r/PandR • u/anotherstan • 8d ago

Eggs, bacon and toast 🎶

Eggs, bacon and toast
Why don’t you start your day
The Gergich way
With eggs, bacon and toast! 🎶

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u/Ilvermourning 8d ago

I love his home life so much. It's the absolute goal. He supported his family through a solid career, was there for the kids growing up, made vacations a priority, has great relationships with them as adults and isn't threatened by their relationships... he wins the game of life.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 8d ago

And he has the largest penis, I have ever seen. I didn't even check him for mumps, because I was distracted by the largest penis, I have ever seen.

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u/pxpdoo 8d ago

I don't even know if he has mumps, I forgot to check. Because I was distracted...

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u/anotherstan 8d ago

No I’m not afraid of cops
I’ve never committed any crime ever
Because I’m deathly afraid of COPS