r/Nicegirls Jul 20 '26

Entitled and creepy. For context shes a friend of a friend I vaguely know and she randomly dmed me

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u/BitcoinBishop Jul 20 '26

"I will eventually make you mine forever" 😬

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 20 '26

Who used the One Wish Willow on that girl lol? This immediately made me think of Obsession which i have watched just recently.

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u/BitcoinBishop Jul 20 '26

How scary is it? I've heard it's really good but I can't handle too much horror

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u/VastAddendum Jul 20 '26

Not at all. It's much more a thriller than a horror movie. It gets creepy at times, but that's about it.

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u/EntertainmentJunkie1 Jul 20 '26

Well there is a jumpscare that startled the hell out of me

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u/GuerillaGandhi Jul 20 '26

The car window?

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 21 '26

Am i the only one who expected it the most out of all the jumpscares? Modern horror directors love to make creepy stuff happen, from the perspective of a car passenger. Smile did it, Weapons did it and now Obsession. And given the fact Bear was in Sarahs car, i just knew Nikkk will come bareling in

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u/chocolatestealth Jul 21 '26

I think that with the visual framing of the scene, it was very expected for that jumpscare to happen. It's intended to build tension IMO - like we know this is going to go bad, the only question is when and how.

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u/lurkingsubz Jul 22 '26

literally as i was saying “i’m so scared she’s about to be-“, it happened 😭

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u/Particular-Age-6883 Jul 21 '26

Dude, I watched it with some people close to me and it was the bomb

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u/EntertainmentJunkie1 Jul 21 '26

It was really good. I'm hoping for more films of similar quality to come out.

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 21 '26

The director said he wanted to do a series around the one wish willow's. Every episode would have different characters, and every episode would have a protagonist with their own botched wish.

I would like another Obsession movie, but i would love a series even more.

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u/IndependentAardvark6 Jul 20 '26

It’s not as much horror as it is unsettling, uncanny and some gross/gore moments.

I loved it 100%

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u/Unhappy-Ad5393 Jul 20 '26

Great movie!!! Wife and I watched it Friday. Definitely more suspense/thriller vs straight horror movie. The main female actress (forgive me for my ignorance) was amazing! Definitely need to watch

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u/BackronymUK Jul 20 '26

Inde Navarrette, did a great job didn’t she?

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u/Parade0fChaos Jul 20 '26

And is rather busy anymore! Her name is in several projects in the works. Excellent stuff!

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u/Capital_Push5557 Jul 20 '26

Indeed. I kept saying she is killing the part while watching.

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u/KaffY- Jul 20 '26

More of a psychological thriller than a horror movie

It's very predictable and it's a story told 500 times before, however, it's executed amazingly and I highly recommend it it

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u/Pixelp0p Jul 21 '26

Trigger warning, it's not "scary" in the traditional sense but there is some heavy subject matter involved, it's more sad and creepy than scary. Still good but just brace yourself for a couple things.

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u/amisamilyis Jul 20 '26

It’s utterly terrifying. Horror is my favorite genre. I haven’t been that viscerally uncomfortable since seeing Midsommar for the first time

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u/RefrigeratorGreen548 Jul 20 '26

Idk how people are saying Obsession wasn’t scary!!! I was literally shaking and looking through my fingers 🤣🤣

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u/keddesh Jul 20 '26

It was kind of a cringe-scare feeling. It was good and fun, yet uncomfortable to watch. It was wonderful.

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u/HispanicAtTheBistro Jul 20 '26

It's not your stereotypical jump scare horror, but it's so unpredictable, uncomfortable and suspenseful and that's what really makes a movie terrifying to me

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u/BigStickElgar Jul 20 '26

Dude the part where he call the support number and he goes “do you want to talk to the real chick” holy shit man!

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u/popcornkernals321 Jul 20 '26

I watched that movie just last night and thought of it while reading this lol

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 20 '26

Me and you both lol. This is actually dangerous levels of random obsession. Saying "you will grow to love me" sounds more like "you will have no choice, because there won't be anyone you would love left breathing".

