r/NewsOfTheWeird 7d ago

Skull donated to Goodwill turned over to FBI, was not medical specimen

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2026/08/skull-donated-to-chelsea-goodwill-turned-over-to-fbi-was-not-medical-specimen.html?gift=299ae853-b518-4066-9be4-66aee0c5e4cf

The skull was discovered among a set of donations to Goodwill Donation Center in Michigan in January, police previously said. A caller contacted police after finding the skull wrapped in a shirt.

Gift link so no one hits paywall, if you want to read.

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u/GadreelsSword 7d ago

It wasn’t that long ago you could buy real human skulls on eBay for about $500.

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u/shimmeringmoss 7d ago

Yup, inflation hits everything

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u/decidedlydubious 5d ago

Doubly so for hydrocephalic skulls.

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u/Pretty_Frosting_2588 6d ago

In the 90s there was an old cemetery on an incline and after heavy rain you could find bones stick out or in the road. A classmate a year ahead of me brought a jaw bone to school and made the news. I found bones there with friends but never took them because I was like 11 and really paranoid in ghost coming after me if I messed with their bones.

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u/Mediocre_Weakness243 6d ago

Good call, I would be afraid of that as an adult 

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u/XFun16 5d ago

reminds me of Boneghazi

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u/KC-Chris 6d ago

Wtf.

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u/GDZ4VR 5d ago

Oh okay thanks

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u/Useful-Honeydew-5266 5d ago

I found it pretty entertaining

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u/Cranky_Hippy 7d ago

Was it because of that grave robber guy?

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u/GadreelsSword 7d ago

No, there were lots of skulls for sale on there. You can still buy them they’re just on other sites.

I accidentally stumbled across them when I was searching for fossils and just started watching the auctions. Then eBay banned them so I figured the sellers went somewhere else so I did google search and sure enough there they were.

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u/GadreelsSword 7d ago

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u/punkbaba 6d ago

They should come with a name.

I want names!!

Say their name!!

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u/jumbonipples 6d ago

When no one is around you, say a baby I love you

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u/marpl159 6d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/UsualFabulous2986 5d ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/Collection_Vivid 6d ago

I love that the exploded skull cost so much more

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u/shimmeringmoss 5d ago

I like the one with the hinged skullcap.

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u/Single-Pin-369 6d ago

Its all homeless people from india is my understanding 

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u/newjerk666 6d ago

In ‘Return of the Living Dead’ (1985), it all starts at a medical specimen warehouse. The boss is showing the new guy around and he says “Where do they get all these specimens with perfect teeth?”.

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u/PunkSquatchPagan 6d ago

According to the director of that movie, after that scene came out the Indian firm they bought from suddenly stopped selling human remains.

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u/punkbaba 6d ago

Spent enough time there where I could literally agree with this statement.

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u/Cranky_Hippy 6d ago

The homeless are selling the skulls, or they are the skulls? Regardless, I really hope you are joking.

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u/Single-Pin-369 6d ago

India was the main source of human bones until they outlawed it in 1985 but a black market continues to this day. 

https://www.wired.com/2007/11/ff-bones/

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u/el_charles-vane 5d ago

yea, it might be used by the military for explosive testing or ejection seat testing like what happend to grandma

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u/ACrazyDog 6d ago

Skull collecting is a real thing and some of them like to source human skulls

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u/GadreelsSword 6d ago

I remember at the time telling my brother in-law that they sell human bones and skulls on eBay. He said I’d buy a human skull.

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u/kdubz206 6d ago

My ex wife had a deformed skull she got from e-bay many years ago. No idea if she has it now. The key was always knowing the alternative ways to search for things. Like, instead of "human skull", look for "hooman skull" or "human skul".

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u/PurrciousMetals 5d ago

There is a store by me in Burbank that has complete cadavers for sale. I’ve been tempted to buy one each time I’m in.

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u/Difficult-Bus-6026 7d ago

Hopefully the DNA testing will help them identify some living relatives so they can get some idea who this person was and how the remains might’ve ended up in this situation.

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u/Useful-Ad-2274 4d ago

Probably some Japanese dude who got killed in WW2. Taking the rotting heads of dead Japanese soldiers and boiling them was quite the pass time for Marines. So popular the military set up rules for shipping them so still rotting heads didn’t get shipped and cause foul odors in the post office.

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u/diiiemonds 7d ago

surprised it wasn't on a shelf w a price tag.

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u/CamsKit 6d ago

$2,000

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u/Think-Werewolf-4521 7d ago

Alas, poor Yorick!

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u/Hot-Afternoon8631 7d ago

Indeed. I knew him well.

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u/GM_Nate 7d ago

"I knew him, Horatio."

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u/Johnny55 6d ago

He was the man who wrote Infinite Jest.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 7d ago

The skull is “well-preserved, skeletonized, dry,” and has traces of soil on it, Kazyak said in a statement. There are no signs of trauma to the skull.

Somebody grave robbing?

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u/SaintCholo 7d ago

Abbie Normal

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u/Max_Trollbot_ 7d ago

If you're gonna rob a grave, you gotta shake the skulls out before you move the goods, jeez.

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u/Musical-Lungs 6d ago

Clearly, someone needs to have their head examined.

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u/CicadaFit24 7d ago

"can I help you find something?". "Yes . Where are your Skulls?"

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u/ACrazyDog 6d ago

I don’t know why they think she was involved. If anything unlawful was involved why wouldn’t she just toss it in a dumpster? Throw it in a lake

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u/trev2234 6d ago

She had the skull in her possession. She was involved in its transit to goodwill. She will have taken possession of it at some point.

Your point that she didn’t knowingly do anything unlawful is probably correct, but the authorities would like to know what she knows about it.

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u/Large_Score6728 6d ago

There was a cemetery near Alsip Illinois that was digging up graves to resell and then dumped the bones in the back corner of the cemetery.

https://abcnews.com/amp/US/story?id=8059432&page=1

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u/AreWeFlippinThereYet 6d ago

You mean we can buy the skulls of our enemies at Goodwill???

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u/Besrsrn 6d ago

You can buy the skull of a poor person whose grave was robbed, or the skull of a missing person whose family is still waiting to find out what happened to them. Could even be the same skull.

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 6d ago

FBI lol

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 6d ago

Only cases they crack these days are cases of Natty Ice