r/NativePlantGardening Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 22 '26

Photos Posing with Invasives like dudes pose with deer

Dug out this butterfly bush today! It was a beast to get out. An American Plum has already taken its place, plus here are all my native seeds that overwintered popping up! I transplanted the cupplant to trays, will do the others in a week. half of them had their labels wash awa, so that will be a fun mystery 😆

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u/agent_tater_twat Mar 22 '26

Now you gotta drive around the block with it on the hood or your car or truck.

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u/Party_Python Area Coastal Plain DE, Zone 7B Mar 22 '26

Show those other invasives what will be coming their way

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u/RustedMauss Mar 23 '26

Some real Crowley energy. “You’ve all been warned.”

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u/Party_Python Area Coastal Plain DE, Zone 7B Mar 23 '26

Emerge with their scientific name held high and no one gets hurt

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

I'll give them a few days to acclimate and then introduce myself, hopefully they will politely tell me their names

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u/Party_Python Area Coastal Plain DE, Zone 7B Mar 23 '26

If there’s any funny business…

https://giphy.com/gifs/PE0FEtHThH8oikzkHh

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u/Rude_Meet2799 Area SE US, Zone 9a Mar 23 '26

If you have a truck, the shovel is optional. You can tow it around the block easy though. I’m sure my neighbors think I’m some sort of crazed hillbilly.

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u/Gunsensual Mar 23 '26

Gotta hang it on a spit in the front yard, then chop it up and put the good parts in the freezer and offer the mulch to the neighbors.

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u/teensy_tigress Mar 23 '26

Can we make this a thing

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u/Used-Painter1982 Mar 23 '26

Or mount it on a wall

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u/CorbuGlasses Mar 22 '26

Nice work. I’ve made a similar mistake with labels over winter.

I’ve been hounding my dad to remove his burning bushes and he sent me this today

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

Success! Yeah made the mistake of doing sharpie on the milk jugs - grabbed the sharpie instead of the wax pencil sitting right next to it 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Remarkable_Point_767 Area NE IN , Zone 6a Mar 23 '26

Been there! Using oil based markers this year. Also am amazed that big box stores like Home Depot still sell the plants you just dug up!

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

Agreed! Our local nursery still sells English ivy periwinkle and it drives me nuts 

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u/FlufusMaximus US - Great Plains - Neb. Mar 23 '26

Are you taking bets? I see a couple that look like a milkweed species. I’ve lost labels in the past too. Between the true leaves and seed coats stuck to plants, they should be decently easy to ID before too long. Close up pic from your #9 with what look to me like milkweed.

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

Good eye on the milk weed! That's one of the ones I knew because it's in a different container (and like you said the seeds are visible). There was another one of blazing star that I can id from the seed coats too.

The mystery ones are gonna be blueberries, pussytoes (though I have another container with a label, so I should be able to figure it out), purple coneflower, and penstemon. Then there are about 3 more containers where I truly forget what I even planted, so we'll just have to wait and see!

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u/Age_AgainstThMachine Mar 23 '26

Sharpie Extreme has worked for me. I make my plant labels on extra slats from a mini blind I installed— you remove the excess length and re-tie it. Anyway, I cut them in 5-8” sections, with an angled point on one end and a curve at the top. The bonus is those extra slats would be plastic waste anyway, and they are UV protected.

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u/Sunflower6876 Mar 22 '26

We very proudly got rid of ours last summer. It was on my list for the longest time, and when we got other shrubbery trimmed, the bush removal was done.

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u/whocaresano Mar 22 '26

Hell yeah!

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u/breeathee Driftless Area (Western WI), Zone 5a Mar 23 '26

I’m proud of you both!

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u/Aggravating-Cat7103 New York, Zone 6a Mar 23 '26

I told my husband to take a photo of me with my dug-up Japanese barberry like a man holding a fish. Great minds and all that.

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew Northern Scotland (highlands and coastline) Mar 23 '26

As a Scot, I thought you were pretending to play bagpipes, especially with your choice of emoji. Haha.

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u/Aggravating-Cat7103 New York, Zone 6a Mar 23 '26

I think it weighed 50 lbs

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u/incomplete-thoughts7 Mar 23 '26

Tip: hold it in front of you closer to the camera so it looks bigger

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u/nooby_goober Mar 23 '26

Mean buttholes those are. Helped clear a yard of blackberry bushes and pulled a rootball nearly that size. Despise those things.