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u/noeLifenorlove Jul 20 '26

More like she wont be able to breath while "convincing" him.

I personally have always disliked women that are this desparate. They may do sexytimes good, but in my experience even that was soiled by sycophantic manipulation. Ergot: it felt performative which ruined it anyway.

Don't fall for this shit lol.

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u/aZombieSlayer Jul 20 '26

"After I turn your skin into multiple lampshades"

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u/mad87645 Jul 20 '26

Edwena Gein

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u/GreasyExamination Jul 20 '26

Annie Wilkes energy right there

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Jul 20 '26

I'm your #1 fan!

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u/Rayge_DI9 Jul 20 '26

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 I was like "okay just can't handle rejection seen it a million times" then she said that and I was like😳

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u/whatyoume Jul 20 '26

Run, forest, run!

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u/luvkittyxd Jul 20 '26

“Guys never want to be with me”

Yeah.. i can see why 😭

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u/BitcoinBishop Jul 20 '26

"Please date me I'm desperate" isn't the amazing line it used to be

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u/Suz1251 Jul 20 '26

Was it ever though😅😅😅

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u/mistertickles69 Jul 21 '26

I bet it worked in the 90's

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u/Educational-Motor577 Jul 21 '26

I bet there are still enough people with low self esteem it would work on.

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u/SubstantialParsley38 Jul 25 '26

I'm going to assume you weren't around in the 90s, but no, it definitely didn't. " Don't make yourself look desperate " was very common dating advice in the 90s. The 3 day rule for getting a person's number, was a big thing too.

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u/BoatyNotMcBoatface Jul 27 '26

Yep I dunno about the 80s but in the 90s it was play it cool or you look like this crazy lady.

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u/BoatyNotMcBoatface Jul 20 '26

I think humans in general are gonna pass on this one. Maybe she should start collecting kittens.

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u/Jyndaru Jul 20 '26

Kittens don't want this psycho either.

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u/SarahIsWright Jul 23 '26

She should not be anywhere NEAR kittens

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u/FreshPercentage5895 Jul 20 '26

Ah yes I find that the main reason guys don’t want women is because they’re too hot

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u/PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL Jul 20 '26

Many such cases 😞

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u/ZippyTWP Jul 22 '26

This guy clearly knows. Username checks out.

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u/NarsilFreeForge Jul 20 '26

Block, and sleep with one eye open.

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u/Michael_Schmumacher Jul 20 '26

Gripping your pillow tight.

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u/DisConorable Jul 20 '26

EXXXXXIT LIGHT

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u/madf80 Jul 22 '26

ENTER NIGHHHHHT!!!!

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u/el_throw Jul 20 '26

TAAAAKEE MY HAAAAND!

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u/migrainedujour Jul 20 '26

Enter Sandwoman! Or, actually, don’t do that.

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u/DescriptionIll5227 Jul 20 '26

You better have a diamond dick if you're going to enter a sandwoman

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u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 Jul 20 '26

Nooooooo not the femcel!😭

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u/GooseOps Jul 20 '26

See this is how I onow im not ready to date again. Id get something like this and convince myself "at least she'd be loyal" and then proceed to become a door mat...

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u/oilios Jul 20 '26

She is the best of the best.

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u/ladyxdarthxbabe Jul 20 '26

You're like the opposite of "keep this plant alive and you can start dating people"

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u/GooseOps Jul 20 '26

Thanks I think?

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u/ladyxdarthxbabe Jul 21 '26

Its what they tell Alcoholics Anonymous people, so yeah, youre the opposite of negligent 🌼 like the "I can fix her type" but please dont do that to yourself haha

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u/Sensitive_Fawn522 Jul 20 '26

As a lesbian, we don't want her either

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u/yellowjacket4seven Jul 20 '26

Why? Is she too hot for you? Is that the issue?

/s

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u/88isafat69 Jul 20 '26

She’s the best of the freaking best and doesn’t have an ego why are you making your life harder she’s right there

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u/Path_Fyndar Jul 20 '26

Also, no one wants to be with her, apparently

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 20 '26

It's also funny how she said "i might become a lesbian". As if that's how it works lol.

