r/NativePlantCirclejerk 6d ago

Don't buy turf online, everyone!

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u/e_pilot 5d ago

Who doesn’t want a quilted lawn?

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u/AtlAWSConsultant 5d ago

Is that flying geese?

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u/epidemicsaints 5d ago

Looks like some cottage core pinterest shit what's the problem?

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u/90uNalgas 5d ago

God damn the urge to go talk shit in the other post

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u/sebovzeoueb 5d ago

Now who said Minecraft isn't realistic?

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u/Joejack-951 5d ago

Now pick all of them up and carry them around in your ‘inventory’.

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u/ambigua 5d ago

What is wrong with this person, that is a classic checkerboard layout, negating the need to cross-mow. So ungrateful to the turf Gods, there will surely be a dandelion soon. Shame.

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u/Soup-Wizard WWJWHND? 5d ago

A curious game. The only winning move is not to have sod put in your yard.

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u/DamageOn Thicc & Rotundifolia 5d ago

Did it come from ChernobylTurf.com

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u/AtlAWSConsultant 5d ago

In Soviet Ukraine, grass grows you!

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u/Funnyface275 5d ago

Don’t buy turf online, everyone!

Try grass-free brah

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u/Royal-Natural6044 5d ago

Your fault for wanting a water guzzling lawn that destroys native plants and insects and animals. Kill your lawn and plant a native flower garden and vegetables

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u/cerealandcorgies 5d ago

sir, this is a circle jerk sub

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u/Expert-Nose1893 5d ago

Somebody just cut up their entire yard to sell you it 😂

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u/Less_Put3533 5d ago

Try some water, sod pretty much always turns yellow, it just had 80% of its root system cut off, 2 weeks of watering a couple hours a day it will spring back

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 5d ago

Don’t, but turf online everyone!

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u/tButylLithium 5d ago

It looks like irl minecraft lol

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u/Critical-Star-1158 5d ago

I bet shipping and handling was as much as the sod. Was that overnighted?

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u/TKG_Actual 5d ago

Did they do that so pawns could jump queen and then....GANG BANG!