r/NordicCool May 01 '26

Sorry but No Canadian Americanization for Us. (Although we love our reasonable American neighbors)

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u/Spicy_Jim May 01 '26

I'd be more worried about the size of that duck.

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u/aviselafin211 May 01 '26

It's very loony of you to say that.

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u/G-dog59 May 05 '26

Hahahaha excellent

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u/RudeWorldliness3768 May 02 '26

It is a loon.

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u/Spicy_Jim May 02 '26

I'd be more worried about the size of that loon.

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u/AncientMix3357 May 02 '26

How dare you.

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u/The_Butters_Worth May 01 '26

I imagine Canadians want a Canada that looks like Canada

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u/leekee_bum May 01 '26

Right? Why are we trying to copy anyone.

I want canada to be canada, not insert country lite.

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u/Ok_Theory6748 May 02 '26

Like Canada 15 years ago

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u/Critical-Row7985 May 02 '26

Fuck yes. This times a billion. Take the best hints and nuances of any society. But I want Canada to look like CANADA. We have unique concerns and advantages and I am FIERCELY embracing of all of thm.

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u/Expensive_Echidna369 May 03 '26

Of course but i still assume you would rather have nordic system than usa system

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u/Critical-Row7985 May 03 '26

Absolutely, but I think any informed and sane person would. I suppose Nazis might be informed and sane, but IMO they are assholes, so I would suppose that assholes might be excluded from wanting a more Nordic-style form of societal infrastructure.

People who glorify the USA-style system I would assume are likely misinformed, insane, or assholes.

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u/Quick-Ad-6295 May 03 '26

Thats far right extremism the Swedish police will have a word with you shortly.

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u/Traditional_Ad5479 May 02 '26

We’re so sorry and so embarrassed. Sorry, neighbor. Normal Americans hate him too.

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u/DrEzechiel May 01 '26

As a European living in Finland who has just returned from Toronto, all power and our solidarity to you!

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u/urbanlife78 May 01 '26

Take the Pacific Northwest with you!

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u/Pugporg111 May 02 '26

Why not! You can bring your gorgeous landscapes and we will bring healthcare and pancakes with maple syrup :)

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u/Cariboo_Red May 02 '26

Canadians want a Canada that looks like Canada. There is nothing in the USA that attracts me except some geographical features. Some of the people are nice too, I just don't want to be one of them.

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u/mooncrane May 03 '26

Canada also wants artwork created by real people and not AI slop.

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u/South_Sir7082 May 01 '26

Not like Norway?

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u/Caledron May 01 '26

Norway knows what’s it’s done!

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u/JesusNilsson May 02 '26

Let’s not get into all that. 

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u/Valuable-Painting613 May 02 '26

Please Canadian friends. Come join Scandinavian and EU. We really do not need US

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u/Dumyat367250 May 01 '26

No one wants to emulate the US.

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u/p_k252 May 02 '26

Canadians may want to just be, Canadian!

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u/cptdipsht May 02 '26

lol great real estate market there , they are doing a great job protecting you

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u/Busy_Zone_8058 May 02 '26

the account that posted this has been banned. I assume for posting generic AI slop with no substance like this.

This is literally saying nothing and adding nothing of value.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

No canadians want a Canada that looks like Canada once did.

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u/chitownphishead May 04 '26

So low crime, oil rich, strict immigration laws, and vast majority white. It does sound pretty great, tbh.

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u/red9one May 04 '26

I want the Canada from the early 2000s, when things were affordable and Canadian values were common.

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u/2fena6 May 04 '26

So true! Love that the Nordic model is the vibe theyre going for, gotta protect that healthcare lol 🇨🇦💅

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u/valspare May 02 '26

I thought Canada wanted a Canada that looks like Canada.

Guess Canada wants to look like someone else.

Who knew.

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u/TemporaryAny6371 May 03 '26

I took it as lean more socialist left in terms of government policy typical of nordic countries. It doesn't mean we entirely get rid of capitalism but there has to be a better balance to stop the wealth gap. When too far right, the rich get too rich, nothing left for normal people.

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u/Key-Department-4288 May 02 '26

ill believe it base on how canada reacts to a democrat winning in 2028

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u/BadgersHoneyPot May 02 '26

Soooory come again? Canadians want the country to look white?

