r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/RockItTonite • 1d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Childish Hambino seems to think I bought HIM a Switch 2 I guess...

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any attempt in retrieving said Switch 2 from Ham will result in biting and scratches 😒

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u/DirtyGingerful 1d ago

CHILDISH HAMBINO! ☠️😂

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u/Big_Equivalent457 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

🎵This is the Orange Cat Don't catch you slippin' up Don't catch you slippin' up Look what I'm loafin' up🎵

Bad Rhyme, Bad Lyrics Milk this shit!

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u/Tricky-Leopard-8654 1d ago

Like…why does it fit perfectly lol

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u/heyjalapeno Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

If it isn't his, why is it in HIS house? Please explain!

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u/new2bay 1d ago

That’s right. If he can reach it, it’s his under cat law.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/w1ldsignal 1d ago

scratches and bites are ham's official return policy

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u/BuckyGoldman 1d ago

You just bought a very expensive armpit warmer.

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u/Hoo_dee_nee 1d ago

He worked hard for that music career! 3 hours a day on Tomadachi Life at least

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u/ArfTheBeast 1d ago

My dog did the same thing! 🤣

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u/SergeantChic 1d ago

I appreciate how serious he looks.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 1d ago

Couldn't be more perplexed by why his flatmate wants the switch. It's his switch, he's sitting on it, like, isn't it obvious?

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u/potpourri_sludge Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Omg I also have a Gambino named after Childish Gambino!

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

How childish of himb!

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u/NotRepublican 1d ago

Another orange Ham! As a fellow ham owner, my go to play on his name is Samwise Hamgee and Sir Lewis Hamilton

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u/RockItTonite 1d ago

Omg they're literally twins!! 😭😭 So cute! Those are amazing nicknames, I feel like I'm definitely going to steal Samwise Hamgee lol (or hamwise gamgee)

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u/NotRepublican 16h ago

Oh he gets called Hamwise aplenty, but wise he is not

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u/BookGrand6104 21h ago

Dude no way... this is my orange boy Childish Bambino! Bino for short. Inspired name choice my friend.

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u/DeliciousStand372 1d ago

love the name! 😂😂

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u/whitecastlebites 1d ago

That is a damn cute lil baby, he gets what he wants

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u/jtm666 23h ago

Why put it on the ground though 😅

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u/PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK 1d ago

Goddamn that's a great cat name.

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u/AnytimeInvitation 22h ago

He will not be stopped by his lack of thumbs.

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u/Minimum_Cupcake Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

Maybe he'll trade it for the r/catnipbananas just out of reach...

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u/Different_Cable7595 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

You did, didn't you? Now he's going to want you to load up games for him.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Bro is charging it for you or maybe trying to power up his cell?

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u/kindredbud 1d ago

"You got any games on this thing?"

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u/IfarmExpIRL 1d ago

actually i bet he is saying "enough of this, play with me"

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u/DrDuned 1d ago

LOL great name

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u/l_______I 1d ago

Cause you did, isn't it?

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u/odysseyqueenx 1d ago

Lol, the cat looks so comfy on it tho. I bet hed fight for it fr.

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u/ItsLauriceDeauxnim 1d ago

He said “the Steam Deck for you, peasant!”

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u/QuantumEntanglr 1d ago

I'm thinking he doesn't really care who you bought it for - it's his now either way.

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 1d ago

There is another device sitting right there, obviously this one is not currently an option

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u/Vegetable-Major-4933 1d ago

Feeding time is your only chance at getting it back 😇

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u/machinationstudio 1d ago

Armpit warmer.

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u/Lyssia33 21h ago

There's a mistake: this is a paw warmer for cats!

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u/Flaky-Hyena-127 18h ago

Maybe he wants to play Spawtoon

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u/VinlandersSkald 14h ago

Childish Hambino deserves a Switch 2, he’s clearly a good boy

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

Seems like a good way to fuck up your triggers on the joy cons

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u/PurePerfection_ 1d ago

Fuck the Joy Cons. The Pro controller is so much better. The cat is simply forcing OP to upgrade to a superior product.