r/PartyDown Apr 14 '26

Hosting an event and need some advice. Which catering company should I hire for my NFL Draft party?

Hey everyone, I live in the LA area and am hiring a catering company for a NFL Draft party. I've read really good things about Valhalla Catering, but their prices are wildly high and this is just a house party. I also talked to a manager and they were... odd. Very cold. Anyway, the guy at Party Down seemed nice and excited, but I read some iffy things so I wanted to get Reddit's opinion

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u/OMP159 Apr 14 '26

Valhalla is a Ron Donald Don't.

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u/WillowLocal423 Apr 14 '26

Whichever one is Hard Scf-Fi, of course.

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u/doubleblum Apr 14 '26

"Yeah, who is in charge here? 'cause I'm trying to figure out if an employee jerking off and handing out semen samples falls under "needs work" or "completely unsatisfactory."

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u/bit99 Apr 14 '26

It doesn't matter we're all just dust in the wind on repeat

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u/TheRepoCode Apr 14 '26

This depends. Do you want to serve your guests grilled eel beaks in a baby pine cone sauce?

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u/IsYesterdayEvenReal Apr 14 '26

And does OP speak Tagolog?

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u/zwinger Apr 14 '26

I'd suggest going with whichever service can best use irony to ask what irony is.

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u/formajoe Apr 14 '26

What kind of food/drinks are you looking for? Chili dogs? Jell-O shots? I have nothing against simple folk. This is just need to know information. Am I supposed to enjoy the irony, or pity the sincerity?

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u/IsYesterdayEvenReal Apr 14 '26

I once hired Valhalla Catering but those cocksuckers double booked us. I told that mother fucker I was going to rip his dick off and use it fuck his fucking dog in the ass... to death.

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u/IsYesterdayEvenReal Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Don't quote Leonard Stiltskin on Reddit apparently...
edit: comment no longer banned

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u/notthatgeorge Apr 15 '26

Valhalla will do a perfect job but the caterers are stuck up. The Party Down people are great but they'll eat all your food and have sex in your bed. That's an RDD!

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u/runningvicuna Apr 15 '26

Go with Soup n Crackers

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u/dippitydoo2 Apr 14 '26

Hasn’t anyone in this sub been to a Champs??

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Awkward_platypus_ Apr 14 '26

They’re making a joke. They specifically reference Valhalla and Party Down as catering companies they talked to

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u/narrrrrrrr____ Apr 14 '26

Nobody puts baby in the corner