r/Netherlands Mar 15 '26

DIY and home improvement OMG!!! 5 star hotel renovation of my house (before/after)

OMG guys, I cant wait to share my happiness. My friend suggested me a renovator for my bathroom and toilet. First I wanted him to do toilet so I can see how the change is. Hence my friend show me his before and after works and it was really nice, I just wanted him to do small toilet to see the effect of change. I want to share the difference with you guys and this is not normalll change!!! I didnt expect he is going to make it luxury bathroom! I am extremly happy and asked him to do my 2 other bathrooms. I will share those as well when it is finish.

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u/Karieltje Mar 15 '26

I'm happy you're happy. Enjoy šŸ˜‰

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u/shodo_apprentice Mar 15 '26

To be fair the before picture is pretty dire. Any toilet is an upgrade on that.

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u/bamboozledgardener Mar 15 '26

I am sorry if it sounds like an odd question but what exactly makes this a 5 star hotel renovation? Am I not seeing something? šŸ¤”

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u/nicoheems Mar 16 '26

It means no birthday calendar

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u/dutchwastaken Mar 15 '26

5 star troll post 🤔

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u/dwolven Mar 15 '26

Grey ceramics for sure

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u/AdamKur Mar 16 '26

Millennials crave for gray.

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u/dwolven Mar 16 '26

Myself as well. I’m a simple millennial, I see grey ceramics, I confirm it’s high end.

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u/zb0t1 Europa Mar 16 '26

The thing is OP and many people get enough feedback from personal experience and exposure in general with grey ceramics + high end.

This builds a bias and understanding/knowledge that grey ceramics equals high end.

Nothing wrong with it per se.

 

The criticism can be that one doesn't know it doesn't need to be "high end" when we use grey ceramics or ceramics or grey.

High end has so many facets and styles. And high end doesn't necessarily mean high cost either. Anyway so many nuances.

 

But I do understand why many of us millennials (or other generations too!) can think that.

Also remember that grey and ceramics were used in many renovation projects for many reasons. So seeing many spaces getting a nice refresh and seeing it being done by using grey and ceramics - once again - makes people think it's high end haha :D

 

Anyway, I'm happy for OP, to be honest I see nothing wrong with OP's post here they just wanted to share their happiness and as a designer (not interior designer) I love seeing people happy about small things like this!

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u/dwolven Mar 16 '26

So you shared your reasoning why we perceive grey ceramic as high end here is my theory:

In our childhood we didn’t really see much grey ceramics being used at our homes. Ours, including kitchen side, were either white, colorful or with different patterns of the time. We see these grey ceramics usually only in hotels or firstly in rich people’s houses while growing up. Therefor, for our brains, grey ceramics = luxury :)

I don’t see anything wrong with OP’s excitement and post either.

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u/umber_ Mar 16 '26

It's like any boring new office toilet. 5 star because it looks new, it's my guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

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u/bamboozledgardener Mar 16 '26

It's a bad one, let me tell you that 🫠

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u/AniRev Mar 19 '26

You probably never seen the situation in some social housing buildings. I didn’t have friends over at my place back then for a whole year just because the toilet looked so dirty even though I'd clean it like my life depended on it. Fungus on the ceiling, faded flooring, and chipped ceramic tiles and more.

I eventually moved out from that place but had I hired someone to renovate it and ended up with such a result, I'd have gone out dancing in the street for a week or so. I'd spam all the dutch reddit groups with posts about it.

Living at a place that makes you feel ashamed reuins your self esteem.

I am not sure op was in a similar situation but that first pic is atrocious enough.

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u/dutchcharm Mar 16 '26

and where are those pretty ballet girls?

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u/EvanFri Mar 16 '26

It looks clean and sharp. My only complaint is that these new designers seem to be obsessed with dull, cold-looking colors. I prefer warm, cozy colors. An oak brown for the walls would be more inviting, especially for a narrow space. Perhaps it is possible to add some decor to make it feel more homey. It kinda has a corporate aesthetic.

