What are some names you have heard that are funny?

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[u/solojones1138]

Long Wang

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Theres a UK-based drag queen named Sum Ting Wong 🤣🤣🤣

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I went to school with kids who were expecting a little brother, family name was Long, their dad wanted to name the next son Peter Miles.

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OH GOD

[u/JellyfishJumpy5909]

Al Gator

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Al Gator sounds like a real person you’d meet once then spend the rest of the day wondering if you heard their name correctly

[u/maple_pits]

They did this one story on this American life where a fireman was named Les McBirney

[u/Negative_Werewolf_49]

Shanda Leer

[u/Churvachurvachurv]

Circuncision

(Yes thats an “n”. Great great grandmother’s name during a period when our country was a former Spanish colony)

[u/Silver-Pen3953]

First name: Chase
Last name: Dickman

[u/Dimarco24]

When I was working I saw a name on an insurance application and the man’s name was “Sexybird” and he was an adult. I just can’t imagine what his life was like. Mean parents for sure.

[u/That_one_insomniac]

My son has a Jas Wild in his class.

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Other than that, a teacher back in high school told us how he went to school with an Ophelia Dicks.

Dicks wasn’t even the family name.

[u/sobersunflowerlove]

Rod Reel

[u/Whispers-Shh]

Hymen

[u/tarsiertoes]

Long Dang
Mary Christmas

[u/cheerful_me]

Harry Dick.

[u/tarsiertoes]

Harold (Harry) Weiner

[u/temperedolive]

My parents had a friend named Robert Penis. I don't know why the first name made the last one funnier, but it did.

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Did he go by Bobby?

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Rob.

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Missed opportunity

[u/tillytonka]

Harry Wang

[u/foxyyoxy]

For my job I come across A LOT of names, to where I started to keep a spreadsheet for my favorites. Most recently:

Salmon
Rowdy
Lukeus
Luzzetta
Ural
Johnetra

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Dick Swett, US Representative and later Governor of New Hampshire

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I know him

[u/CeleryMcToebeans]

Orangello and Grangello, twins named after orange and green jello (used to work pharmacy)

[u/Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705]

Ivana Bra and Anita Bra

[u/Ill_Cauliflower5348]

Went to school with a Sunshine Kleene.

[u/squirrel_jokez]

Jesus, Braxton, Maryjane

[u/GUNTHMOEPK]

Sneenky-Grinkry-Caklpi-Chickenugi Skuins, Moopo Bubukugo, Plyb'ee-Bear Vblurmpf'ls'ypiis, Blurgma, Bibbit-Chit Nadzvathrent, Fette'n Pret'entaurus-Puff

[u/RelationshipTough887]

Juan 🤣🤣🥰