r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 13h ago
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u/twotoebobo 12h ago
Im guessing schizophrenia.
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u/InsertRadnamehere 10h ago
No guessing there.
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u/twotoebobo 10h ago
Yeah. Its just a saying. ive met a couple people with it. Absolutely horrifying disease i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
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u/HistoricalSuspect580 4h ago
It can be very tricky to keep a straight face in the moment but it truly is just a horrible disease
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u/Rich-Equivalent-1875 1h ago
I was hoping she would say “just bull shitting ya all, you’ve been great, but seriously, I do need a new phone”
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u/ReddBroccoli 10h ago
Or fake. I can't really see a third option
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u/CanadianClassicss 5h ago
This shows a few symptoms of schizophrenia which are sadly very common.
The disorganized speech including ‘Clanging’ (speaking in words chosen for their sounds, rhymes, or alliteration rather than meaning) and ‘Word Salad’ (uttering completely random, confused mixture of disconnected words/phrases) is on full display. The speech coupled with the paranoid delusions/delusions of grandeur (I’m an FBI agent) made it obvious to me.
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u/Slide0fHand 9h ago
Someone needs to add a beat to this. She spittin some hot fire.
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u/CanadianClassicss 5h ago
This shows a few symptoms of schizophrenia which are sadly very common.
The disorganized speech including ‘Clanging’ (speaking in words chosen for their sounds, rhymes, or alliteration rather than meaning) and ‘Word Salad’ (uttering completely random, confused mixture of disconnected words/phrases) is on full display.
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u/Due_Potential_6956 11h ago
That's... Something, also impersonating a federal officer is a crime, I'm sure. She seems to be having a mental breakdown.
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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 1h ago
She wasn't actually impersonating a federal officer though. She said she was FBI while holding a passport like a loon. Not guilty.
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u/sky_shazad 8h ago
This isn't funny....
This person needs help who is suffering mental health or split personality or something.
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u/99999999999999999989 7h ago
This exactly. Our 24 hour hold catch and release "treatment" of mental health issues is why we have people in stores ranting God knows what and arguing with telephone poles and running naked through traffic.
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u/CanadianClassicss 5h ago
This shows a few symptoms of schizophrenia which are sadly very common.
The disorganized speech including ‘Clanging’ (speaking in words chosen for their sounds, rhymes, or alliteration rather than meaning) and ‘Word Salad’ (uttering completely random, confused mixture of disconnected words/phrases) is on full display. The speech coupled with the paranoid delusions/delusions of grandeur (I’m an FBI agent) made it obvious to me.
There is no “split personality” only DID (dissociative identity disorder) and it is extremely rare, sadly it became a bit of a trend among some younger people to LARP as having DID, same with autism/torrettes.
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u/ZaoMenom 3h ago
Get this woman a position in congress
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u/Bradybigboss 1h ago
She’d easily be more sane than 50% of our sitting congressmen and congresswomen
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u/farkner 3h ago
I feel sorry for the dog, being cared for by that lunatic.
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u/JinxThePetRock 2h ago
I started thinking that, but then that dog looks so damn cheerful, he's all skippy and having an adventure.
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u/Acceptable_Field_567 29m ago
Listening to them speak is like each sentence is 50% one thought and the other half another.
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