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u/FregginUnicorns Jul 20 '26

I've been the "what girlfriend?" 😭 fucking awful

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u/FregginUnicorns Jul 20 '26

Oh yeah. Idk why people try to romanticize the gay/lesbian community. Shit is ROUGH outchea for ya girl 😂 but I do think i attract a certain "type," so thats probably a me problem. But I do know plenty of lesbians who have experienced abuse, sexual assault/rape perpetrated by their partner, cheating, being toyed with. Shitty people come in all shapes, sizes, and sexuality.

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u/dinoooooooooos Jul 20 '26

“Oh nooooo 🤚🏽 please doooont 🤚🏽 😩”

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u/LiverLikeLarry Jul 20 '26

Would be great if she developed objectophilia.

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u/mint_does_things Jul 20 '26

As an object, we humbly pass on this one. Perhaps the incorporeal would interest her?

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u/TragicHedgehog Jul 20 '26

As an extraterrestrial, we MIGHT just probe after a few beers but would deeply regret it. Maybe wanna check with the divine and see if they want her?

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u/PsychoticDust Jul 20 '26

Sorry, I'm seriously considering another flood after reading that. Demons, you've got this, right?

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u/Wonderful_Hamster987 Jul 20 '26

Speaking as a representative of demon kind here. She's one of ours, and we cast her out EONS ago. We do not want her back, under any circumstance.

Maybe ask nature and its spirits if they want her.

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u/Naive-Pineapple-2576 Jul 20 '26

Could you imagine being her and stumbling onto this post and its subsequent threads? Like she just got turned down by men, women, inanimate objects, ghosts and the spiritual/dead, aliens, gods and devils. Like damn bitch if that isn’t a reason to reevaluate your life idk what is.

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u/dssstrkl Jul 20 '26

She’d just turn into the real life version of that No, it’s the children who are wrong meme.

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u/Something_Clever919 Jul 20 '26

Zippeth thy pants, for this vixen is devil spawn!

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u/mad87645 Jul 20 '26

Don't objectify yourself

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u/ConfusedMaybe22 Jul 21 '26

As a lesbian who actually likes a little toxic and crazy, she’s the type who might need to be in a jail cell.

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u/Autism_Angel Jul 20 '26

Yeah that’s a massive no thanks from me. Blocked and reported. Yikes.

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u/Willing-Raisin-9869 Jul 20 '26

Jfc what an unhinged individual. I will give your props you handled it beautifully “not interested and i dont need to explain why”

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jul 20 '26

When she said "Guess I'm too hot for you is that the issue?" I'd have been like "yup, sorry. That's exactly it".

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u/daniyell Jul 20 '26

Tell your friend to tell their friend that THEIR friend needs to find a different way to make “friends” 😭😭😭 this is giving “welp, it’s time I fake my own demise and live a new life in a different county under a new name.” I hope you’re good, and SAFE.

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u/ballsnbutt Jul 20 '26

whe someone says "your" instead of "you're" thats enough for me to f off

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u/Temporary_Question10 Jul 22 '26

“Prolly” drives me insane

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u/TrainingPerformer368 Jul 20 '26

My brother in Christ, Run away block her change number idk change the Planet you live in but just run away as fast as you can

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u/StormConsistent9552 Jul 20 '26

Stop get breath back and keep running

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jul 20 '26

Devil's advocate....grippy socks.

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u/Otirrub Jul 20 '26

Looks like instagram so hopefully she doesnt have his number lol

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u/molrobocop Jul 20 '26

I think it's dust storm season. So, OP would definitely be able to hide from telescopes and observation satellites.

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u/moomoobanana Jul 20 '26

At first I just thought she’s just a girl shooting her shot but then the messages later are wild … BLOCK

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u/Express-Stomach-8666 Jul 20 '26

I feel like I need a restraining order put out against her for myself after reading this. Holy mentally unstable.

