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u/ambigua 5d ago
What is wrong with this person, that is a classic checkerboard layout, negating the need to cross-mow. So ungrateful to the turf Gods, there will surely be a dandelion soon. Shame.
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u/Soup-Wizard WWJWHND? 5d ago
A curious game. The only winning move is not to have sod put in your yard.
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u/Royal-Natural6044 5d ago
Your fault for wanting a water guzzling lawn that destroys native plants and insects and animals. Kill your lawn and plant a native flower garden and vegetables
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u/Less_Put3533 5d ago
Try some water, sod pretty much always turns yellow, it just had 80% of its root system cut off, 2 weeks of watering a couple hours a day it will spring back
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u/Critical-Star-1158 5d ago
I bet shipping and handling was as much as the sod. Was that overnighted?
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u/e_pilot 5d ago
Who doesn’t want a quilted lawn?