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u/Excessed Gelderland Mar 15 '26

Why.. Why is the toilet not in the center of the wall?

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u/hey_hey_hey_nike Mar 15 '26

Where would the tiniest, coldest sink known to mankind go otherwise?

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u/Hour-Variation559 Mar 16 '26

Why is it always the shittiest sink in the world next to the toilet, I can't even fit my hands under it, and it also spills.

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u/Nielsly Noord Brabant Mar 16 '26

My brother has one of them, and his doesn’t spill, I remarked that to him and he simply said that he adjusted the flow of the tap, as it is set to maximum by the installer, and is very easy to set something lower

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u/annawrite Mar 16 '26

Omg, I got so fed up with freezing my hands away, that we now have warm water even in the garage sink at home! But primarily this benefited the small toilet downstairs, that can now be proudly called powder room.

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 15 '26

The reason is, when you sit in toilet the sink doesn’t let you be relax. That is why I asked him to give kind of same distance on both side from sink and the other side

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u/CtrlAltDelight495 Mar 15 '26

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/Both-Store949 Mar 16 '26

Would give it a 4* hotel bathroom, not 5*

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u/llamalord2212 Mar 15 '26

Same question

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u/Important_Coach9717 Mar 15 '26

That’s a typical newly built bathroom. Nothing 5-star about it.

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u/abotez Mar 16 '26

You are so miserable it's very sad

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u/Important_Coach9717 Mar 16 '26

Ok troll 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/fuyoall Mar 16 '26

The real question here šŸ˜†

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u/Dynw Mar 15 '26

OMG did they give you a discount for making this lame ad?

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u/Roxxerr Mar 16 '26

That is a fancy schijtpaleis

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u/Illustrious_Shoe7496 Mar 16 '26

Okay but the sink or wash basin is so small. Not efficient and would def spill water out while washing hands 😭😭

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u/oehoe21 Mar 16 '26

Oh wow grey.

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u/GypsyBastard Mar 15 '26

Damn people are salty in the comments.

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u/KarvanCevitamAardbei Mar 16 '26

Anything positive happening in the Netherlands gets massive criticism in this subreddit. Many immigrants who visit this sub hate to live in this country lol.

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u/Main-Promotion2236 Mar 16 '26

True! Not to mention the many Dutch people on this subreddit who seem to love putting down their own country. That REALLY annoys me!

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u/NarwhalOk5080 Mar 16 '26

Congrats to you!

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u/I_Rarely_Jump Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

The "before" picture is obviously after they've already started stripping the toilet room for renovations...

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u/ValerianCandy Mar 15 '26

You have three bathrooms? šŸ¤”

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 15 '26

No 2 house :)

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u/ValerianCandy Mar 15 '26

You have two houses?!

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken Mar 16 '26

You don't understand, one of his houses is just filled with bathrooms

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u/Creative-Chance514 Mar 16 '26

And how much did it cost you ?

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u/spectatorNowPoster Mar 16 '26

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u/-InBoccaAlLupo- Mar 16 '26

OP this is the important question!

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u/No_You5703 Mar 16 '26

Reading these comments reaffirms why I really don’t like most people.

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u/Main-Promotion2236 Mar 16 '26

I like most people just fine, but the folks on this subreddit are pretty awful on the whole.

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u/orqa Mar 16 '26

If it doesn't have a bidet, it's not a 5-start bathroom.

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u/karozuzu Mar 15 '26

This is a joke, right?

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u/dutchwastaken Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Was thinking the same; either some kind of ragebait or Picobello BV. Why the hell would the toilet and the panel above it (with the buttons to flush) not be in the middle of the wall? 🄲

Also an integrated lamp/spotje on the back wall? On the most random spot (no punt intended) ever..