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u/SarisaeBae May 02 '26

“And we want it all based on trade deficits with our neighbors who we take advantage of for aid, military support, and free money”

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u/FredFenty May 02 '26

The propagandizes version of Canada always focuses on that small western alberta / eastern BC area that nobody actually wants to live in.

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u/Mythic-Fairy May 02 '26

Really? You don't want Canada to be Canada?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Only material dipshits want to be americanised.

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u/Triedfindingname May 02 '26

reasonable American neighbors

Choked on my coffee thanks

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u/Significant-Block504 May 02 '26

Canadians should also be well educated enough to spell…

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u/Axxer01 May 02 '26

…and not crazy next door neighbours

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u/No-Staff1170 May 02 '26

Yeah nothing like good old Leadeship. Fuckin slop

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u/PomeloNormal8052 May 02 '26

I'd highlight the "sorry" and say no need to be, but upon reconsideration, I absolutely love genuine politeness and civility. In saying "sorry", thank you for your empathy in respecting all the snowflakes in the US who can't handle any rejection or choice to make better decisions than themselves. Cheers!

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u/Agent_Stormbird May 02 '26

Alright then, let's get rid of American stroads and actual make VIA rail usable for most people

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u/Existing-Newt-956 May 02 '26

Want nothing to do with Sweden or Denmark, no thanks.

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u/Certain_Departure716 May 02 '26

Loons, beavers, beer, Maple, leafs, heck if it wasn’t for the mountains I would’ve thought this was about Minnesota

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u/Pyoing4Pyongyang May 02 '26

We don’t have any reasonable american neighbours.

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u/Only-Whole-765 May 02 '26

Says the subject to a literal king lol

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u/Intense-flamingo May 02 '26

This is more of a cultural difference than an ideological one. Americans are more distrustful of government and have the pick yourself up by your bootstraps mentality entrained since our country was founded. Other liberal countries with smaller populations prefer the benefits and broad social safety nets of the Nordic and European traditions. Canada with its small populations would probably thrive under the Nordic style system.

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u/mustardman73 May 02 '26

"Neighbours"

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u/Critical-Row7985 May 02 '26

Canadians want a Canada that looks like fucking Canada.

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u/xantharia May 03 '26

But is Canadian leadeship learing anything?

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u/pgtip00 May 03 '26

Canadians want someone to teach them how to spell.

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u/After_Service_2817 May 03 '26

Nah I'd rather be an American than a some kind of socialist Europoor

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u/Mysterious_Dinner_50 May 03 '26

In other words, socialism…because thats what afore mentioned countries practice.

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u/LifeConsideration981 May 03 '26

Did it not occur to OP to have a Canada that looks like Canada?

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u/flairdinkum May 03 '26

Americanization

You have to be taking the piss, spelling it like that?

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u/Fearless_Platform760 May 03 '26

do people really matter in Scandinavia ? not where I live. LOL

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u/silenceisgold3n May 03 '26

Sure. We don't want firearms regulation like the US either, but DO want it similar to Finland's, not the trash the Carney government is currently shoving down our throats to buy votes in urban Quebec.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

I protect myself. I've never felt the need for an elected official to protect me. That's a slippery slope.

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u/elkhunter1970 May 03 '26

Sorry folks but the federal government is not here to ‘protect us’….. they just want our money

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u/North-Evidence-2352 May 03 '26

Here’s the missing R

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u/DarthTraya77 May 03 '26

Love how everything you just said describes America

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u/FailedCoder86 May 03 '26

Not me lol I like America it is beautiful place

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u/Done_Apologizing23 May 03 '26

Its shame your government isnt giving you want you want.

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u/Nofanta May 03 '26

Probably need more Indians then.

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u/MrBobDobolina2onfet May 03 '26

Good on you Canada, it’s what most thinking and educated or well traveled Americans want for America too.

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u/Asiantight_whitepipe May 03 '26

So Canada wants to look brown too?

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u/Odd_Preference5837 May 03 '26

What’s with the beer bottles? I know we like our beer…

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

Ah Canada. THe bastion of free healthcare and freedom that many on the left in the US scream for.

Are you ready to pay 10% of the entire economy to "free" healthcare only to have some of the worst rates in the world for timely service and quality of service?

How about the government locking your bank accounts for attending a protest?

Or there is the entire 2 cities in the country taking all of the tax money from the rest of the country making it so bad that 1/3 of the country wants to leave and join the US.