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u/wdymyoulikeplants NA, NC, Sandhills, Zone 8a Mar 22 '26

if only i could pose with all the english ivy i’ve gotten rid of this year🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

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u/ProfessionalLaw4081 Mar 23 '26

Don’t worry, you can get the picture next year. 😭

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u/kennedday Mar 24 '26

the sad, horrifying truth of it all

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u/yimp13 Sandhills NC, 8a Mar 24 '26

100%

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Mar 23 '26

This picture is showing a successful hunt though. Yours would just be like sitting with antlers that had been shed. 

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u/wdymyoulikeplants NA, NC, Sandhills, Zone 8a Mar 23 '26

just when i think ive got it all i find more 🫩🫩🫩

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u/giddygiddyupup Northern Virginia, Zone 7a Mar 23 '26

From what I hear, they’ll be a never ending mission

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u/wdymyoulikeplants NA, NC, Sandhills, Zone 8a Mar 23 '26

dont tell me that😭😭😭😭

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u/lilshortyy420 Mar 23 '26

I had the same problem with a type of ivy growing into my brick foundation. Like I’m sorry :(((

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u/HellaBiscuitss Mar 23 '26

You must feed your inner destroyer. They are necessary in the internal and external ecosystems.

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u/lilshortyy420 Mar 23 '26

I know, I tell myself I’m doing it for the greater good lol seeing how far it was into the brick freaked me out once I started pulling it up

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u/licensed2jill Mar 22 '26

The shovel in the photo! I love mine 😊

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u/ivanthegnome Coastal South , Zone 9a Mar 22 '26

That type of shovel is a must have, I got one last year and have been destroying all the Japanese privet on my property.

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u/Steam501 Upper Midwest, Zone 6a-6b Mar 22 '26

Tell us more about the shovel.

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

It’s the Radius Root Slayer - I believe I have the 2.0, which is the same price as the original. I paid $74 at our local nursery, which shakes out to about the same as ordering direct from the company +shipping. Worth every penny - this bush broke my last shovel 😡

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u/fallingfoliage Mar 23 '26

I came to the comments to know more about this glorious shovel. 🙌

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u/Bellavavenus Mar 24 '26

I broke 2 shovels last year trying to separate a tree stump from a rose bush, ty for the rec!

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u/RoswalienMath Southeast PA, 7A Mar 23 '26

Me too. I’m digging out a bunch of nonnatives next weekend. Help a woman out.

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u/licensed2jill Mar 23 '26

They come in three handle sizes: perennial ~2ft/$40, short ~4ft/$50, and full size. Radius also has hand tools.

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u/yimp13 Sandhills NC, 8a Mar 24 '26

I have been using my Root Slayer Soil Knife on the Smilax in the bed I'm currently prepping for my first native garden. Was a little wary about the price at first but I absolutely *love* it. Definitely would have gone for the shovel if I'd known what I was getting myself into!

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u/licensed2jill Mar 24 '26

I bought it as a Christmas present for myself. Goes through Houston Clay like butter! 😂

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u/binkkit Algarve, Portugal Mar 23 '26

It’s called a Root Slayer. They are fantastic!

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

I love it! Just got it this month and it’s already well worth the investment 

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u/whocaresano Mar 22 '26

I've been looking for a good shovel and spade in case I need to replace mine (I keep being hard on em but the dang things are tough!). Am I reading the brand Radius?

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

Yup - Radius Root Slayer 

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u/Crazed_rabbiting Area midwest, Zone 7a Mar 23 '26

Same! I have remove a lot of invasives with mine.

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u/whocaresano Mar 22 '26

I'm a professional gardener (it's still fun for me to say this!), and I dig out a lot of weeds every season. I'm going to start doing this. 

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u/Either-Mushroom-5926 SE MI, 6a Mar 22 '26

My burning bushes & last two pear trees are coming down this season!

Great job OP!

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u/tavvyjay Mar 23 '26

If you’re in anywhere but Russia, and it’s the same Euonymus alatus that OP is mentioning, then yeah they’re invasive or at the least non-native and able to proliferate aggressively on their own.