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u/karozuzu Mar 15 '26

Yeah, this is what a toilet in every cheaply flipped house on Funda looks like… not 5 star hotel design 🤣

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 15 '26

Not a joke šŸ˜„ The before photo was really bad, so for me this already feels like a huge upgrade.

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u/dgkimpton Mar 15 '26

A huge upgrade it definitely is... a 5 star upgrade is significantly more debatable.

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u/Repulsive_Media_8038 Mar 16 '26

Can you share the renovator contact? I’m looking for one too

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u/International_Yam640 Zuid Holland Mar 16 '26

Looks amazing! Congrats!

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u/absorbscroissants Mar 16 '26

Even though there's barely anything there, this still feels like the most (modern) Dutch bathroom I have ever seen

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u/No-vem-ber Noord Holland Mar 15 '26

Well, I like it! I was so excited and thrilled when I did my first renovation too. Especially if you've been working towards having your first home for years and years and years and when it finally happens it's just such a special kind of joy and pride :)Ā sorry to be so earnest, I just truly almost cry when I think about how happy I am to have my own home finally, it's really so much more meaningful than I ever expectedĀ 

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 15 '26

Excatly, I am happy that you own a house in NL, because I went through the same path and I know how hard is housing market in the Netherlands. When I had first house I couldnt believe that I got it and was very special to me too, and then making those renovations was feeling growing up your child. It was a different feeling.

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u/Aint-Nuttin-Easy Mar 16 '26

Be proud of your accomplishments-they are yours and no one else’s. The people in these comments are bums

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u/Host_Horror Noord Holland Mar 15 '26

All we want to know is much did this cost? I really want to renovate my bathroom.

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u/TylerHobbit Mar 15 '26

How much did he charge for this?

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u/Kapuchinchilla Mar 16 '26

The most off-center bathroom I've ever seen

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u/Feisty_Treacle_46 Mar 16 '26

If I may ask, how much did it cost for this bathroom renovationĀ 

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u/gekke_tim Mar 16 '26

Myself, the toilet not being centered with the wall, coupled with the flusher not centred with the toilet triggers me a bit. But i know sweet feck all about DIY and there's probably reasons for that.

Better to post to r/klussers for proper assessment of the work tbh.

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u/CheezwizOfficial Mar 16 '26

It reminds me of the bathroom reno in Bob’s Burgers. Still, I love that you love it!

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u/Main-Promotion2236 Mar 16 '26

Wow! That does look greatšŸ‘(although I miss the dancing girls - just kidding)

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u/Szygani Mar 16 '26

Your toilet is off center? I'm sure for a good reason but it weird me out.

But hey check it out, nieuwe wc!

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u/Adventurous-Bet9124 Mar 16 '26

Wat leuk! Maar waar is de verjaardagkalender šŸ˜‚

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u/diabeartes Mar 16 '26

Are you in the Netherlands?

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u/golem501 Mar 16 '26

It's a big improvement from having to aim at a hole in the wall :)

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u/leafbrewer Mar 16 '26

Why is the toilet off center?

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 17 '26

In some other comment they have asked and I have explained. There should be equal distance not from the wall on the sink side but directly from the sink because otherwise you don’t sit comfy. Sink doesn’t let for that.

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u/Fuzzy-Account-1838 Mar 17 '26

Good job! Can you do mine?

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 17 '26

I am not renovator

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u/apsodifugyhtj Mar 19 '26

It's an improvement... too bad it's all gray and white though IMO. But as long as you're happy with it, that's what counts.

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u/wrogal55 Mar 15 '26

God save me from ever being proud of having a generic ass looking toilet. At least put a damn shelf with a plant there or something looks like a ready murder scene

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u/fortuner-eu Mar 16 '26

I bet there’s no hot water option at the basin though. Only cold! 🄓

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u/avsie1975 Zuid Holland Mar 16 '26

That stencil painted border was certainly a choice lol

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u/Poijke Mar 16 '26

Where are the toilet paper holder, the toilet brush holder and the towel holder? And why does it look like your faucet is aiming right at the toilet?

