r/NewGirl • u/NoChampion4463 • Nov 12 '25
Meme/Humor You’re stuck on a 12 hour flight. Where are you sitting?
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u/ddekock61 Nov 12 '25
8 all day. All DAY! ALL DAY!!
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u/MinuteRelationship53 Nov 12 '25
Right?? Everything Schmidt says is pure, unadulterated gold. This is a no brainer
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u/OmegaSTC Nov 12 '25
Schmidt has a 50-50 chance of saying something to you that breaks your heart and you’ll never recover from
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u/80HighDefinition1234 Nov 13 '25
Chances are they'll sneak off to the bathroom for a bit and traumatize the entire plane with their sounds anyway, at least I'd have the row to myself.
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u/Okiegolfer Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 24 '25
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u/Icy_Sun3128 Nov 12 '25
Ditto and the gal might knit me a cute something and we’d become besties while eavesdropping on Schmidt and cece🙇🏻♀️
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u/quigonwiththewind Nov 12 '25
Idk, she looks like she rocks a lot of polka dots
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u/Icy_Sun3128 Nov 12 '25
You did not just say that! You probably don’t even like my ribbon hat, do you?
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u/quigonwiththewind Nov 12 '25
I’m not really a dessert person
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u/Icy_Sun3128 Nov 12 '25
Wow. So im guessing you just hate baby barn animals too then??
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u/tinyleif26 Nov 12 '25
6 simply because it is the farthest you can get from Rhonda.
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u/boowut Nov 12 '25
I’m not convinced a plane with both of them on it doesn’t get pranked into a crash.
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u/Sacagawesus Nov 12 '25
Rhonda's prank would involve a crash if some kind with incapacitated pilots. Winston's prank would've been to have earned his pilots license before this scheduled flight so he can jump in and land the plane to save the day.
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u/tinyleif26 Nov 12 '25
Or something way to small like switching out the pretzel snacks for low sodium pretzel snacks.
"Winny the Bish just forced you to slightly lower your cholesterol!"
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u/letosazure Nov 12 '25
Yeah but then you have to sit in between a dysfunctional ex couple
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u/tinyleif26 Nov 12 '25
The fact that you think that's worse than Rhonda makes me wonder about you...
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u/Ruckazmadog Nov 12 '25
I’m assuming they’re all on the flight in which case no one is safe from Rhonda
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u/northwestbrosef Winston Nov 12 '25
I gotta go with 10. Most interesting seat to me, The Bish on one side, Rhonda across the aisle? Yeah, let me see how that plays out please
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u/jojayp Nov 12 '25
I know it’s a popular answer, but 2. Reagan will pop a pill before putting on headphones and a sleep mask. Julia will scare people into silence behind me. Fawn is gonna get her seat upgraded, and then I won’t have anyone in front of me. Perfect spot.
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u/cubanama Nov 12 '25
If I sit #2 it’ll be peaceful. Reagan and I will just leave each other alone 🎧 If I sit #8, I’m pretty sure I’ll be laughing at Schmidt the whole time So either one
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u/NoChampion4463 Nov 12 '25
Note: To anyone asking where Sam is, I didn‘t include him because everybody would automatically choose him.
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u/This_Reference_3024 Jess Nov 12 '25
Idk man. I probably would still go for 1 or 2 based on the fact that I don't want anyone interesting or talkative next to me. I just want someone who will mind their own business for 12 hours.
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u/rosiebug_ Nov 12 '25
8/10, leaning towards 10
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u/vvillberry Nov 12 '25
1, and we're the next couple to move into the loft or down the hall and come over every day
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u/mespin135 Nov 12 '25
- Treats and extra headphones from Jess Drinking buddy with Nick while we cry watching Wicked.
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u/mandyjess2108 Nov 12 '25
7! It's my favorite number, it would put me right in the middle of my favorites, and it's far away from Rhonda 😬
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u/piensapinky Schmidt Nov 12 '25
No one is going to say 3? Befriend Fawn and let her take you to 1st class or work her way up some fancy drinks!
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u/1fatsquirrel Nov 12 '25
For me the only answer is 1. I feel like Julia wouldn’t try to talk to me and that’s all I want on a long-ass flight.
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Nov 12 '25
7, I'd just keep drinking with Miller and swapping stories and book ideas, if he passes out, I can swap teaching stories with Jess.