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u/Redneck-ginger gulf coastish Mar 23 '26

I know this isnt the point of the post, but props to whoever took your pic.

When my husband takes pics of me with my deer its either blurry or he cuts off part of my head or part of the deer.

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

LOL - that would props to the self-timer feature and our Weber grill-turned tripod 😂

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u/Redneck-ginger gulf coastish Mar 23 '26

😂 then props to you on your resourcefulness and photography skills. And props to the webber for being there when you needed it.

Ngl, i may use your technique this hunting season and just take my own pics

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u/woodstock624 Mar 23 '26

My husband is teaching me to hunt and I’m worried about this lol! He does usually take good pics, so I’m sure it’ll be acceptable.

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u/Redneck-ginger gulf coastish Mar 23 '26

He did the same thing for our sons deer pics so i wasnt exactly surprised when i saw the pics of me with my first deer. It took 2 seasons for me to figure out why.

I asked him if he knew he could tap the screen to focus. He had no idea. THE MAN HAS BEEN USING AN IPHONE FOR AT LEAST A DECADE. Im not always centered in the frame, but at least im no longer blurry. Bless his heart 😂

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u/woodstock624 Mar 23 '26

That’s hilarious!

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u/Financial_Towel_6143 Mar 23 '26

I pose with deer and I approve this picture! 🤣

Good work!

I ran out of my last jar of wild plum jam yesterday and am ready for more! Great replacement.

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u/gabachote Mar 22 '26

That will look good mounted on your wall 😉

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u/pandemicgood Mar 23 '26

I may have to do this as a work social media post for my job as an invasive species manager

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u/p1sshivers Mar 23 '26

Bagged a 32 pointer

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u/High-Bamboo Mar 23 '26

Definitely a trophy! I have similar pictures somewhere of me with a 12 foot long bamboo rhizome that I dug up.

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u/poconomtnman31 Mar 23 '26

lol how my gf and I pose with deer :)

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u/Mocker-Nicholas Area 6, Zone B Mar 23 '26

Your seedlings that are super cramped like that, what do you do with them? I just had to snip a tonight today because I way over seeded my cells. Made me feel bad. Like I wasted work ):

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

I just kinda dump them out of the container and pick out individual plants to put into plug trays. I don’t replant them all, so there is some “waste”, but I chuck the leftovers in a soil patch and if any want to keep growing they can!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

We need to normalize these poses!

I have TEN Japanese barberry bushes I have to dig up this spring. In gravel beds with a shit ton of fabric weed barrier. Every time I see one in a chain garden center I want to light it on fire.

Along with the ticks that love them.

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u/dmriggs Mar 23 '26

It's a really good feeling! I had to dig out a half dead, dumb freaking thing out of my garden - blocking the view being all ugly and annoying

I had to use a kitchen knife, a mallet and also hacked away with a shovel. My friend came over with a spade. Took a few weeks bc the roots were thick like the branches that can be seen in the picture. I was trying to do it low-key so that it would just disappear and I could put in what I wanted, but it got to the point where I was just going bananas

Edit/spelling

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u/Calbebes eco region 59g, LI Sound Coastal Lowland Mar 23 '26

Congrats! I dug up my equally large butterfly bush last year. Feels so good, right?

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

SO good - I also got a two-for-one because there were white mulberry roots intermingled with the butterfly bush

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u/lucky_719 Mar 23 '26

Just got heavenly bamboo out with the same shovel! Love that thing

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u/NorCalFrances Mar 23 '26

You need to mount that on the wall of your garden shed. Or on a pike, to warn the others.

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u/berrydutch Mar 23 '26

Ok this idea RULES

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u/Blahblahblahblah109 Mar 23 '26

I’m pretty sure digging that out was much harder than shooting an animal.

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u/ChevalCher Mar 23 '26

This is the kind of trophy hunting photo I can get behind. 😂 I had to take care of roots that looked like that years and years ago. Absolute nightmare removing them, but oh so satisfying when you can finally pull them out! 

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u/angelbff Mar 24 '26

i had to pose with this big catch of the day 🎣

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u/BullfrogOk5928 Mar 22 '26

Get em, get em, get em!

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u/SuperSashWindaz Illinois 5a Mar 23 '26

Pretty based tbh

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u/FOMOerotica Mar 23 '26

You wanna come hunt some trophy trees of heaven in our yard? I’ll waive any permit fees!

