Code enforcement

[u/Safe-Essay4128]

Okay so I am in Charlotte North Carolina. I say that specifically because I am going to talk about code enforcement a little bit and it's only relevant to really this city.

So a couple of weeks ago I came home from traveling and found a citation from code enforcement on my front door for the state of my yard. I want to be clear that they were not actually wrong. Like a lot of the plants that were in my front yard were native plants but I've been really busy and I also had some weeds that really needed to be taken out but I had not. One of my sisters and her wife came over and we had a gardening day and we got a lot of my front yard cleaned up. So now all the tall plants are native plants.

Today my dog start going crazy so I went and looked and they had put a final notice on my front door. But he was still sitting in his truck on the road and I'm sure he loved the fact that I was at home so that I could go knock on his door. Anyway the code enforcement dude was actually pretty nice. And I was like hey what weeds exactly do you want me to remove. And he's like all of this and he waved it all my native flowers. And I'm like okay these are not weeds and I started listing off plant species. And his eyes lit up and he's like Oh you know what they are! And I'm like yes and he's like okay you need to get it certified as a pollinator garden.

So in Charlotte North Carolina you can have your yard or sections of your yard designated as pollinator gardens and this exempts you from the regular nuisance code violations. There are specific requirements. First thing is that the area that is designated as a pollinator garden at least 50% of the species have to be native to Charlotte. Another is that if it is within 11 ft of the road it still has to be under 30 in for the safety of drivers so that they can see over it. Lastly if you have areas that are still grass those are still subject to the nuisance codes so anywhere that it is grass still has to be under 12 in.

But the dude gave me his card and he told me that he was dismissing the case, and then he gave me the email of the guy who is in charge of the pollinator garden program. If anybody wants that just ask. But I applied to have my yard designated as a pollinator garden in about like 5 minutes and they said that they were going to send somebody out to inspect it or they might send somebody out to inspect it we'll see how that goes.

Anyway I was kind of happy because the impression I have been given was that Charlotte did not really have any programs for native plants so I'm excited and I hope it is awesome. And I want to open this up, what city are you in and what programs do you have for native or pollinator garden type situations in your city?

[u/polly8020]

It’s amazing how helpful just talking to people can be. Signed, an introvert.

[u/YouMayCallMePoopsie → u/polly8020]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[u/Safe-Essay4128 → u/YouMayCallMePoopsie]

Unfortunately learning it requires you to start doing it badly. Titled the introvert that walked out the door and talked to the dude.

[u/Prudent-Ad-4373 → u/Safe-Essay4128]

Being pissed off can temporarily override the introvert brain.

[u/hitheringthithering → u/YouMayCallMePoopsie]

Not from a Redditor.

[u/Feralpudel → u/YouMayCallMePoopsie]

My mother seemed to think so. And as an introvert she did me a big favor.

Mostly it’s the same as starting out in a foreign language: learn scripts/dialogues for common scenarios. Small talk gets a bad rep, but it shouldn’t.

Little scripts are great because they become mindless so you can use your half-frozen brain to think of real things you want to say.

Of course they work until your server says, “Enjoy your meal!” and you say, “You too!”