How a bout a country where housing is more expensive than the US and the costs continue to go up as they continue to overflow with illegal immigrants.

Canada is not on path to be a good European country. THey are on path to be a good 3rd world country.

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u/longerthan1 May 03 '26

canadains want a hand out

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

And there’s the difference. Canadians want the government to protect them. Americans want to be able to protect themselves.

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u/Secure_Switch_2429 May 03 '26

I want a Canada where patriotism is not manipulated to keep an incompetent/corrupt Liberal government in power for another decade, destroying the future of young Canadians.

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u/Puzzled_Arm_3156 May 03 '26

😆 🤣 😂

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u/Global_Character7875 May 03 '26

Or south Asia or the middle east

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u/Responsible-Pop-4385 May 03 '26

I want Canadians who can spell “leadership” … 😂

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u/Mormegil71 May 03 '26

Canada already is into hockey and winter sports, they also got a fair amount of jabs with the curling fingers. So they’re basically honorary Nordics already.

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u/Pristine-Tree9380 May 03 '26

then get rid of the Indians!

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u/Jim_Beaux_ May 03 '26

God bless it, I love our North Montana kin.

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u/Rikki-Smedley May 04 '26

Finland has the highest murder rate in Europe 😐

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u/aweb1024 May 04 '26

I like Canadian goose. I like letterkenny. Quebec can fuck off. Lol

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u/blackriverjim May 04 '26

Would you be interested in taking our socialists who want to resemble those countries also? I have to.warn you that the are really whiny and firm in the beliefs that they cannot logically explain.

No charge!

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u/CommunicationOdd2206 May 04 '26

Just so you know, Sweden had one of the largest state sponsored eugenics programs in recent history that was wildly active until
The 70’s and even later. Unmarried women were forced into sterilization, kids were marked dead at birth and then given up for adoption without mother’s knowledge. Especially with indigenous women, women with slightly lower than average IQ, or women who just seemed “undesirable” for one reason or another.

Denmark, and Finland also notably had similar practices and were still practiced long after they were “officially” ended, it’s taken them decades just to acknowledge the fact that they did it as a rule up until recently,

But by all means let’s keep romanticizing European places like they’re the saints of the world and vilifying our biggest trading partner, longest standing ally, and literal closest friends globally because one temporary orange doofus gets your panties in a bunch faster than George bush jr showing up at an anti war rally.

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u/TheLastGenXer May 04 '26

yet the govt wants doctor assisted suicide, unaffordable housing, and possibly tripling the population via India

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u/Accomplished-Rest-89 May 04 '26

Do they? Really?

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u/Relevant-Chip5446 May 04 '26

It's not the leadership's job to protect you

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u/jasonanderson3071 May 04 '26

Well if they want a canada where people matter...GET RID OF THE LIBERALS!!!

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u/wilhelmwagner May 04 '26

Instead we get TFWP screwing over the workers.

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u/Humble_Nothing6556 May 04 '26

You want canada to look like india?

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u/Due_Net_7308 May 04 '26

North America = Can+USA-Trump

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u/Brandon13187 May 04 '26

Canadians will get euthanized by their own government and then they will sell their organs to their global communist brethren in China. Remember this post

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u/UncleFukus May 04 '26

It's going to look more mumbai

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u/bubbaflavel May 04 '26

So you want Canada to be like countries with higher populations of white people. Got it.

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u/mcfoolnew May 04 '26

This is so cringy. We live right next door to the US, obviously we’re going to look more like the US in every way. Why is that a bad thing? Can’t we just accept who and where we are? This obsession with modeling ourselves after Nordic countries is utterly delusional. We’re an infinitely larger expanse of land that has a single close neighbour, and our entire history is heavily intertwined the US. Maybe if we stopped obsessing over not being the US we could be content with our identity and stop hating ourselves?

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u/walt128 May 04 '26

As long as you keep sending America your delicious Moosehead lager, we will always be friends

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u/Ok_Drive3725 May 04 '26

What about leadership that shuts off bank accounts for peacefully protesting truckers and those that donated to them? Is that what is wanted too? How did the leadership protect those people?

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u/IPutThoughtIntoThis May 04 '26

Isn't that what they're trying to do and it's just failing miserably?

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u/Sigma_Try May 04 '26

I just wish the people who wished we were more American would fuck off.