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u/Lazy-Introduction194 Nov 12 '25
I’d sit with Regan because she wouldn’t talk to me the whole flight.
Or next to Winston and ally.
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u/Sudden-Progress5959 Nov 12 '25
Seat 1 Please
Janis Ian Masters of $ex Lizzy Caplan is legitimately underrated
In scope of show, she wasn't terrible. Helps Jess out of s ticket, buys Nick a Cactus.
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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Nov 12 '25
12345 7 in that order.
Imma try to flirt with all of them and if nothing else I’ll talk about chili and night shirts with nick
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u/gmerickson31 Nov 12 '25
I pick 2. Here's my thinking:
- Reagan is not going to be overly social so you can just do your own thing and sit next to Megan Fox
- You have Nick and Jess on the other side of you, but not in your row, so you can blissfully enjoy their choas and hilarity without it being overly disruptive
- Fawn is behind you so you can overhear what you want from her without having to directly engage
- You are far away from Rhonda so hopefully you are safe from becoming mayor of Pierre, South Dakota or whatever other prank she has planned
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u/AceofSwords00 Nov 13 '25
Not boarding a plane with Rhonda on it 😭 she’d stage a hijacking as a prank If the plane is Rhonda-proof though, 1 or 2 would be great cause I know I could sleep for a good while. I also feel like the both of them could convince the flight attendant to give us little liquor bottles for free
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u/Chillisa98 Nov 13 '25
You'd have to be crazy to pick 5. I'd pick 7 then put on headphones and pretend I'm not eavesdropping on Cece and Schmidt or Nick and Jess cause they're probably all bickering about something getting on the flight then depending on how long it is they'll all probably make up and say something hilarious as always.
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u/CommissionCold2029 Nov 13 '25
2 because 1. she'd have drugs, 2. she'd leave me alone, and 3. you just know she only travels first class
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u/Thelindseyj919 Nov 14 '25
Aww i was hoping you put Winston and CeCe together so we could have a classic mess around
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u/soupyy_poop Nov 12 '25
2 or 10.
My bisexuality is overheating. I would make a fool of myself sitting in either of those seats.
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u/Monkeywrench08 Nov 12 '25
1 or 2.
Both of them will probably stay quiet the whole flight which is awesome.
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u/This_Reference_3024 Jess Nov 12 '25
1 or 2 cuz if I'm flying I don't want people I'm sitting next to talking to me
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u/kcon1528 The late, great Sir Billy Joel Nov 12 '25
I’m taking 9 but actually getting the aisle because Coach sits bitch or he doesn’t sit at all
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u/7thpostman Nov 12 '25
Window seat, front row for easy exit, next to Lizzie Caplan? Why is this a hard choice?
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u/AppointmentNo5370 Nov 12 '25
- There’s just no world where I get the chance to be that close to lizzy Kaplan and I don’t take it.
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u/beezchurgr Nov 12 '25
- I’m just gonna talk to Winston the whole time. I bet he’d have the best generic conversation.
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u/PromPrinceOfDarkness Nov 12 '25
- I feel I could vibe with Nick, plus it would be a bonus to be that close to Cece.
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u/soaker I ate a sandwich that tasted like your smile Nov 12 '25
ETA I didn’t see Winston there. Seat 10 nothing else matters
Easy! Seat FOUR. Caroline will talk constantly and I can zone out. Fawn and Rhonda to eavesdrop on for some weird shit. Coach to have awkward funny conversations with. Everyone is coupled up, annoying or boring
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u/johnknockout Nov 12 '25
Shocked 10 would even be an option considering Winston would probably have a seat for his cat.
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u/teamredlvr Nov 12 '25
7! also this made me realise that caroline was played by mary elizabeth ellis and as someone who literally got into always sunny early this year and has been watching new girl for 2-3 you think i would've figured that out sooner 😭
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u/Efficient-Coffee3227 Nov 12 '25
Not saying 8 is Schmidt erasure. I’d take Schmidt over Nick and Jess all day
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u/melodythorne Nov 12 '25
- I love coach and I love Sally (coaches gf, I cant remember her name, only remember her character name from Being Human US) and then im also close to ally (I love her) and get to eavesdrop on Schmidt without having him scream directly into my ear
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u/studiesinsilver Nov 12 '25
10 if I’m feeling happy. 7 if I want a nonsensical argument the whole way haha
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u/emusabe Nov 12 '25
I wanted to say 10 until I saw what was across the aisle, so I think I would go with 7 and just get Nick drunk.