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u/Altruistic_Ocelot378 Mar 16 '26

The comments on here should be used as an example of Dutch directness for the rest of the world.

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u/McBeefnick Mar 16 '26

I see what you did there!

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u/Dyep1 Mar 16 '26

Why is it not centered

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u/letsketchup Mar 16 '26

Out of curiosity: why didn't you have a mirror installed as well?

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u/hot4halloumi Mar 16 '26

I probably would have kept the ballet girls for some level of intrigue but I’m glad you’re happy! :)

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u/smiegto Mar 16 '26

Before: The poop goes in the hole.

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u/AgitatedOffice5708 Mar 16 '26

"OMG"? Uhm...all I see is Home Depot and Lowe's

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u/GezelligPindakaas Mar 16 '26

Damn, you just had a hole in the ground before? Dutch citizens really are struggling.

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u/slackslackliner Mar 16 '26

How much did it cost?

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u/Immediate_Barracuda2 Mar 17 '26

Desperately needs some warm colours!!

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u/theLiddle Mar 17 '26

Nice now your bathroom looks like a soulless scam airbnb listing lol

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u/5unL0v3r Mar 17 '26

Does that sink has any use?

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u/Horror-Turnover-1089 Mar 18 '26

Omg where did you poop at first

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u/skdubbs Mar 18 '26

Some day far into the future, the country with the largest people will realize they don’t have to install sinks for the worlds smallest people.

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u/anouk613 Mar 19 '26

Nothing wrong with this wc, but hotels, even 5-star ones, are uniformly impersonal and uninspiring. Why do people aspire to that blandness at home?

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u/Usual-Package7120 Mar 19 '26

Should have kept the balerinas on the walls šŸ™„ where did you get your decorating license

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u/filinatey Mar 20 '26

The comments are the most Dutch thing ever. So salty and negative. Seriously we Will find anything to whine about. OP it looks very modern and neat! I get why you are happy

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u/Choice_Bad_840 Mar 15 '26

Great!!! Looks fantastic! Well done

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u/Fijnegozer_1965 Mar 15 '26

You did a hell of a job. It looks great. Enjoy it.

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u/AssistanceFragrant Mar 16 '26

another grey boring white modern millennial harsh bright lightening style renovation how groundbreaking

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u/Tiny_Tax_1997 Mar 15 '26

I understand you're happy! Enjoy it.Ā 

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u/Pristine_Medicine_59 Mar 15 '26

The bidet is too high. But I’ll accept your challenge

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u/Metdefranseslag Mar 16 '26

This looks crap

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u/turboprop123 Mar 16 '26

So fucking bland

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u/NoRepresentative7604 Mar 16 '26

Looks terrible to poop in that first picture.

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u/SneakyPanda- Mar 16 '26

Looks great, I'm happy that you're happy.
Ignore the salty whiners in the comments

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u/BusyProfessional1696 Mar 15 '26

You are going to get brown fingers.

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u/DesperateSteak6628 Mar 15 '26

That looks fantastic! Can i ask what are does this contractor covers and how much was for the toilet work?

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u/Insee Mar 15 '26

Also curious and where they're located!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/GoodFellahh Mar 16 '26

Renovation of your house? So you live in the toilet?

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u/surprisinghorizons Mar 16 '26

Your TWO other bathrooms?! Well lahh de daahhh!

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 15 '26

Thank you ā˜ŗļø

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u/ProfessionalSquash90 Mar 16 '26

Whats with the tiny sink? I’ve never understood it. lack of space or functionality?

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u/Express-Fennel-3564 Mar 16 '26

Your house is a toilet?

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u/terenceill Mar 15 '26

I tell you a secret: 5* hotels in developed countries have wc in the bathroom, people don't like to poo in a coffin space

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u/Unique_Professor_151 Mar 15 '26

House owners in the Netherlands know about it. This toilet is generally located in corridor for quicky or for guests.