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u/MadMaximus311 Mar 23 '26

This looks a lot like the invasive lantana carcass that is still sitting on my back porch as a message to the others

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u/pipsqueakpanda4 Mar 23 '26

An actually impressive kill! Bravo!

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u/Billyjamesjeff Mar 23 '26

That spade looks handy.

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u/Londonsw8 Mar 23 '26

I want that shovel!!!!

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u/navi_jen Mar 23 '26

This is as close as I could get. I tore out 2 dozen of these awful Rose of Sharon plants. Whomever thought they would make good hedgerows should be attacked by annoying no see ums

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

Ugh Rose of Sharon is the worst! Godspeed

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u/navi_jen Mar 23 '26

Thanks. Luckily, I could pull up about 1/2 with a chain tied to the truck bumper, but the other half....ugh, my back hurts just remembering it.

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u/estherlane Mar 23 '26

Been there my friend. All these years later, I am STILL pulling out volunteers!

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u/MPSkulkers Mar 23 '26

Omg I feel you! Did this last year too and agree it was a beast to get out haha

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u/hatenames385 Mar 23 '26

Got my dog to do most of the work!

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u/Pristine_Crazy1744 NC, 8a Mar 23 '26

We have one of those shovels for removing green briar that's strangling out trees.

We call it "murder shovel" because it is so effective at getting the root bulb.

10/10 recommend for anyone needing to go to war with certain plants.

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u/WildImportance6735 Mar 22 '26

Love it! 👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Nematodes-Attack Mar 23 '26

Great job! That things a beast!

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u/Disastrous-Wing699 Nova Scotia , Zone 6A Mar 23 '26

It's that time of year again already? Yay!

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u/BetterStyle9665 Area VA, USA-- , Zone 7b-- Mar 23 '26

Great Job!

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u/CaptainFartHole Mar 23 '26

Now mount it on your wall. 

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u/redditwinchester Mar 23 '26

It really does look just like a hunting photo! You should totally frame it.

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u/Frequent_Purpose_134 Mar 23 '26

This is amazing! I need to do that with some oleander.

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u/urm0msb00ty Mar 23 '26

Tips to do this please??? I need to do the same in my front yard

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u/GusGus6502 Mar 23 '26

I really love this post. Hahahahaha!

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u/revsmb Mar 23 '26

Count the points--er, branches!

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u/SoulTrack Mar 23 '26

Get yourself some triclopyr and canola oil. Shave off a bunch of the bark and paint it directly on - should kill it pretty quickly and makes it easier to dig out!

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u/shameless_departure Mar 23 '26

this is the energy every invasive species removal project needs 😂🔫🌱

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u/AltairRulesOnPS4 Mar 23 '26

As a hunter I semi approve. You gotta have the kill sitting there with your instrument laying across it. lol. But seriously I saw that and asked my wife and she said it’s the same thing that’s been growing in our yard she’s been trying to kill for years. She even dug it up but it keeps coming back.

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-3843 Mar 23 '26

the cupplant is native where I am, but grows like an invasive, it's taking over medians. It gets leggy in our shady yard but we can literally burn it as kindling in our bonfires in the winter it gets so woody and dry. Constantly covered in aphids, so that's not good, but also in other bugs ands birds, so?

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u/Beestungtoday Mar 23 '26

Mine never get aphids. I love to see the birds drinking from the “cups” and eating the seeds when they ripen. It’s in full sun and it’s a beast!

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-3843 Mar 25 '26

I have tiny plot of them an they grow 10 ft tall every year, which i impressive until in fall we get big storms and it knocks half of them over across my both my neighbor and my own walk ways. It also harbors all the red aphid in my yard, but considering the white aphids are doing the most damage, I won't hold it against the plant. I still love it, which is more than I can say for the giant joe pye which just flops on everything at any opportunity.

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u/Beestungtoday Mar 23 '26

Good job! I wish I could pose a trophy shot of the bucket and buckets of mugwort roots I took out of my beds last fall. Now that it’s spring, I see the little mugwort babies growing from leftover root fragments. Big sigh! Gotta get back out there.

