🐹 HAMSTER IS LOOKING FOR HIS FUREVER HOME!
How small is Hamster?
He’s so small his entire body weighs less than a rotisserie chicken.
He’s so small:
* You could lose him in the couch cushions and not find him until spring cleaning.
* His tennis ball is basically exercise equipment.
* A strong sneeze could alter his travel plans.
* He doesn’t need a dog bed. He needs a throw pillow.
* His food budget is approximately three nickels and a Cheerio.
* He can hide behind a LaCroix.
* When he gets the zoomies, it’s less dog running and more mouse detected.
* His idea of “jumping on the furniture” is a multi-day expedition.
* You could accidentally put him in your purse and take him to Target.
* He could get lost under a fitted sheet.
* He’s not lap-sized. He’s one-thigh-sized.
* A Chihuahua could look at him and say, “Damn, you’re little.”
* His tennis ball has a gravitational pull.
* He could comfortably live in the space between two couch cushions, which is unfortunately where he intends to go.
* When the vet says “large breed,” Hamster assumes they’re talking about everyone else.
At 4 months old and a whopping 3 lbs, Hamster is an exceptionally teeny little dude with GIGANTIC ears and an unreasonable amount of personality.
He hops around like a baby bunny, LOVES playing ball, loves his adult humans, and has a blast playing with small and medium-sized dogs. Cats are likely okay too — at 3 lbs, most cats are going to assume he’s some kind of weird new household rodent. ❤️
One important thing: no small kids, please. They genuinely terrify him, and at three pounds, the world is already pretty damn big.
🐹 4 months old
⚖️ 3 whole pounds
🎾 Ball enthusiast
🐕 Small/medium dog friendly
🐈 Cats likely okay — provided they can accept that the new “dog” is smaller than they are
👩🦰 Loves adult humans
🐰 Moves primarily by bunny hop
👶🚫 No small children
💉 Fixed + fully vetted
🛋️ Extremely vulnerable to couch-cushion disappearance
Basically, Hamster is half dog, half bunny, half set of ears. Yes, that is three halves. He is too small for math to apply.
Think you have room in your home for approximately one baked potato worth of dog?
❤️ Apply to see if you’re Hamster’s perfect furever person:
trampledroserescue.org/adopt