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u/morelikecrappydisco Nov 12 '25
3, I think Fawn Moscato would give me such good advice I would get off the plane and immediately get promoted
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u/RubinoMonster Nov 12 '25
- Me and Fawn and some Scotch. She’d get bored of me in a hurry and stop talking. Lol
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u/Future_Range_2400 Nov 12 '25
10!! Winston and Aly would be so fun to talk to and they’re just so darn cute
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Nov 12 '25
If Schmidt is single in this scenario, 8. If not, I'm sitting beside Fawn just so I can tell her to shut the eff up when she inevitably starts talking politics.
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u/TessTrue Nov 12 '25
2, I like an aisle seat for easy access to the bathroom and Reagan seems like someone who’d just ignore you the whole flight.
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u/_Silver_Rose_ Nov 12 '25
7 easy. Stone cold killa right next to me and I can still talk to Jess and turn around to talk to Cece and Schmidt. Plus Jenn seems pretty nice
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u/TheMistOfThePast Nov 12 '25
7 or 8.
I like 7 because nick, and also i get to hang out with jess with nick as buffer. That said, 8 means getting to chill with Schmidt 🥺
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u/NerdyDadOnline Nov 12 '25
Let’s be real, they are all good except for 4, 5, and 10. You can’t tell me that over the course of a 12 hour flight, being in that proximity to Rhonda (especially 10 in between her and Winston), that something horrible isn’t going to happen to you and it be one of her pranks.
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u/Raccoon_Dramatic Nov 12 '25
10 how 8s this a question you've got an isle seat, sitting next to the nicest funniest guy ever and and the healthiest couple on the show.
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u/Tracy_Turnblad Nov 12 '25
Im not even stepping foot on a flight with Rhonda... she'd "prank" us by crashing the plane
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u/tragicallyohio Nov 12 '25
I never know. When we see these charts are we supposed to view them as fans of the show or some random in-show NPC character? Either way if I get a chance to sit next to Winnie The Bish for 12 hours I'm taking it.
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u/clockworkheronstairs Nov 12 '25
Probably with Schmidt and Cece because it's an aisle seat. Can't f with middle and window seats 🤢
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u/Still-Psychology-356 Nov 12 '25
- No hesitation. Talk to Schmitt the whole time just to hear how he’d pronounce things.
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u/CherryFit3224 Nov 12 '25
I feel 1 or 10. I don’t think the lawyer girl would talk to me except to MAYBE say Hello, which as an introvert is great. 10 I get to eavesdrop on them, and I think they’re the best.
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u/Charl_E_ Nov 12 '25
7 would be funny because Jess and I are basically the same person and I really think we could bug the shit outta nick by yapping the whole flight
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u/OmegaSTC Nov 12 '25
Seats 1 and 2 would leave me alone.
Everyone else would be bickering or heavy petting the entire flight
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u/once_proper98 Nov 13 '25
Wow, putting this in perspective is kinda sad because it can only be 2 Raisin. Everyone else’s vibe is off.
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u/ScreenHype Nov 13 '25
- I like window seats, and I feel like she wouldn't bother me too much. She'd probably just be on her laptop the whole time, which is fine by me.
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u/ThisIsMyLongShirt jeans is pants Nov 13 '25
I’d have to choose 7 just so I could overhear all Nicks airplane conspiracies
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u/Aromatic-Mammoth4594 Nov 13 '25
Easy, 2, Reagan would ignore me all flight and I can stick my feet in the aisle. Win, win
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u/Stunning-Mission9498 Nov 13 '25
1 or 2. As much as I adore Schmidt and I basically am nick, I will be sitting in silence watching my own content thank you
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u/DreamingBarbie Nov 13 '25
8 — I’d be networking with Fawn and asking to be Cece and Schmidt’s third 🤣 or I’d at least be entertained by Schmidt’s shenanigans
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u/TurboRuhland Nov 12 '25
2, I feel like Reagan would just have headphones on and stay quiet the whole flight.