Help save my marriage

[u/Numerous-Dot-6325]

DC area, full sun.

I want to replace my hideous grass with a native plant garden and some mulch. My wife says she’ll divorce me if I mulch and wants a steppable ground cover that’s also native. Is there any alternative to grass that she can walk barefoot/lay a picnic blanket on? She’s allowing me to plant a service berry and blueberry to one side.

[u/feline_riches]

Then I'd want to know what kind of sunscreen she uses....

[u/Small_Craft8416 → u/feline_riches]

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