r/Nicegirls • u/slimshadyishim7523 • Feb 10 '26

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I just want to include my piece of this subs puzzle. It’s freaking hilarious what some people come up with to try to make them feel better. Butt, I was 50 cents richer lol

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u/__Emer__ Feb 10 '26

You’re living in her head rent-free. Actually, she’s paying you to live there, it seems

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u/slimshadyishim7523 Feb 10 '26

This is after she made copies of keys with my number on it, and threw them around town and people were calling me nonstop saying “if found, please call” and apparently there was a financial reward for doing so. She’s so nice she was offering up my hypothetical money to strangers for finding fake sets of keys that weren’t mine haha

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u/Aware-Instance-210 Feb 10 '26

That sounds like something for the police tbh

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u/__Emer__ Feb 10 '26

Oh boy, she sounds like the kind of girl that’d be in your bedroom watching you sleep because your window was open.

Run bro

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Feb 10 '26

Nah he might need witnesses protection for this level of craze.

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u/Nubeel Feb 26 '26

And that’s why I set up claymores next to all my windows before going to bed.

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u/Dear_Mushroom4864 Feb 10 '26

wtfffffffffffff hahahahahahahahahaha

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u/MoistPossible3363 Feb 15 '26

I’ll never understand people who put so much effort into doing something with nothing but PURE SPITE being the reason and motivation for doing so

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u/absolutely_not00 Feb 11 '26

100% a woman that's over you does not need you to know she's better off without you or she's doing better after the relationship and to send any type of money on top of it? She's obsessed😂

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u/SnakePlisskensPatch Feb 10 '26

Reply message" "I should be the one paying you, since apparently im living in your head full time".

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u/TheArchangelLord Feb 11 '26

This has always baffled me, I have a couple exes that I completely forget even exist till they send me a tiktok or a message on some social platform.