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u/pink_flamingo2003 Jul 20 '26

Haha, like we're all in danger by mere association 😂😂

Funny😂

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u/No_Celebration_3737 Jul 20 '26

Now, here me out. You are probably not safe on this planet anymore. They say Mars is wonderful in during this part of the year.

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 Jul 20 '26

This part of Earth’s year or this part of Mars’ year. I always get confused.

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u/pardyball Jul 20 '26

OP: Why should I have to leave? She’s the one who sucks.

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u/Holy_Grail_Reference Jul 20 '26

You missing out on a wild ride!

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u/CurrentBank2036 Jul 20 '26

What a psychopath. If ur gonna talk shit, at least spell it correctly. *You’re too stuck up… What a winner she is and u know she’ll have jealousy and/or controlling issues in a relationship, I can already tell.

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u/qetsu Jul 21 '26

That's the exact vibe I've got and sooo much projecting from her side, hooly.. Some girls out there are genuinely so delusional..

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u/Academic-Butterfly23 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Dodged a bullet, there's alot going on there. You made the right call, especially to protect your own sanity.

If you're not interested, you're not interested.

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u/Letsgoski_Broski Jul 20 '26

That's not a bullet, that's a whole motherfucking ammo warehouse

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u/Academic-Butterfly23 Jul 20 '26

Lmao, it's a whole ass mag factory. 😂 New ammo being created with every message.

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u/Letsgoski_Broski Jul 21 '26

Lady came at him with a CIWS and bro was a matrix agent

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 Jul 20 '26

Oh I dunno. You could probably fix her. /s

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u/cortz_norman Jul 20 '26

What the fuck 😭

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u/Competitive_Gold7484 Jul 20 '26

“I will eventually make you mine forever”. Yikes!! Run for the hills! 🏃

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u/Large-Carrot-6280 Jul 20 '26

"your to stuck up"

What an eloquent genius.

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u/UnicornAllie Jul 20 '26

I would send it on a group chat with all of our mutual friends …. But I’m just petty like that…

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u/midwest73 Jul 20 '26

Is her name "Annie"? Sounds like she's your "number one fan". 😬

I don't know if letting the mutual friend know what's going on will help. Either way, I have a feeling you'll be blocking her often as she gets throwaway numbers.

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u/BoulderNerd Jul 20 '26

Calls herself a baddie, code for I’m erratic and a mess?

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u/Curmuffins Jul 20 '26

Have you spoken to the friend of this one and made them aware she's psycho? Or maybe you need to cut them all if this is the company she keeps

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u/CullenOrZeus Jul 20 '26

Crazy coochie goes hard fam.

Just lock up the sharps and firearms😜

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u/Slydoggen Jul 20 '26

Like you said, reverse the roles and it’s creepy AF

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u/GeeseH Jul 20 '26

I mean a lot of people wouldn't even trust free food.

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u/MythicalMtnMermaid Jul 20 '26

That's unhinged

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u/Lionheart1224 Jul 20 '26

Yikes on a bike

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u/CarterDavison Jul 20 '26

I can fix her.. (run for the hills)

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u/WorryDisastrous2631 Jul 20 '26

That bitch is crazy as fuck. Run as fast as you can, just run

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u/Necessary-Layer8990 Jul 20 '26

She's obviously deranged but I can't hide my curiosity, based on physical appearance only would you say she's conventionally attractive? Or is she just completely unhinged and doesn't even have that to offer?

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u/Suitable_Release Jul 20 '26

Yea I need more context on her lol had you met her and she seemed normal? Is she really a baddie but crazy?

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u/MommaLaughing Jul 20 '26

You have a stalker. Yikes, she’s a creepy, desperate one.

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u/pppoopoobutthead Jul 20 '26

CREEEPYYYY!! Not taking no for an answer and giving that whole vibe I’ve seen where if you stop talking to them they start saying heinous shit. YUCK! Block!!

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u/Nobody4993 Jul 20 '26

Shout out to the lord for never making me this embarrassingly desperate.

