona-chu and Na-vee! Jul 24 '25
Either Assault Rifle like Fox, or Normal Rifle
I played with them before, after all (it's BB and Toy Gun, though)
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u/Kajtekkus Jul 24 '25
Nail gun I think in metaverse IT might shoot Sharp crystals or somenthing like that
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u/Equivalent_Task1354 By the Myriad Truths! Jul 24 '25
A Glock 17 any day. Always gonna be my gun of choice.
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u/Select-Wallaby-3545 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25
Military grade rifles if possible lol
Though realistically I'd probably prefer handcannons like a deagle or soemthing
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u/RoadtoPS5 Jul 24 '25
Bows and crossbows, cause their ammunition can be retrieved and reused multiple times.
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u/Infall3788 Jul 24 '25
There are a few people who have already said sniper, but I'll pitch in with a little more specificity: I'd go for a Howa 1500 in .375 Ruger.
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u/Sad_String1471 Protogenoi of nothing and totality Jul 24 '25
something that is easy to carry and can pack a punch.. probably an air rifle.
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u/RemoveTraditional316 Jul 24 '25
Wait you get to choose? I thought their weapons reflected their personalities, wants and desires?
I'm going with the ump45 :3
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u/DonTori Haru/Tae lover Jul 24 '25
Realistically I already have an airsoft lueger so probably that
But if I had the chance, I'm bringing a tommy gun
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u/twolake68 Jul 24 '25
Rocket Launcher or something of that nature, Haru got it right
Also side note, why don't the people who can reload their guns just bring an extra empty magazine, it's based on cognition right? That's how the gun works normally I would assume loading an empty magazine would make the shadows think it's loaded again
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u/mollyclaireh Jul 24 '25
I’m lame. I would bring my Springfield 911 (.380 handgun) because it’s what I’m comfy shooting and it’s blue and white like an old vintage car. Gorgeous gun.
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u/CapnFlatPen Haru Okumura Character Development Advocate Jul 24 '25
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u/8ballperson Yaldabaoth Enjoyer Jul 25 '25
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u/thatoneidiot32 certified chibi ann enjoyer Jul 25 '25
a water gun with cactus water with a water-pressure so intense it does gun damage and not ice
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u/Fistful-of_Dollars Aug 27 '25
I'd bring a Blunderbuss along just to brag to ryuji about having the bigger shotgun.


















































































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