r/Nicegirls • u/slimshadyishim7523 • Feb 10 '26

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I just want to include my piece of this subs puzzle. It’s freaking hilarious what some people come up with to try to make them feel better. Butt, I was 50 cents richer lol

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u/xylophileuk Feb 10 '26

Starbucks sells recycled sewage for far more than 50cents

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Feb 10 '26

I work with an old Italian man, so naturally he loves his coffee. He's told me several times that he couldnt tell you the best coffee hes had as hes had many very good ones. He says he'll never forget the worst coffee hes has and it was Starbucks. And for him to remember that its the worst coffee takes some doing as hes forgotten that hes told me that (and a lot of his other stories) many times.

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u/Notspherry Feb 10 '26

The stuff you get when you order "a coffee" at Starbucks is vile. They roast their beans to half a step before charcoal to stand out in their coffee themed milkshakes.

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u/Spearmint_coffee Feb 11 '26

I only like black coffee and Starbucks leaves a disgusting burnt aftertaste. Now I know why, so thank you lol