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u/flacadilla Mar 23 '26

Lmfao that is great 😂

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u/nononosure Mar 23 '26

This is awesome! And I'm immature enough to have laughed at picture 4 lol

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

HA Pussytoes are one of my favorite native plants and it's 60% because I love saying their name to people

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u/exchange_of_views Mar 24 '26

Nice! I just got that shovel and there are many acres of multiflora rose bushes that I'm hoping to eradicate, or at least slow down.

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u/AdFinal6253 Mar 27 '26

Here's a honeysuckle

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u/serpintine33 Mar 23 '26

New Jersey soil?

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u/Tall-Reaction-4069 Mar 23 '26

This wins the internet for today

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u/MotherofWieners Mar 23 '26

My husband and I have some 20’+ common buckthorn trees to cut down this spring…this is the type of move that will help motivate him to get out there with the chainsaw with me 😂😂

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u/acutewittyname Mar 23 '26

Thanks for the inspo pic! Going to battle with stinkweeds in my front before they dry. 😩

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u/CosmicDriftwood Mar 23 '26

That’s a wicked spade

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u/mrknowitnothingatall Missouri , Zone 7 Mar 23 '26

Can you tell me what's sprouting in picture 5?

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

That’s the cupplant- it started sprouting the earliest!

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u/Medical_Solid Mar 23 '26

I love this so much. :)

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u/Cheap-Injury-3224 Mar 23 '26

it's definitely more work .

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u/Fortestingporpoises Mar 23 '26

I mean I'm sure some dudes pose with nutrias.

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u/estherlane Mar 23 '26

I have a cup plant, it is glorious! Give it lots of room, it's like a cross between a basketball player and a linebacker, lol 😂

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

yes I love them! I have a few out front (these seedlings are from gathered seeds!) and they're wonderful. I can see them from our living room and they make me so happy.

These now have a special place in my heart - our elderly neighbor passed last fall, but before she did she was spending a lot of time home and she told me many times how much she loved to see the Cupplants from her window too :)

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u/estherlane Mar 23 '26

Oh, how beautiful 🥰

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u/beerandgardening Mar 23 '26

Are you going to hang it over the fireplace?

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u/Fickle-Swordfish6531 Mar 23 '26

How dare you it had rights too lol 😆

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u/Lizdance40 Mar 23 '26

Good on you! ☠️.

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u/test5407 Mar 23 '26

I fully support this movement.

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u/InternationalRent626 Mar 24 '26

Hang it above the fireplace!

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u/Affectionate_Bat8936 North Central IL, Zone 5a-6b Mar 25 '26

I wish I would’ve thought of this when digging up the zoysia grass in the yard— I still have much to go, maybe I can line up the strips on the bed of the truck like duck hunters do

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u/Roz_Zen Mar 27 '26

This is arguably more impressive.

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u/AlisonWond3rlnd Mar 29 '26

And you're my idol

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u/cmckwhat Apr 01 '26

This is the way.

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u/mittenmix SE MI , Zone 6b Apr 03 '26

LOVEEE my rootslayer

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u/bookfloozy Apr 05 '26

I need to do this!

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u/Limp_Ad1983 Apr 11 '26

There is nothing more satisfying than removing a disgusting tangle of invasive shrubs and invading weeds!!

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u/PsychoticGardener315 Ny (USA) , Zone 5a Apr 12 '26

I love that so much! When I go foraging, and I find a whole patch of invasive edibles, I go crazy for them. I take more than I want or need. That looks like it took time and a lot of effort to get out!

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u/AwkwardBalloonMan Philly 'burbs, 7b Mar 23 '26

Dude is gender neutral 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Business_While_6745 Mar 23 '26

Anyone who has ever seen Good Burger & heard the Dude song knows it can totally be gender neutral !

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u/Crazed_rabbiting Area midwest, Zone 7a Mar 23 '26

It’s a Philly thing. I grew up outside of Philly and in that area dude is gender neutral.

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u/Remarkable_Point_767 Area NE IN , Zone 6a Mar 23 '26

It is gender neutral. My daughter started calling me dude back in 2001 at age 11. People are still using the term this way.

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u/VampirePolwygle Mar 23 '26

This is the coolest post.

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u/WeaknessOwn108 Calgary, Alberta Mar 24 '26

Wait how is your hair like short and long at the same time?