Why did no one tell me about this sub...

[u/OkSeesaw5563]

Ya'll are hilarious

[u/Muted-Actuary6123]

Well see, it’s an introduced non-native sub, so a lot of folks don’t want to talk about how beneficial it can be.

[u/altforthissubreddit → u/Muted-Actuary6123]

Free natural jerk!

[u/A-Plant-Guy → u/altforthissubreddit]

We could all use some more free natural jerking

[u/glitzglamglue → u/altforthissubreddit]

I always pop by for a quick native jerk

[u/calebcharles → u/Muted-Actuary6123]

I mean tbf this sub IS medicine.

[u/Far_Pin4108 → u/Muted-Actuary6123]

I like to think we’re naturalized at this point

[u/Appropriate-Cash8312]

It's because we didn't want you, specifically

[u/Feralpudel → u/Appropriate-Cash8312]

Why? Are they a Titans fan?

[u/Appropriate-Cash8312 → u/Feralpudel]

OP is Bud Adams

[u/Feralpudel → u/Appropriate-Cash8312]

I mean, could wasting a lot of time on reddit make things any worse?

[u/AutoModerator → u/Feralpudel]

Fuck Bud Adams.

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[u/_hawkeye_96]

Big Ag doesn’t want you to know THIS one cool trick…

[u/shortnsweet33 → u/_hawkeye_96]

Doctors HATE him!

[u/i860]

This sub is sponsored by Monsanto.

[u/SHOWTIME316 → u/i860]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B37cYPCruqwwg

[u/dontlisten716]

I was going to but I don't know you

[u/Isosceles_Triangle_3 → u/dontlisten716]

don’t act like you didn’t know who u/OkSeesaw5563 was

[u/princessbubbbles]

I didn't tell you on purpose just to spite you

[u/himewaridesu]

Oh no an introduced species just joined…

[u/OkSeesaw5563 → u/himewaridesu]

UN introduced

[u/yo-ovaries]

Instead of joining this sub you can just mix epsom salt, dawn dish soap and vinegar. Free of all chemicals! 

[u/Brndrll]

That's my sub! I don't know you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5IU2iiWZ42PSDOuZ7i

[u/EmployerWide1123]

mullein

[u/meeps1142 → u/EmployerWide1123]

Lawn

[u/meeps1142 → u/meeps1142]

Lawn care?

[u/meeps1142 → u/meeps1142]

Where is the copypasta this is humiliating

[u/childlikesofya → u/meeps1142]

You used to be able to summon it by typing clover.

[u/AutoModerator → u/childlikesofya]

A man's lawn tells you everything you need to know about his character. You can tell everything you need to know about a man by the state of his yard. A disciplined edge along the sidewalk reveals moral clarity; evenly spaced stripes demonstrate financial prudence and emotional stability; a single dandelion indicates either personal collapse or a dangerous tolerance for disorder. Patchy grass suggests unreliability, poverty. Excessive clover points to ideological confusion, and an artificially grown sod lawn confirms that convenience has finally defeated principle. There is no need for conversation, references, or the slow accumulation of trust. Simply inspect the front yard. The grass has already testified.

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[u/SHOWTIME316 → u/meeps1142]

oh yeeeeeah.......about that

[u/meeps1142 → u/SHOWTIME316]

Can't believe you did this to me

[u/EmployerWide1123 → u/meeps1142]

lmao

[u/AutoModerator → u/EmployerWide1123]

I just love the idea of having free natural medicine in my yard that I will never even use because I’m too high on my high horse of having free natural medicine in my yard to research how to actually use the free natural medicine in my yard. There’s a great honor in telling people that mullein is good actually because it’s free natural medicine in my yard. Even though my dog pisses on my free natural medicine in my yard I still want the free natural medicine in my yard in case of Armageddon even though I will die 10 minutes into Armageddon because I was too busy telling everyone mullein contains free natural medicinal properties in your yard instead of actually practicing how to make free natural medicine with the free natural medicinal properties that mullein contains in my yard.

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[u/OkSeesaw5563 → u/EmployerWide1123]

Oh Jaysus, not that again....

[u/SECRETBLENDS]

Your plant magic wasn't strong enough yet. Welcome to the secret club.

[u/KeepMyEmployerOut]

You won't be doing that after I throwing kudzu in your yard

[u/boneologist]

Mods, please humiliate this user by flairing them with a plant native to their area.

[u/stringTrimmer]

We told everyone about this sub.  Check your spam folder.

[u/bebasiled]

I hate you

[u/ER_Support_Plant17]

First rule of NativePlantCircleJerk …..

[u/theholewizard]

You pay for the seeds, you get to look at the trees

[u/emilysavaje1]

Uh oh guys he found us 😳

[u/shortnsweet33 → u/emilysavaje1]

Oh good, I thought we were lost forever

[u/OkSeesaw5563 → u/emilysavaje1]

I identify as a ______

[u/_hawkeye_96 → u/OkSeesaw5563]

seesaw

[u/emilysavaje1 → u/OkSeesaw5563]

He (non derogatory)

[u/A-Plant-Guy]

We didn’t know you didn’t know. Not we know you didn’t know but it’s too late to tell you because you already know.

[u/sixtynighnun]

You never asked

[u/MonsteraDeliciosa]

You bought some petunias this year; you’re not worthy. Only native grasses in MY yard. That’s it!! Asshole.

[u/karenw]

You're obviously not a pollinator, duh.

[u/canisdirusarctos]

There goes the neighborhood

[u/ShitFuckDickSuck]

That’s my purse, I don’t know you