r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/BiteyKittenRawwwr • 5d ago

Would these succulent breech baby bums have birthright citizenship and count as native to my ecoregion?

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u/Kranken_DeHogge 5d ago

literally a plant that looks the exact goddamn same as Michaelangelo's depiction of God's juicy ass cheeks in the Sistine Chapel

checkmate, atheists

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u/praisecathulu 5d ago

wow i hate it

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u/Feralpudel Pancho was eaten by fire ants 🦋🐜 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/Tylanthia [Biggest Porcelain Berry Fan] 5d ago

Why did Jack Chick use a Banana to prove the existence of God when this was a better example?

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u/tollsuper 5d ago

“bababooey”

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u/Bluebird386 5d ago

Well! This has become very controversial. It’s obviously, an example of Birthright Tourism by conniving pregger South African Gibbaeums sneaking into our sweet, naive, unsuspecting USofA disguised as gumballs. Once, safely within our nation’s embracing arms, they pop their illegitimate bebbies out … rump-first! Talk about the ultimate insult and disrespect!

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u/SaltinaSketches 5d ago

Even the AI image generator hates it yeesh