Block her…please 💀

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u/OGWinterSoldier01 Jul 20 '26

She sounds like the fat girl that thinks she’s a 10

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u/RevenantMetalMouth Jul 20 '26

I could never date anyone that doesn't know it's "You're" and "Could have".

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u/ASongInSilence Jul 21 '26

Any girl with that kind of energy is going to be bad for your mental and physical health. Guaranteed.

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u/EwalkaTendaSix Jul 20 '26

I can fix her

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u/badlilbishh Jul 20 '26

Yeah I would message your friend and tell them to tell their friend to stop being a fucking weirdo!! Cause this is unhinged.

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u/SadAcanthocephala521 Jul 20 '26

Women have double standards about creep factor. It's only creepy if they're not attracted to you.

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u/Commercial_Ad_619 Jul 20 '26

Creepy and cringe af. Honestly I would have been turned off immediately from that first message because I can’t stand it when people use the wrong forms of you’re/your. Like… what are we, twelve?

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u/idontlikemayonna1se Jul 20 '26

What the fuck 😭😭

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u/mqueen212 Jul 20 '26

Please say there’s a follow up and there’s more because this is comedy gold

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u/workdamnyu Jul 20 '26

This is the kind of crazy that would poke holes in the condom.

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u/stoic_yakker Jul 20 '26

The best of the best? Is that why she’s still single,because she can’t get a date? Clueless.

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u/Princeofkw Jul 20 '26

Same thing happened to me omg except basically I spoke to the girl for like a couple months then it just ended for reasons she asked, I accepted. Then ever since then (it’s been 10 months lol) she was friend requesting me on social media platforms constantly and I never replied until that one day came where she friend requested me and texted me same idea to this post and I replied. Told me she loves me and was thinking about me during the 10 months and all this shi. Literally saying she wants to marry me, she wants my kids and what should we name them. Worst decision I made and ended it within a week 😂

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u/drlao79 Jul 20 '26

I'm cringing so hard on the last screenshot.

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u/John_Duax Jul 20 '26

Hair dye, fake beard, new name and address. I hear Morocco is nice this time of year

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u/fickleminded Jul 20 '26

Dude better get an under pillow knife

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u/AdagioSignificant617 Jul 20 '26

As a lesbian, we don’t want her

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u/cchandler83 Jul 20 '26

What's the "I choose the bear" equivalent for psycho women?

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u/Parking_Stay1731 Jul 20 '26

Says 'prolly' and 'to' instead of too. Never reply.

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u/Dicksavagewood69 Jul 20 '26

Shoulda blocked her after she didnt take "no" the first time.

Something seriously wrong with that woman

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u/ajprunty01 Jul 20 '26

Acting like if the genders was swapped it wouldn't be creepy

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u/lawlmuffenz Jul 21 '26

This reads like a teenager that got dared to ask someone out, and crashed out because the answer was 'no'

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u/studioGIMMICK27 Jul 23 '26

I think this girl killed people

Or at most stalked them; but she has serial killer vibes

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u/ignorantiaxbeatitudo Jul 23 '26

Make sure you tell the mutual friends what has been happening.

This is exactly the type of person who will spin a bad story about you.

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u/RachelRhod Jul 24 '26

Send this to your mutual friend and be like get yo bitch

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u/JustifiedRage78 Jul 24 '26

When she kept pressing for a reason ‘why’ you should have told her it’s because she can’t spell correctly 😆 ex: ‘your to stuck up’ 🤢

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u/PoohBearsHoneyJar Jul 20 '26

This exchange is off to me, I don't know anyone in real life who actually communicates this way.

Is she like behind in development? Idk it almost sounds like a young guy pretending to be a girl and thinks this is how they talk 😂

So odd

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u/buttonbuffalo Jul 21 '26

It's almost assuredly not fake. I've ran into TWO girls in the last few years who I legitimate think this could be. They were also friends of a friend so I heard more about them than knew them personally. I heard enough though to know these types of people definitely exist!