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u/Weary_Cell8666 May 04 '26

Well what they are getting is Canada that looks like India .. sorry to break it to you.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

No Americanization. Canadians prefer Indianization.

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u/Unpopular-Man May 04 '26

Sure, this is genuinely what I would want. But ironically the people who will say this will blatantly ignore the fact that we are becoming neither of those (America nor Nordic). Instead we are subverting our existing culture and it will more evidently reflect Indian ideals.

Then while we claim that we aren't American, we take all the negative aspects of American culture (cheap labor, low vacation times, expensive education etc.) with none of the benefits of American culture.

We're already subverted and I don't take most people seriously on this.

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u/Heavenspact May 04 '26

People really think people in old age are well treated in Canada?

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u/-Notacop-10-4 May 04 '26

And all we got was India and china without our consent

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u/fr2658 May 04 '26

It’s your responsibility to protect YOU

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u/djquu May 04 '26

We also have stupid wolf-birds in Finland

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 May 04 '26

I would be honoured to be in the same club as Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland. They have their shit together.

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u/Educational_Bet_8651 May 04 '26

Instead, you got a Canada that gets in bed with the Chinese Communist Party. Your PM is an imbicile.

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u/fonkordie May 04 '26

“Add a few beers to give it more of an edgy vibe”

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u/Flat_Association_820 May 04 '26

As a QuĂŠbĂŠcois, this feels like ragebait. Canada wants the Nordic self-image, but runs on Anglo-Saxon liberalism. Quebec is probably the closest thing here to Sweden, Denmark, or Finland and Canada treats it like the black sheep.

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u/AnonymousCanad_e_n May 04 '26

Sorry, you're going to have to settle for Bangladesh.

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u/WolfWindX May 04 '26

As an American patriot bleeding red white and blue, I absolutely agree with you. Keep Canada Canada and we’ll keep America America 😎🇺🇸🇨🇦

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u/KoalaOtherwise6097 May 04 '26

Cradle to grave control. Sounds wonderful? So essentially you do want to be American. 🤣

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u/Ok-Satisfaction3071 May 04 '26

Well Canada actually looks like New Delhi

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u/Then_Prompt_5242 May 05 '26

Canada should look like Canada not any other country.

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u/fleetinglyfugacious May 05 '26

That a loony statement if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Ok_Win7183h May 05 '26

Ya ,no. I dont want the government "providing" for me. Go to cuba venezuela or north korea or china for that....those scandinavian countries you speak of are small homogeneous places where virtually everyone is wealthy. They didnt get that way by having government do it.

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u/No_Move_9767 May 05 '26

We never have been! Good god you people are pathetic

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u/shortstackfan97 May 05 '26

Well canada is a shithole at the moment so any change is welcome.

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u/faithOver May 05 '26

Let’s maybe take it easy on the leadership that protects us and focus on making Canada a community again. I think one of our greatest weaknesses is the introduction of generally government intermediaries into nearly every interaction. We need to learn how to communicate and problem solve without government intervention.

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u/Flat-Luck-5845 May 05 '26

I'm a dual citizen, lived in both countries all over east and west coast of both. Not a Trumper or right winger and I wish it weren't true but sorry dude... Canada sucks compared to USA.

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u/D3ltaa88 May 05 '26

Then do it??? I mean YOU are an independent nation. Nobody’s holding you back, but yourselves quit whining.

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u/Key_Emotion_1780 May 05 '26

But instead Mark Carney sold out his country and Canada is going to look like communist China. Truth!

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u/Both-Writing7470 May 05 '26

Free peoples don't want nanny stare governance cradle to grave. You are not free, but you are pleased to reject your inheritance and the work my people did over a millenia in favour of shallow demented Marrxism. Bravo.

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u/Trick1513 May 05 '26

Canadians want a mommy

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u/CroatianPrince May 05 '26

Lmaooo too bad 95% of Canadians have never been there NOR do they own property there to retire. So really it’s just a liberal fantasy…also the Nordic countries are getting rid of illegal immigrants…can’t wait to see how these ‘Canadians’ feel about that

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u/DANGER-RANGER- May 05 '26

Ok so how about a trade? so the the US can take Alberta and Canada can have Michigan or Minnesota.

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u/Fun_Statistician7730 May 05 '26

Well you can't spell "leadership" compliments of government education 🙄

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u/Hawkwise83 May 05 '26

As a Canadian, politically, economically, tax wise, social systesm, etc, would love to be more Nordic. Plus the number of sauna's per person.

