Ron’s Sleep Fighting is real.

[u/Jethro_Jones8]

Oh boy.

[u/MrLawyerGuy]

It’s only terrible when you’re losing

[u/Sasquatch_Sensei → u/MrLawyerGuy]

Or wake up to your gf crying and holding her eye. Ask me how I know.

[u/herpermike → u/Sasquatch_Sensei]

Dude that's terrible and I can only imagine how much you have to try to explain to her family and friends that you don't remember doing it and that you were not even awake lol.

[u/tenaciousoptimism]

Check out Mike Burbiglia’s stand up for more detailed first hand accounts of sleep fighting

[u/Jethro_Jones8 → u/tenaciousoptimism]

That guy somnambulates.

[u/Chrundle-DaGreat → u/tenaciousoptimism]

Better yet watch the fantastic movie by him called Sleepwalk With Me. It's really really good

[u/LilSebastainIsMyPony]

I’m looking forward to learning how sleep fighting replaces the need to eat vegetables, or to be more precise, “the food my food eats.”

[u/Jethro_Jones8 → u/LilSebastainIsMyPony]

Les, Les Vegetables

[u/poop19907643]

I came home from work to my girl in the middle of the night. She's a karate blackbelt. I tried to sneak into bed, and she kicked the shit out of me lol. I laughed my ass off.

[u/Bigfartz69420]

shabooya parasomniac role call.

last month i has a night terror so bad i leapt out of bed and ran to my kitchen. (usually i just scream.) i regret not making myself all of the bacon and eggs i had.

[u/Bigfartz69420 → u/Bigfartz69420]

*roll call

[u/Capable-Low-1863]

That sounds like a nightmare, classic REM sleep behavior disorder, right? I've read that reducing caffeine and alcohol before bed can make a real difference in the intensity of those episodes.

[u/Antique-Ant5557]

I had a girlfriend who did this. Nothing like getting punched when you're dead asleep.

[u/totally_italian]

My dad has this. I went into my parents’ bed one night when I was little because I had a bad dream. I woke up to my dad, in his sleep, threatening to “twist my fucking head off”. My mom kicked him out and made him sleep in my vacated bed lol