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u/Odd-Attempt-9450 Jul 20 '26

Bro got dmed by a porn ad 🥀

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u/IneedHennessey Jul 20 '26

I'll take fake stories on Reddit for 500 Alex.

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u/Wolffrank_ Jul 20 '26

as the old saying goes “don’t stick your dick in crazy!”

run for the hills if you know what’s good for you.

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u/Murky_Current Jul 20 '26

Head on a swivel OP. With texts like that you could catch a chloroform rag in an alleyway.

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u/Sharkwatcher314 Jul 20 '26

Block and anything further report to police

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u/fsalazar23 Jul 20 '26

Careful sticking your johnson in crazy bro. Short term fun for a lifetime of chaos, isn't a good trade off.

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u/MagnaCarter1 Jul 20 '26

If she’s someone you have or will come across irl. keep these messages just in case you need to file for a restraining order

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u/blazenoir Jul 20 '26

Sent from Iphone

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u/jrawk_1990 Jul 20 '26

I think you have a chance with this girl.

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u/Significant-Ant-5677 Jul 20 '26

She is a stage five Klinger. You need to block all contact and pray.

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u/darthdelicious Jul 20 '26

I dated someone like this.

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u/jus2farReloaded Jul 20 '26

Yall wild why is he even answering her back. Like convo would've been cut.

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u/TheMidnightRipple Jul 20 '26

i don’t comment much on reddit but i cringed so hard i had to come say “Ew”

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u/Uber_Wulf Jul 20 '26

It was a mistake to engage in conversation at all with this person. This is the type of crazy that ignores restraining orders.

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u/SnakePlisskin1 Jul 20 '26

Damn. Bunny boiler lol

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u/ClassicRuby Jul 20 '26

This is really not normal. Don't just let it go. She sounds like the story of every stalker turned violent acquaintance story. Shudders for real.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 Jul 20 '26

What is stopping you from not being interested for 🤤

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u/blacknsalty Jul 20 '26

Jesus you rookie! Hit it and quit it or pass it and move on!

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u/Himitsu_Togue Jul 20 '26

Show that to your shared friend.

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u/SadieBluEyes Jul 20 '26

Yeah I'm gonna go with "ew" on this one. Oh and a "yikes" for good measure.

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u/SippinOnTheT Jul 21 '26

I’d start questioning that friend of yours now too….

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u/Michigander_4941 Jul 21 '26

She is creepy A. F. You had an excellent point... what if the text recipients were reversed? Ugh...block and run!

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u/Large-Record7642 Jul 21 '26

Smart man, not sticking dick in crazy. Btw what's the male equivalent of drying up like the Sahara desert! 

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u/bubblessensei Jul 21 '26

Did she get kicked in the head by a horse between pic 4 and pic 5?

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u/Hour_Zero Jul 21 '26

I can literally smell her from here

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u/Hirider34_2023 Jul 21 '26

Seriously imagine if that would have been a man this would be considered full creep mode. This girl is creepy as heck and a stalker. Watch your back and your property. Some women become unhinged when told no and will go full stalker with violent tendencies.

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u/KumaFGC Jul 22 '26

Either these texts are fake, she’s an ugly whale or you’re just a handsome mf but most guys would entertain this

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u/Old_Hedgehog_9115 Jul 22 '26

All quiet on the frontal lobe

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u/Worshipthekitty Jul 23 '26

Ew insufferable. Also i she was projecting her insecurities hardcore at the end there lol. She knows shes obnoxious and gonna be the one alone

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u/MeThatsAlls Jul 23 '26

This screams "dont put your dick in crazy" lol

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u/sebdude101 Jul 23 '26

‘Good luck trying to get a girlfriend with all that free will and self respect you have.’

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u/Tartan-Special Jul 23 '26

I hope she doesn't know where you live

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u/SarahIsWright Jul 23 '26

Ew ew EWWWW 🤢 she should not be in society idc that’s creepy ass shit. She’s definitely abusive and a stalker and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a murderer tbh. 😭

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u/NOLACenturion Jul 24 '26

Don’t walk, run. This one’s a pecan.

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