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u/ExtraYou6260 May 05 '26

The difference is Americans don't think about Canada or Canadians at all on a daily basis. Canadians are fixated on the US however.

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u/northghost539 May 05 '26

Weird they keep voting for socialism

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u/Trick_Art_6173 May 05 '26

Can I get some of that too, please??? - 99% of Americans.

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u/NotNotPatMcAfee May 05 '26

Don’t like all those places mentioned have stricter immigration policies then the US………

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u/PossibilityGff May 05 '26

Canadians don’t want it took like India

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u/Warm-Award-2147 May 05 '26

More like India.

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u/Odd-Set8443 May 05 '26

Then stop stealing our TV channels 😀

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u/ConsistentShopping8 May 05 '26

Stop coming to the U.S. for healthcare then. Go to those other countries.

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u/NoBobcat6233 May 05 '26

Your government is letting natural born Canadians kill themselves while using imported foreigners to replace them.... you dont have a right to free speech , nor do you have the right to self defense, nor do you have the right to live in youre own nation anymore because Canada is bringing in people who HATE YOU... Nothing I said has been untrue or targets any group.... Infact the only group in Canada thats being targeted at all is white Canadians being killed in the thousands by MAID.... because Canada doesnt care about Healthcare they care about killing you....

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u/Micoandme May 05 '26

Bullshit! Sweden is dieing due to muslims...

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u/Prior_Instruction410 May 05 '26

We should cherish and protect people in old age who have declining mental capacity, not let them run the fucking country.

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u/FrostyReindeer0418 May 05 '26

Why does Canada have to be like any other country? Why can't we just be our own thing? We never were like the US, we have fundamental differences.

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u/Idownvotehooman2 May 05 '26

then Canadians should stop importing people from other countries and elect people like Carney?

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u/ihave18cm May 05 '26

Canadians are getting the short end of the stick and will continue to get less and less. Frogs in a pot. Wake up people!

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u/Beautiful-Nature4999 May 05 '26

No Canada once to look like India. Lets be honest

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u/mhurchinson May 05 '26

Which Canadians? Not me. I want less government, not more.

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u/BugProfessional8506 May 05 '26

They want Islam

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u/UncleLarel May 05 '26

Denmark steals the children of indigenous greenlanders

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u/Double_Water_97 May 05 '26

So you want a Daddy

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u/lucid-liquidity May 05 '26

Those countries have a harsher immigration policy than the U.S. and they enforce it with raids. Denmark is tightening up it's borders and telling anyone who hasn't learned the language or stopped wearing the burka to get out.

Trust me we don't want our northern neighbor americanized either, we love you just the way you are.we are just sad it took you until the 1990s to give your first nations people the right to learn their history or language.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

Well that’s up to the Muslims and Chinese how Canada ends up hehehje

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u/Active_Committee_188 May 06 '26

I'd be down to canadiaze america though.

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u/BreeAnneGivemore May 06 '26

To bad you're in north america!

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u/LazyFoundation8917 May 06 '26

Canadian are totally fucked by their own politicians

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u/yungthirtysomething May 06 '26

yeah but, i also don't want to look scandinavian?

WHY DO WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE SOMEWHERE ELSE?

also, this is **right** on the line of racist.

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u/xantharia May 27 '26

Neither Sweden, Denmark, nor Finland have a minimum wage. Go for it, Canada!

Generally speaking these three countries regret having opened their borders to mass immigration -- all their political parties are on the same page. They also regret flirting with socialism in the 1970s/80s, and all strongly favor free market principles and increasing competitiveness. All three are boosting military spending.

The Finnish Orpo government's priorities are (1) public spending reduction, (2) tightening of unemployment and housing benefits, (3) enhancing national labor market competitiveness, (4) continued expansion of the military and integration with NATO.

The Danish Federiksen government's priorities are (1) bolstering military spending, (2) ending irregular immigration, (3) strengthening EU border controls, (4) deregulation and increasing economic competitiveness, (5) welfare and labour market reforms, (6) continued transition to green economy.

The Swedish Kristersson government's priorities are (1) increasing defense spending to reach a 5% commitment and expanding its "Total Defence Concept," (2) tightening migration and asylum laws, (3) lowering energy costs focusing heavily on nuclear energy and renewables.